words in movies
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Rachel: (To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?
[Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.]
(He throws down his plate and runs to the wine cellar, Monica is about to follow him but is intercepted by Rachel.)
Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.
Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?
Rachel: Monica, what should I do?
Rachel: What?
Monica: Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box! (Tries to leave, but is stopped by Rachel.)
Rachel: Whoa, wait, listen, I think Im just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant.
Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.
Rachel: Okay, youre right. Youre right. You cant help me.
(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)
Rachel: Oh, hi!
Rachel: Hi. Sorry, things arent working out so well.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Rachel: Right
Rachel: (laughs) Yknow when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.
Rachel: Get the hell out of there, yknow?
Rachel: Well, look at that, same thing.
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
Monica: Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!
Chandler: Oh, hello Rachel.
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Rachel: Okay.
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
Rachel: Hello? Oh, Pheebs! (To them) Its Phoebe!
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Well, Ross said my name.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, yknow what, lets look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then
Rachel: (entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, theres a whole cart outside (Sees the Walthams and stops.)
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]
Rachel: (she stops and turns) Hi!
Rachel: Well, I-I-Ive been on Standby for a flight home for hours.
Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?
Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?
Rachel: Yeah. Im sorry.
Rachel: No, youre not an idiot, Ross. Youre a guy very much in love.
Rachel: No, you know what, I think you should go.
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think itd be really good.
Rachel: Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be really good for you!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Good!
Rachel: Right!
Rachel: Right!
Rachel: Okay, Ill see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.
Rachel: What? Wait, what?
Rachel: Well-well, I dont know Rossreally?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!
Rachel: Okay!
Rachel: All right!
Rachel: Oh, okay, were going. Yeah.
Rachel: Oh, wait-wait-wait
Rachel: Okay. Wait! Wait!
(Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.)
[Scene: Flight 1066 to Athens, Rachel is ordering a drink for Ross and herself.]
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
[The next clip is from The One Where Ross and Rachel.... You Know.]
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]
Rachel: Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.
Rachel: Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?
Rachel: Not unless different means the same.
Rachel: Your company has a fine foods division?
Rachel: Oh! Pathetic! (Grabs the crossword puzzle and starts writing.)
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Rachel: So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?
Rachel: And?
Rachel: Hi! Wow! You look, you look big.
Rachel: Look at that!
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Rachel: Okay, yknow maybe I should come back (Starts to leave.)
RACHEL: Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with.
Rachel: Hey! Hey, cute jacket!
Katie: You're so sweet! (Punches Rachel yet again.)
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Rachel: Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!
Rachel: What?!
RACHEL: Oh really, OK. [shows Monica her tattoo]
Rachel: Hey Joey!
Rachel: A couple of bucks.
Rachel: Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.
Rachel: Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!
Ross: (to Rachel) Haha! Looks like you're not going to be in the wedding either. (Looks at Phoebe) So sorry Pheebs.
Rachel: Well neither do I!
Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: Ross!
Phoebe and Rachel: Ohhh!!!
Rachel: (To Ross) Fine! (To the salesman) We went out.
(Rachel pushes on the couch and pushes Ross out the door.)
Monica: Danny? You know Rachel? Shes nice. Shes not bad to look at, right?
RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy. [goes in the bathroom]
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!
Rachel: Oh-oh!
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
MIKE: All right.� I'll do it.� (Phoebe gives the thumbs-up sign to Rachel.)� But really, how much dirtier can it get?
Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).
RACHEL: Well then uh, we better make this night count. [He starts to carry her out.] Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the cappucino machine. [He carries her over to turn it off.] Anchors away. Oh no no, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my pu rse. [He carries her to the counter to pick up her purse.] Oh, you know what. I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (She jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.)
Rachel: That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
(Rachel is stunned.)
Rachel: You brought a carrot?!
Rachel: Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
Rachel: Thanks!
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why.
Rachel: What's up Joe?
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
Rachel: Let me see that. (Monica shows her) Oh, yeah.
Joey: Look weve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachels coming to tell Ross she loves him!!
(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebes door.)
Rachel: Okay!
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Rachel: Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?
Chandler and Rachel: You think?!
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Rachel: Ohh! And Im one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!
Rachel: What?! Why?!
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Rachel: It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag.
Rachel: Well honey, Im late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?
Ross: Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.
[Rachel closes the drapes over the window, goes into her bedroom and closes the door.]
Big Nosed Rachel: Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over
Rachel: Oh. Listen, I'm so sorry. I would, I would've never fogged you if y'know if you hadn't looked so . Y'know.
Rachel: I know!
Rachel: Wh-what?!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: No-no, I bought those.
Rachel: O-okay!
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.
Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)
[Scene: The Launderama. Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes.]
Rachel: (to Ross): So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Rachel: No!
Rachel: Thanks Chandler.
Rachel: Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, Look how much money weve got! Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean itll be dry, but people will like it.
Rachel: Ive got some bad news.
Rachel: Wow, oh my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard.