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RACHEL: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
The Guys: Pete?!
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Pete: Okay, I love you.
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Pete: Uh-oh.
Pete: What, look back?
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
Monica: Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adams Apple, but that really hurt.
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Pete: Well... (he holds up a gift he brought her)
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths I love you. to him.)
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!
Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you .
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
Announcer: From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! Hes known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!
Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If thats, if thats really what you want, okay.
[Scene: A Gym, Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi.]
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
PHOEBE: I'm not gonna. But you know what's cool though? Ok, if you had a friend named Pete, then I could say, 'Oh yeah, I know Pete, he's friends with my brother.'
Pete: Dont worry, Hoshi taught me how to use an opponents strength and weight against him.
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Monica: (to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Pete: Her names Ann, shes a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.
Pete: Well, if that were true, Id dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, dont you?
Pete: Im sorry things didnt work out...
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
Pete: I cant until Im the ultimate fighter. I will do it. Im telling you, the day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or Superman. Now, Im not saying I could beat Superman, but y'know, kids are stupid.
Pete: I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.
Monica: Hi! Hey, Pete youre back! Hey, check this out. (She starts to skate over to him)
Pete: Its time for me to conquer the physical world.
(They both rush each other. Tank picks Pete up and carries him over and slams him into the fence surrounding the ring.)
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
TV Announcer: Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, hes just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just...
Pete: But youre not. Okay, good.
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Chandler: (reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete (quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?
Pete: Well Im not gonna stop until Im the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
Hoshi: All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown)
Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, Ive even had my own octagon training ring designed.
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.