words in movies
Rachel: My God, get a room!
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Rachel: No, you gotta pick one!
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window.]
Rachel: You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh, no, no. That is a doll.
Rachel: Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty.
Rachel: He's not having an affair!
Rachel: No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!
Rachel: Oh, that doesn't mean anything.
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Rachel: They're in a caaar...
Rachel: Geez!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, ok. Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun.
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
Rachel: Oh, look at her, so happy!
Rachel: Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.
Monica: (goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.
Rachel: Who's Nancy?
Rachel: Are you serious?
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
Monica: We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?
Rachel: Yeah it is.
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Rachel: Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
Rachel: You're fly is open, Geller!
Rachel: Ow, that had to hurt!
Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
(Rachel sticks a marshmallow into Monica’s nose. Monica takes it out of her nose by closing one nostril, and blowing.)
Rachel: Oooohh that’s interesting.
Ross: Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie…
Rachel: 14?
Rachel: Space cowboy!
Rachel: Ow...Oh Gosh!
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster!
Rachel: Y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
Rachel: Well it stupid, unfair question!
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
Phoebe: Ok, you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore.
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Phoebe: You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Rachel: Well, Phoebe that’s fine because I’m not moving.
Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like.
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.
Rachel: Well y’know, I don’t want you to be cold.
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
(Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachel’s old and now empty room.)
Rachel: And a crappy New Year.
Rachel: You can't move. You just... you just can't.
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and... (nods towards Ross) maybe close your blinds at night.
Rachel: Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.
Ross: Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)
Monica: Rachel, this is yours.
Rachel: Aah! Why? What are these for?
Rachel: Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. (she got a scarf)
(they both run off, leaving Ross, Phoebe and Rachel stunned.)
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Chandler: You like Rachel?!
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Rachel: (entering) Hi, sweetie.
Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
Rachel: Yes!
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe you lied to me.
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
RACHEL: Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.
Rachel: Who is it?
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Woman at door: Hello? Rachel?
Rachel: Really?
(Rachel runs over and answers the phone with the blender in hand.)
Rachel: Yeah, everythings fine!
Rachel: Oh, I gotta go back in there.
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Ross: Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, yknow what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, heres-heres 60 bucks, why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: Hide my rings.
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!
Joey: (To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.
Rachel: Oh Ross!! (Runs to the bathroom and closes the door.)
Rachel: Whats up?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: But Ross, its you and me!
Rachel: Um... hi.
Rachel: Okay, you gotta give me some of your piece.
Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>
Rachel: Aw.
Rachel: I haven't seen you in like.. a year.
(Rachel exits with coffee)
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Joey: (notices something in the mail that Rachel brought in) Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.
Phoebe: All right. Oh! Shoot! Oh shoot! Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape!
Rachel: (entering) Hi.
Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who is this?
Rachel: Uh.... its Emma.
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Rachel: Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Joey: Rachel stuff.
Rachel: What?! No! Im not gonna move out!
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry! Do you need the phone?
Joey: Yeah-eh-eah! (Rachel glares at him) Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.
Rachel: Why? You saw it? Is it scary?
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award.]
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Rachel: Uh! Its horrible!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
[Scene: Joeys in the front entrance watching for Rachel. The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in.)
Joey: Its Rachel.
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
[Scene: Ross and Rachels. Rachel is standing in front of the TV holding a video.]
Rachel: Yeah. (She goes out to join her in the hall and starts looking for the dropped socks.)
Joey: Its Rachel.
Ross: Rachel?!
Joey: Yes. I like Rachel.
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Ross: Um, you you like Rachel?
Gunther: Rachel?!!
Rachel: Whoa!!
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Wow that was a big one.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Chandler are on the couch.]
Ross: Rachel whos carrying my baby? Rachel?
Rachel: Oh-oh! Okay, shes kicking!
Rachel: Oh, its so sad they never had a chance to meet.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, whats he like?!
Rachel: Oh, I was just gonna ask!
Rachel: Oh sure. Older?
Rachel: Of course, of course.
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
CHANDLER and JOEY: Woah, hey, yo. [Rachel and Ross move]
Phoebe: Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!
Rachel: (going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.