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[Scene: Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica comforting Joey at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
[Chandler and Joey are watching, Rachel turns their heads away from Monica.]
[Scene: Monica, Fun Bobby, and Phoebe sitting in Central Perk Rachel is serving them. She brings a mug to Monica.]
[Phoebe and Rachel look uncomfortable.]
RACH: Yeah, we're gonna... we're gonna get some cake. [Phoebe and Rachel go to counter.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
[Phoebe walks up to Rachel, cleaning tables.]
PHOE: Rachel? Um, hi.
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
[ROss approaches Rachel at counter.]
[Russ and Rachel leave together.]
[Phoebe and Rachel are at the counter talking.]
[Rachel walks up behind them.]
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
[Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel all exchange money.]
[Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, Chandler exchange money again.]
RUSS: I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me.
Rachel: Alright, c'mon! (Miserably) Let's play Twister!
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good.
RACHEL: I can't believe this is happening.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
Rachel: (On the phone) Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchian monkey with a white face... (Enter Ross) ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Rachel: Or?
Rachel: Tommyyyy! Say, whats your favourite thing about summer?
Rachel: Yeah. Just to be sure I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.
(Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.)
Rachel: "Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.
Rachel: This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!
Rachel: Thats your whole name, okay of course it is! Okay, well lets-lets just have a look-see here. (Looking at his resume)
Rachel: Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried...
Rachel: Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?
Rachel: (to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
Rachel: Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long.
Rachel: Burning's good. Yeah, I got stuff to burn.
Rachel: Okay, let me just change.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. She walks around him to the other side)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma.]
Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Rachel: Oh, my god.
Rachel: So, um, will you bring the truck?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Get off.
Chandler: Hello Rachel.
Rachel: ... the WENUS?
(She goes to look out the window at Rosss apartment and sees Jill staring at her and closing the drapes with an evil look on her face. Rachel is stunned into silence.)
Rachel: I don't!
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
Rachel: The meeting with the guy went great?
Rachel: What are you going to make?
Rachel: Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!
Rachel: I know! It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisoning habit!
Rachel: My God! What happened to you?
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get my ticket!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on.]
Rachel: (hurt) Waitressing?
Rachel: But, but?
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]
(Rachel gets up and ushers them into the hall, as they pass Joshua, he leaps onto the counter to avoid them. Rachel drops them off in the hall, and knocks on Joeys door.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing up and Ross comes in. Get your Kleenex.]
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Rachel: Who was that?
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Done.
Monica: (to Steve) This is Rachel.
Rachel: Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!
Rachel: What's up?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ooh, good God, theyre so yummy! (She re-ingests the previously expelled cookie matter from the tissue.)
Rachel: Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, theyre really great! Arent they?
Rachel: Let me, let me get you some wine!
Rachel: I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?
Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!
Rachel: You don't want to work for a guy like that.
Rachel: Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!
Rachel: (as Monica) Thanks! I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch.]
Rachel: Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna write this out to cash.
Rachel: No, yeah, Ive done that.
Rachel: Ohh whoops.
Rachel: You have no respect for anybody's privacy!
Rachel: What are you playing with?
Rachel: Well, isnt, isnt that gonna be weird?
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
Rachel: I don't know all the words.
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Rachel: I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage.
Phoebe: Rachel Green? (angrily) Son of a bitch, she came back?
Rachel: Joey, yknow that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air.
Rachel: I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.
Phoebe: I just cant decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?
Rachel: I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!
Rachel and Chandler: Hey.
Joey: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.
Rachel: Well try to keep it down.
[Scene: The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, whos in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward.]
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
(Both Monica and Rachel laugh.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
Monica: Behind my brother's back? (Rachel glares at her) ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.
(Joey's eyes are twice their size now, and looks nervously from Rachel to Gladys and back.)