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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Rachel: But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Chandler, Monica, and Rachel: Great!! Thats great!
Rachel: Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about.
Rachel: Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper.
Rachel: Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody whos had a baby. Like your mom?
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
Rachel: Oh, Chandler that is so nice.
Rachel: Why? Just because youre not mature enough to understand something like that?!
(Ross makes an "I was right, and you werent face." And Rachel does Rosss little Im-flicking-you-off-but-Im-not-giving-you-the-finger banging of the fists.)
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah, you should, really.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Rachel: Let me see that. (Monica shows her) Oh, yeah.
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Rachel: Well if you go to Disneyland, you dont spend the whole day on the Materhorn.
Rachel: Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. (Chandler eyes her and her toes.)
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.
Rachel: Ooh, it was only okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]
Rachel: It depends on who asked.
Rachel: Oh, Mon, sure.
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Rachel: Yes! Totally!
Rachel: Oh... what an interesting name.
Rachel: Damn! I wish I knew if that was right!
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Rachel: Ah! Well it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream...
Rachel: So, Im in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine to Joey.)
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe, dressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back.)
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm here. (Hands him one.)
Rachel: (now lifts her head) Phoebe!!
Rachel: And... taped back together.
Rachel: How could you not tell me you worked here?
Rachel: Oh! Phoebe, why did you lie to me about working here?
Rachel: Good for you Pheebs!
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Rachel: (moves away again) I-I-I-Im just Im just a good kisser!
Phoebe: Dont be so negative! Good God! Isnt it possible that Sorry is sitting in there (Joey and Rachels apartment) right now?!
Rachel: I am so on board! (She throws away her recently lit cigarette.)
Rachel: Yeah...
Rachel: Oh... Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not... I was just-I was just reading to Emma.
Rachel: Oh, well...
Rachel: Ok, uh-uh... Let's-Let's shop!!
Rachel: (hiding herself behind the magazine and whispering) Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me!
Rachel: Which you're not, because you've totally hung up on him!
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Rachel: Not gonna find any clothes in there!
Rachel: Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?
Rachel: I'm there!
Rachel: Bye, see ya. (she goes)
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Rachel: Pheebs, that's for men!
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Sure!
(Phoebe and Rachel go off to the dressing rooms. They enter one and close the curtain.)
Rachel: I know, I know, so it is just not a big deal.
Rachel: (annoyed) Oh, I get it!
Rachel: So can we keep this between us?
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Rachel: Ok, great!
Rachel: (comes out again) What!?
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh! What are we gonna do?
Joey: No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
Rachel: (yelling at the stranger) Alright! Enough out of you!
Rachel: All right. (Hilda exits) Im a total pro!
Monica: How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants "No." and Monica chants "Yes.")
Rachel: (after a pause) Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah...
Rachel: Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away)
Rachel: (to Charlie) Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?
Charlie: (smiling) Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.
Rachel: (Looks ashamed) I try...
Janice: Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I dont think youve met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologists office. Thank God for adult acne huh? (Does the laugh.)
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
Rachel: Joey, its just a chair! Whats the big deal?
Rachel: No, that's David.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
Rachel: You need that, you need that too cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up. (Rips up the note.)
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.
RACHEL: Yeah, Joey honey, I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be pre-approved with us.
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
(Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving)
[Scene: Shop, Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in]
Rachel: Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful.
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Rachel: Y'know what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for the adult that doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?
Rachel: Ugh.
Rachel: Thank you. (they walk away)
Rachel: Well, I've brought some books. We could read.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Rachel: Okay Ross thats fine, but can you please stand near my head?
Monica: Ooooh! (Rachel now succeeds in getting downstairs.) And-and-and what-what's this? (Points again.)
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Rachel: Im not vanilla! Ive done lots of crazy things! I mean I got-I got drunk and married in Vegas!
Rachel: No.
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?
Rachel: Oh! (pause) Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?
Rachel: Do ya?
Rachel: Later! La...
Rachel: Ok. See you, bye.
Ross and Rachel: Ok, good night!
Man: (to wife): Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze.
(Rachel runs in)
(Rachel opens the drapes)
Rachel: Nooo!
Rachel: No! No! Phoebe, come on! I dont want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
(Rachel laughs)
[The next one is from Episode 613: The One With Rachels Sister, Chandler has just opened the door to reveal a woman standing there.]