words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Rachel: But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Chandler, Monica, and Rachel: Great!! Thats great!
Rachel: Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about.
Rachel: Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper.
Rachel: Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody whos had a baby. Like your mom?
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
Rachel: Oh, Chandler that is so nice.
Rachel: Why? Just because youre not mature enough to understand something like that?!
(Ross makes an "I was right, and you werent face." And Rachel does Rosss little Im-flicking-you-off-but-Im-not-giving-you-the-finger banging of the fists.)
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah, you should, really.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Rachel: Let me see that. (Monica shows her) Oh, yeah.
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Rachel: Well if you go to Disneyland, you dont spend the whole day on the Materhorn.
Rachel: Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. (Chandler eyes her and her toes.)
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.
Rachel: Ooh, it was only okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]
Rachel: It depends on who asked.
Rachel: Oh, Mon, sure.
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Rachel: Yes! Totally!
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, shes in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf.]
Rachel: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
Joey: Hey, can I ask you something? In this, in this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?
(They all start out, Rachel gives each one a kiss, and says "bye." In the hall, Joey says )
Rachel: Oh, howd she take it?
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
Rachel: Oh... Oh, Pheebs.
Rachel: So, whaddya think George is like?
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Rachel: (waitressing) Does anybody want anything else?
Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Rachel: You.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.
Rachel: Of course, I'd be honored!
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you. I love you.
Monica: Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure...
(Rachel grins as Ross removes the girlie jacket, grabs his own, and rushes out.)
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Monica (as Rachel): Thank you.
Rachel (as Monica): Right.
Rachel: Was that the cake?
Rachel: (upset) Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
Rachel: I tried! They won't take her back.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, coming!
Rachel: Oh, that's great. Look at that.
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
(Monica and Rachel both cover their eyes)
Rachel: You know what?
Rachel: You know what?
Rachel: (pouring the wine) Sick-sick-sick-sick.
Rachel: You know what?
Rachel: Hello! Here we go!
Rachel: I Well, I dont think they need any help.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
Rachel: Well I can do whatever I want! I made her! (Waking Emma up.) Come on little girl, hi!
Monica: Rachel! That was a library card!
Rachel: HuhWait so Joey if you get this, youre gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean youll be like the Big Cheese! (To Phoebe) Or the Big MacHey! You love those!
Monica: (as Rachel) I used to wet my bed.
Rachel: Yeah I dont think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.
Rachel: Well, for starters I would've said the right name at my wedding!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.
Rachel: (entering) Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing. (She smiles and goes into her room.)
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too: To Monica. And none of this "best wishes" crap. I want "love".
Rachel: No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword. Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!
Rachel: Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.
Rachel: (as Monica) Hi, remember us?
Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job things.
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Rachel: Uh-hmm. (Just as Rachel finishes signing her name, Ross yanks each page out of the way.)
Rachel: Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.
Phoebe: Okay, maybe it was a trick question. (Plays a few chords) Um, Rachel can we do this now?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Monica: (as Rachel) Monica.
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi.
Rachel and Monica: Oh, thank you.
Rachel: (as Monica) Oh.
Rachel: (as Monica) Hi.
Rachel and Phoebe: Eww!
Dr. Mitchell: Rachel.
Rachel: Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
Monica: Because hell know what to do? (Rachel comes out of her room with a bear thats dressed in a rain suit.) Oh my God, youre a genius!
Rachel: Ok. Oh God. (To Ross) Get the camera, it’s in the diaper bag.
Monica: Oh-my-god Rachel! (Rushing out to look over the edge) Rachel!
Rachel: ...pig...pig man!
(Rachel goes to her room.)
Phoebe: Fine. The reason that I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you is just that youre just kinda high maintenanceOkay lets go to lunch!
Rachel: Get the hell out of there, yknow?
Rachel: Mhm-mh!
(Rachel points out of the window.)
Rachel: Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.
Rachel: Uh... yeah, why?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?
Rachel: (grabs the bill) Give me that!
Rachel: Hi! How are you?
Rachel: OK. (walks away)
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
Rachel: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
RACHEL: Oh give me , , ,� (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.)� Hi, Mike?� Hi.� Listen.� I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what?� If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want.� Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.
Rachel: Really.
Rachel: Oh, good for you!
Rachel: But you could teach us.
Rachel: (starts singing la la la la) Whatever happened to just singing for no reason? Huh?
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
Rachel: Oh. Right.
Rachel: Settle what?
Rachel: Because, I wanted to hurt you.
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)