words in movies
Phoebe: Oh, oh! It's on again!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair.]
Phoebe: Hey.
Phoebe: Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh! (they all stare at her) Okay, it was me!
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
Phoebe: That is unfair. I'll call her and tell her it was totally my fault.
Phoebe: What a sad little life she must lead. Okay, ooh (starts dialing).
Phoebe: No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
Joey: Hang up, hang up. (reaches with his good arm, but Phoebe grabs it and he tries to reach the phone with his other arm but can't because of the sling.)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
Phoebe: Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?
Phoebe: (on phone, in 'Katelynn's' voice) 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Phoebe: It was really fun, I mean I've never talked on a car phone before.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know. I mean it was fun one time.
Phoebe: Two?
Phoebe: Okay, I'll do it, but just these three, right
Phoebe: (entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave)
Phoebe: No it's not, sorry.
Joey: But Phoebe, wait! Wait! Phoebe. Phoebe! (catches her in the hallway)
Phoebe: Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants.
Phoebe: Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.
Phoebe: Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.
Phoebe: Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...
Phoebe: Yeah okay, no if it helps you okay. Yeah.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there]
Phoebe: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
Phoebe: Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Phoebe: Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb.'
Phoebe: Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'
Phoebe: Oh.
Phoebe: Yeah, no, I understand.
Phoebe: Yeah. Sorry. (she starts to leave)
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe: (in a coy tone) Oh, you caught me. I am so busted.
Phoebe: He is! But hes getting divorcedRoss! Maybe you know him.
PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.
(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.]
(Phoebe opens the box, to find something familiar inside.)
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
(Phoebe moves in the dressing room from which Charlie went out)
Phoebe: Okay, let's go running!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters.]
Phoebe: Yeah, and yknow what? I dont give a tiny rats ass.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe.]
Phoebe: Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.
Phoebe: (seeing him) Okay, nows not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.
Phoebe: Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.
[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachels old room, a smile on her face.]
Phoebe: Sorry, Im so sorry, I will pay you back.
Rachel: (Into microphone) Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.
Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!
Phoebe: (taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachels not in the same place you are.
[Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand.]
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Dr. Green: Who is the father? Oh no! Please dont tell me its her! (Points at Phoebe.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up.
Phoebe: I dunno, well he got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.
Phoebe: They were threefold.
Phoebe: Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. (They all look at her.) All right, so I dont know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.
Phoebe: Come on, Mom, Ill take you home.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)
Phoebe: Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Phoebe: Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!
Phoebe: Oh, not anymore. I changed it today.
Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?
Chandler: (disgusted) Oh come on! (To Phoebe) Are you listening to this?
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Rob are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: A Jewelry Shop, Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings.]
Phoebe: No, its just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there, Joey is on the phone.]
Phoebe: Uh, it's a piece of paper and it says, "Ross" on it.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! I know who the father is (She walks into Monica and Chandlers.)
PHOEBE: Hey.� I'll be right back.� I've got to go to the bathroom.� (She rises and exits.)
PHOEBE: Chicken. Which is so ironic considering I'm a vegetarian.
Phoebe: Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger?
(Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe back their chairs away from the table.)
Phoebe: Ooh, yknow what, I think its time for puppy to go out again. Come on, lets go to the balcony.
Phoebe: Come on you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving.
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Phoebe: Yeah, um, I cant fly. Im having my brothers babies.
Phoebe: Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Phoebe: Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'.
Phoebe: Hey. Ooh! Dont sit down!
Phoebe: (screaming, angrily) ...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! (applause) (happily) Thank you, thanks.
Ross: Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey.]
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?
Chandler: (to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-Im sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
Phoebe: Okay, doctor says any minute now.
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
PHOEBE: Oh, c'mon, like you tell me everything.
Phoebe: (sets the cup down) Oh! (Grabs her stomach in pain.)
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Phoebe: I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet.
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
(Phoebe turns to Rachel and mimes remove a lid of a jar. Ross enters and Paul motions for Rachel to leave with him now.)
Phoebe: Okayyyyy, open up!
Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man, we-we must alert the church elders!
Phoebe: Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didnt know that you did pot.
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: All rightOoh! Oh dead God, save me!
Monica: We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?
Phoebe: Okay. All right. (Hands her the phone.) Good luck explaining all the calls to China.
Phoebe: Okay, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey.
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Phoebe: (interrupts her, to Monica) Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't.
Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey: No, I wasnt gonna ask you that, no.
Phoebe: Ewww! And "Oh no!" Itsthey just want me to be the surrogate. Its her-its her egg and her sperm, and Im-Im just the oven, its totally their bun.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Phoebe: Oh, is that who the monkey's named after?
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
Chandler and Phoebe: Yes! You mean the world the world to me. Oh...
Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.
Phoebe: Oh, that is so unfortunate.
Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?
Phoebe: Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on thethat looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say hi! but then I figured, he doesnt care if he looks like you.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway.
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
Phoebe: Okay, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!