words in movies
Rachel: Oh God, that's right. I blocked that out.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Thank you so much for this.
Rachel: Oh, d'you like it?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Rachel: Nooo! Phoebe, of course there is more! I mean, I'll just go and talk to Monica and get an ETA on the pee-pee's!
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Rachel: Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!
Rachel: (pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!
Phoebe: Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!
Rachel: No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Joey: (To Henrietta) My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes! (makes a thumbs up sign)
(An 80's Rachel and fat Monica walk into the party room. Both with funny hair-do's and clothes)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Rachel: This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!
Rachel: I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)
Rachel: It... You can so totally tell.
Rachel: Well lets see. Maybe he knows where Ross is. (They walk towards Chandler) Hey, how's it going (tries to look as un-interested in him as possible - checking out her nails).
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks around the room as if searching for something more interesting to do).
Chandler: (smiling at Monica) Right. (to Rachel) So how're you doing?
Rachel: Bitchin'
Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler looks unimpressed)
Rachel: Oh.
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
Rachel: I am sooo drunk.
Rachel: (finishing the last of her drink) I am soo not going to do good on my SATs tomorrow.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?
Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")
Rachel: Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of... (Chandler leans in an kisses her) (She pulls away) Hey!
Rachel: (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay. (She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing again)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
Rachel: No, wait. No there's gotta be something else that you can do. I mean, what skills do you have?
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Really?
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Ross: Hey, where's Rachel?
Ross: Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?
Ross: Because... the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
Rachel: (taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.
[Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, Chandler exchange money again.]
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Rachel: See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.
RACHEL: Uh, I'm holding Ben.
[at Rachel and Monica's]
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what?
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
RACHEL: Ok.
RACHEL: That's great!
Rachel: So I'm thinking about you. So what?
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
RACHEL: What do you mean?
RACHEL: Mom!
Rachel: Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.
Rachel: No. No. Every thing's--they're fine. Great pizza. But it's uh, actually umm my friend Ross. He uh, just gets really nervous when he's flirting.
RACHEL: Ok, who ordered what?
RACHEL: Oh god.
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
RACHEL: Really?
RACHEL: Oh Mom!
Rachel: And I also brought my friend Joey
RACHEL: For...me.
[at Rachel and Monica's
RACHEL: Well, what do you mean?
RACHEL: None.
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Rachel: Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, yknow like back then.
Rachel: Did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?
RACHEL: She's still with you?
RACHEL: God!
RACHEL: Really?
RACHEL: You want me to talk you out of it?
RACHEL: Then what? What do you want?
RACHEL: Oh.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, I will, I will, I, hey, I will clean the apartment for two months.
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat! [a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross] Look at it!
Rachel: Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. (she got a scarf)
Rachel: Hmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: You think about stuff like that?
Monica: No-no, I-I really dont want to talk about it! I dont! (To Rachel) Especially with you. (Goes into her room.)
RACHEL: Hey, Mom? Having fun?
(They hug as Rachel enters.)
RACHEL: There's more alcohol, right?
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
Rachel: Well, maybe you didnt want it to end?
(Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point.)
RACHEL: Two, two babies?
RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.
Rachel: Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!
RACHEL: Oh, you know what, we haven't even looked yet.
Rachel: Well, Ive been up since six. Thanks to somebodys dumb-ass rooster.
RACHEL: Oh my God.
Rachel: Good, you guys are all here!
Rachel: I do. I really do. I dont know anything.
RACHEL: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck!
[Scene: The beach house, its still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monicas nails, and theyre all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
RACHEL: Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat".
RACHEL: Oh, I know, I know. [Turns on the TV. Joey in on it.]
Ross: Emily is incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!
Joey: Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
RACHEL: You're kidding.
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, I'm ready.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
RACHEL: OK.
Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, don't be mad...
RACHEL: What what what what?
Rachel: Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.
RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
Rachel: Well Chandler, what is this very weird, metal A Z thing?
RACHEL: Ya think?
Rachel: (opening it) A scooter! (Shes not happy.)
RACHEL: Excuse me. Hi.
[back to Rachel and Monica]
RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
RACHEL: Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.
RACHEL: That is so unfair.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Rachel: (To Marcel) And I will see you tomorrow!
Rachel: Oh... Italy, I think.
Rachel: No seriously, yknow the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?
Rachel: No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys.
[Time lapse. Melanie, Joey's girlfriend, is there with Joey, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel. Ross is gone.]
RACHEL: That is the most ridiculous.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]
RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.
RACHEL: Fine.
[Rachel runs to the sink to spit it out.]
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
RACHEL: I'll help you throw out your purse.
MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.