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[Scene: Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica comforting Joey at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
[Chandler and Joey are watching, Rachel turns their heads away from Monica.]
[Scene: Monica, Fun Bobby, and Phoebe sitting in Central Perk Rachel is serving them. She brings a mug to Monica.]
[Phoebe and Rachel look uncomfortable.]
RACH: Yeah, we're gonna... we're gonna get some cake. [Phoebe and Rachel go to counter.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
[Phoebe walks up to Rachel, cleaning tables.]
PHOE: Rachel? Um, hi.
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
[ROss approaches Rachel at counter.]
[Russ and Rachel leave together.]
[Phoebe and Rachel are at the counter talking.]
[Rachel walks up behind them.]
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
[Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel all exchange money.]
[Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, Chandler exchange money again.]
RUSS: I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me.
Ross: (entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.
Rachel: How did it go with Erin?
Monica: No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)
Rachel: Oh Ross!
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Rachel: Well now its an empty bar.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Rachel: No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
Ross: Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
Rachel: Joey! Joey, good one! (Mr. Thompson starts to laugh.)
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Is Ross still here?
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Rachel: I am not gonna show you this!
Rachel: I wanna see it.
(..then turn back to the desk when the surprise hits them, and Ross and Chandler whip around once more. Monica and Rachel recoil slightly.)
Ross: Rachel, please
Rachel: There I am.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! Shes coming!
Monica: (taking Rachels hand) Sweetie okay. Its okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. Im fine.
[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]
Rachel: (on tape) Oh I wanted to.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh yeah, sure.
Rachel: (on tape) Interesting.
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: But Pheebs, yknow you earned it.
Rachel: Yeah, it would be really weird.
Rachel: Yeah, me neither. Yet
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you get to see anything good?
Rachel: You think it looked amazing?
Rachel: Good luck to you.
Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
Ross: Six months Rachel, six months.
Rachel: Thats what I was gonna say.
Ross and Rachel: Ah. (Pause) Oh.
Rachel: Oh! Oh!
Rachel: Have to make it stop!!
Rachel: Oh God!
Rachel: Make it stop!!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Rachel: You dont know do you?
Rachel: Well dontWhat happened to Jessicas body?!
Rachel: Hi.
(Rachel clears her throat.)
Ross: Yes it is too slutty! (Joey slams the door before Rachel could hear the entire sentence.)
Joey: This is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash, Kash, Rachel.
Rachel: Say hi to Wally.
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: What?!
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
Rachel: I thought I was a complete idiot.
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Chandler: Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.
Rachel: I am sorry, I don’t know, I am sorry, I don’t know why I did that!
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: (picks it up) OK... ah, it's light... (shakes it)...it rattles... it's... (opens it) Travel Scrabble! Oooohhh, thank you! (she gives it back to him)
Rachel: Yeah. Why? Is that weird for you?
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?
Rachel: Oh, were leaving. Bye Kash.
Rachel: I guess I can talk to one of my supervisors
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Doesnt he?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Well better than you, but yknow still not what you want.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out.
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Rachel: Oh my God. (Laughs)
Rachel: Thanks sweetie.
Rachel: Good night.
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Rachel: Yeah, Im sorry. (They hug.)
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Ahh!
Rachel: (To Monica) Oh, you did this to him?
Rachel: Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is showing Rachel around the set.]