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'PHOEBE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'PHOEBE' from movies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (smiles) Okay! (Goes to answer the phone.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Joey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Sure! Where is it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh! So you're 5639?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Phoebe]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Who was that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to Phoebe]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah! (She hands the phone to Chandler.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: (entering) Phoebe? (Phoebe comes back into the living room) Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Which Richard?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: But again, Simmons. Go on.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: On a totally different bet.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Naked alone time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ah-ha! Okay, (takes out a notepad) Las Vegas 1, London 0! I'll be right back. (Gets up and heads aft.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh no. [The patented version.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (To Monica under her breath) Simmons! Go with Simmons!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, London 1…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Phoebe, you don't eat animals.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey! Joey! (They all head over to him, he spots them coming and panics.) Hey! Hey!! Wow! (She hugs him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Why are you dressed as a gladiator?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So you're a gladiator! Wow!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Monica had lunch with Richard.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Noo! But that would've been so cool!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I love Vegas!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The casino bar, Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Thanks.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Joey starts to leave to embark on his genius moneymaking scheme, but is freaked out slightly when as he goes to open the door, there's a mysterious knock. He calms himself down and opens the door to reveal Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh, you are so lucky! (To Chandler) Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: But she just came up here!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I wonder where she is. That is so weird.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sees Ross and Rachel) Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Phoebe! (They hug.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: You guys are here! Yay!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Hi! (Hugs Phoebe)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah! (Motions to her face, indicating all of Rachel's "make-up.")

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(The old lady at Phoebe's machine wins. Phoebe turns around in shock.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ugh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: M-M-Mole people?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh. What's a lurker?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Kills you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohhh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: How do you know about this?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Dance karate?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The casino, Phoebe is playing on a slot machine. Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (seeing her) Get out of here you lurker! (She doesn't move) Go on! Get! (She throws a quarter at her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh! You made up!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Ohh, get a room.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I know. Use it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The slot machines, Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(They start smacking each other's cups, but Phoebe notices a security guard approaching.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Be cool! (They both pretend to have a nice conversation as the guard walks by, but after he leaves they both start fighting again.) Okay lady, your lurking days are over!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: What time? Maybe we can share a cab!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: I won! I won! I finally won!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (quietly) Sells drugs to kids.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: She sells drugs to kids. (The guard looks at the lurker.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Was it her quarter?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks out.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(The security guard from before approaches and Phoebe tries to turn her back on him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what I’m talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldn’t have given you the puppy first.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y’know, it’s been a while since we’ve screamed something. Maybe we should.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Phoebe Sr: All right, the man in the picture is Chuck Magioni.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

PHOEBE: Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Phoebe: If I haven’t said it before: she’s a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going to—what the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which she’s been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? What’s the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, it’s nice! May I try a pink one?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Phoebe: Y’know she might not even notice he’s gone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: You know what, I’m gonna do that, I’m gonna call him up, and I’m gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin’? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? It’s Rachel Green from Bloomingdale’s. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we—(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, let’s see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. I’ll see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) You’ve done that a thousand times?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Singer: Okay, my next song’s called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say. I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldn’t Have Left You That Way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Phoebe: (grabs and shakes Rachel) Just calm down woman!

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Phoebe: Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Phoebe: Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and y’know you can die. And, you would die!

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

PHOEBE: Uh-huh, yeah, that's my cheat sheet.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Phoebe: Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh.... (puts picture down, sees Ross staring at her) Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Phoebe: There is a speakerphone on the base unit...

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Phoebe: Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! I’m on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. It’s umm, it’s umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe y’know after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay I’ll see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Phoebe: (seeing the look on Chandler's face) He-he does not like it! He hates it! He's in pain!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

[Scene: Ursula’s apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: Okay, I asked for the news, not the weather.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Chandler: (singing) I’ll hold you close in my arms. (Phoebe enters) I can’t resist your charms. And love....

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

[This starts another series of flashbacks about Joey’s hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebe’s Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Phoebe: Oh, I’m flaky. I’ll say anything.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: Nobody wins!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. He’s just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell he’s doing.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

PHOEBE: Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! (Chandler runs and picks up his shoes) Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww. (Chandler runs to the bathroom, as the computer bing-bongs) No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. (Chandler runs to the computer) No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much. (Chandler walks slowly into the kitchen)

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Phoebe: Oh okay. How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

(Phoebe kisses Rachel on the cheek, then joins her team.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

(Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey all scooch over to let them sit down.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I… (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) I’m sorry?

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Phoebe: Okay, this is what I’m talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Phoebe: What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Chandler: Listen Phoebe, he’s right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Phoebe: Really?! Oh that’s so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon! Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I’ll have to pound on you for a little bit.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Phoebe: Oh, thank you. I hope... I hope you know how much you mean to me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Phoebe: Well, it just, it doesn't feel like playing anymore, it feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Phoebe: See? I’m doing it. I am totally doing it. (Suddenly it stops working.) I lost it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Monica: Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: (Takes mike) Thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. (Shakes bell as an introduction) (Sung:)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Phoebe: Umm, do you know, umm Sipowicz?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Phoebe: (laughs and picks up another lure) And this?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

[Scene: Phoebe’s apartment building, in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

(Chandler and Phoebe look bored to death. Monica scores and laughs)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: (Clears Throat) Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Phoebe: Do you have my birth certificate?

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: .and I said Vicrum you can't just call every time you get lonely you know, you, you gave up that right when you slept with Rachel.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Bitsy: Phoebe, why don't you come in the living room and meet our friends?

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Okay, okay-okay, ah, Chloe works with that guy Issac. Issac’s sister is Jasmine. And Jasmine works at that message place with Phoebe. And Phoebe’s friends with Rachel. And that’s the trail, I did it!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh we can't, we already have plans.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Phoebe: Alright, here's my $7.50. (Hands them the money) But I think you should know that this money is cursed.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Phoebe: Are you kidding?! Another week with that sip, I’ll kill myself!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Phoebe: No! No! It’s-it’s uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica and Phoebe: (sympathetic) Ohh!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monica’s guest towels?

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: What? (He leans in to kiss her.) Oh. (They kiss and Phoebe pauses.) Ooh. (Pause) Whoa! That one kept going. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah well, maybe she should’ve spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Phoebe: Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: No reason! That would just be a really big surprise, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that I’m not allowed to charge for.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh. Ha-ha-ha. All right, anyway…

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Phoebe: Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Phoebe: Oh my God!! The baby just kicked!

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachel’s sister’s cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Gary: (To Phoebe) Hi sweetie. (Kisses her.) Hi, can I talk to you for a second?

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler can’t do it, these guys kissed… (Points to Ross and Rachel.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Phoebe: I..., a jingle? No, no-no-no, no.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, (although its really just Monica’s now with Matthew Perry in rehab) Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Phoebe: I know! But if I didn’t work there, what else would I do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Now Ben, sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside, but they have famous fathers.

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat...) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Phoebe: (interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

(Phoebe leads David into a bedroom)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Phoebe: (to the person that answered the door) Hi, Ursula.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Phoebe: (as Ursula) That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Phoebe: Oh that’s good, I guess she’ll have a choice between my guy and your weirdo.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Y’know, I’m not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Phoebe: Okay, good. There you go. Doesn’t anyone feel better?

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Rachel: (fake disappointment) All right. All right Phoebe I will let you have him, but you owe me; you owe me big!

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

PHOEBE: I know.� (sighs)�� So, what's going on with you and Ross?

"Friends", season 9, episode 9