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RACHEL: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Pete: Why not?
Pete: Hi.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Pete: Hi!
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Pete: All right.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
Pete: Why would you say that?
Pete: What?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Pete: What?
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
The Guys: Pete?!
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Pete: Okay, I love you.
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Pete: Uh-oh.
Pete: What, look back?
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Monica: Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adams Apple, but that really hurt.
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Pete: Well... (he holds up a gift he brought her)
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths I love you. to him.)
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!
Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you .
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Announcer: From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! Hes known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
[Scene: A Gym, Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi.]