words in movies
ROSS: Hey Rach. I, uh, got you a little present. [Rachel is not impressed]. . I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember, huh. [sings] Walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, everyone knows it's. . . just a big spring. Alright, you still mad at me becuase of the whole. . .
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
JOEY: Rach, these are for you.
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.
RACH: Oh my god.
Joey: All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor
RACH: Noooo, no, I'm not mad at him. I'm.. I'm not really anything at him anymore.
Joey: Yeah, wow, sorry Rach.
Joey: Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.
RACH: Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity.
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
Joey: I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. (They hug.)
Joey: Rach! Rach! Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight.
Ross: Yeah! Rach?
Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).
Joey: Great! Thanks, Rach!
Monica: Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.
RACH: Did Joey say what he was gonna go when he left?
Monica: Hey Rach, arent these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?
Phoebe: Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?
Joey: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????
Ross: Rach, uh, you still looking for a place?
Phoebe: Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?
Joey: (sitting on the sofa in front of the tv) Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing.
Ross: Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?
Ross: Hey, thanks Rach. (They hug.)
RACH: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Monica: Rach, why won't they take it back?
RACH: What? What is so strange about me having a date?
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Monica: (on the answering machine) Rach! It's me! Pick up!
Ross: Hey Rach!
Monica: Rach?
Ross: (entering) Hey Rach!
Ross: You dont know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Chandler: Rach
Phoebe: Hey Rach!
Ross: O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-shes really upset were just talking.
Joey: Oh hey Rach, listenHi!
Monica: Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? Its here.
Joey: Rach, there is a decent place to
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
Ross: Okay Rach, but
JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).
Ross: Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh
Joey: Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Chandler: Come on, Rach.
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
Joey: The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be: nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet its way better than that classic of yours.
RACH: Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.
Joey: Thats great. Thanks Rach.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
RACH: Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
RACH: Oh God, even his knock is boring.
Ross: (entering) Rach? Hi!
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Rachel: Oh my God! I bet thats him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! Its Rach (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachels hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
Joey: Hey Rach!
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Chandler: Hows your room Rach?
RACH: What, isn't he sober?
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
Ross: Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Joey: Hey Rach.
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
Ross: Rach!
RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Joey: Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Chandler: Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monicas.)
Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Joey: I dont know Rach.
Ross: Im sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.
Joey: Hey Rach?
Phoebe: Yknow Rach, I think that, I think you should be Monicas made of honor.
Phoebe: Rach, look! (she holds two buns up to her ears to make her hair look like the Princess Leia 'do.) Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. (Ross stands up horrified) There he is.
Joey: Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.
Monica: Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?
Monica: (gives her a look) Gee, I dont know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!
Joey: (laughing sarcastically) Ok, Rach!
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Phoebe: Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.
All: Rach! Come on! Rach!
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Phoebe: (Clears Throat) Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?
Phoebe: Rach?
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Joey: Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Yknow? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. Its all about turnover.
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.