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ROSS: Hey Rach. I, uh, got you a little present. [Rachel is not impressed]. . I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember, huh. [sings] Walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, everyone knows it's. . . just a big spring. Alright, you still mad at me becuase of the whole. . .
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
JOEY: Rach, these are for you.
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
Ross: Rach!
RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Joey: Hey Rach.
Joey: Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Chandler: Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monicas.)
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Joey: I dont know Rach.
Ross: Im sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.
Phoebe: Yknow Rach, I think that, I think you should be Monicas made of honor.
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Phoebe: Rach, look! (she holds two buns up to her ears to make her hair look like the Princess Leia 'do.) Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. (Ross stands up horrified) There he is.
Joey: Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.
Joey: (laughing sarcastically) Ok, Rach!
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
All: Rach! Come on! Rach!
Joey: Hey Rach?
Monica: Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Monica: (gives her a look) Gee, I dont know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?
Phoebe: Rach?
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Phoebe: (Clears Throat) Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Phoebe: Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.
Joey: Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Yknow? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. Its all about turnover.
Monica: Rach, hes a friend of ours.
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Joey: Hey Rach. (Stares at her.)
Danny: Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?
RACH: [coldly] When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Ross: Rach, hes not an ex-con.
RACH: Let me get my coat.
Joey: Uh Rach, if youre gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine.
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?
Monica: Go ahead Rach.
Tag: Hey Rach.
Monica: Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.
Joey: Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)
Joey: Rach look, I really dont think thats such a great
Ross: Rach? You wanna come?
Tag: Whats going on Rach?
Ross: Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.
Joey: Rach?
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Joey: Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm
Ross: What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyre uh theyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.
Joey: Oh, come on Rach! My turn just started!
Ross: What?! What?! Rach what?!
Phoebe: Oh! Hey, Rach!
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Monica: Oh Rach!
Monica: Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Monica: Rach? (Points to Jill.)
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
Ross: Uh Rach?
RACH: Hi Russ, I've just got two more tables to clean and then we'll go, OK?
Ross: Rach?
Ross: Uh Rach
Ross: Rach, we gotta go.
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Joey: Rach come on, what?
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.
Ross: What, Rach?
Monica: Umm, she Rach, not it, she.
Joey: It wasnt my ring! Its Rosss ring! Thats why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.
Rachel: (entering carrying a book) Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, "Dear Rach, youre such a good person." Not girl! Person!
Ross: Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.
Joey: (entering) Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?
Ross: Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
Ross: Rach, I think youre reading a little too much into it.
Ross: Oh, come on, Rach, he's a guy!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
ROSS: Rach, Rach, we'll be fine, all right?� You go have fun.
ROSS: (holds up the message) Uh, Rach.
Joey: Rach, these are for you.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Monica: Hey Rach!
Monica: Hey Rach, somebody got you shoes!
Ross: So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?
Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?
Joey: Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then... well she can have him.
RACH: Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.
Phoebe: Hey, Rach!
Ross: So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.
Monica: Ok, hey Rach?