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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her first day.]
Rachel: (running in from her bedroom, wearing only a towel) Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes?
Rachel: (to Ross) Tell him.
Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.
Rachel: No, no, no, no turtles scare me. I don't need that today.
Rachel: Oh honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out.
Rachel: Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?
Rachel: Oh.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Rachel: Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?
Rachel: Oh!! I love this job! (her phone rings) Wow! My first call.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Ross: (on phone) Hi, is Rachel there?
Ross: Of Ross and Rachel.
Rachel: Hi honey!
Rachel: Oh, he's just goofing around.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
Rachel: Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Rachel: Ow! Ross!!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... (she picks up this bug and it starts to play the theme from Love Story)
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Rachel: Yes.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom.]
Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!!
Rachel: You're hurt!
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Rachel: Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)
Rachel: (now standing behind Ross) Ross!
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Rachel: Right.
Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)
Rachel: Hello.
Rachel: A big idiot.
Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
Rachel: Where ya going?
Rachel: Ohh, with who?
Rachel: There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Rachel: Sure, is she married?
Rachel: Oh. (starts shaking the sugar down in a packet really hard.)
Rachel: Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?
Rachel: I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I...
Rachel: Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.
Rachel: Im sorry Pheebs, I guess Im just really said that Im leaving.
Rachel: Oh good.
Rachel: (seeing him) Oh hi!
Rachel: Oh. We?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel.]
Rachel: Because she hates Pottery Barn.
Rachel: I was just getting him to like you.
Rachel: Ross, Joey is not here.
Rachel: Who are these men?
Rachel: Ross, its okay. You can come out.
Rachel: Bye!
Rachel: What? Why?!
Rachel: Oh its important!
Rachel: Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.
Rachel: Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?
Rachel: Ohh, okay. (Ross has a sign on his back that reads Poop.) WhAh-ha! (Ross stops and turns.) Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I cant do it.
Rachel: All right, I'm outta here!
Rachel: Oh-oh Professor Geller.
Rachel: Y�guys ever heard the story about when Rosses mom went to the beauty salon?
(Rachel heads for the bathroom.)
Rachel: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
Rachel: Hi, Im back. Listen, I need to...
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
(When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under there, Chandler opens the door inbetween the rooms, grabs Joey by his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again)
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
(Just then, his parents enter. Rachel gasps.)
Rachel: I cant let him go out that way, hes got a meeting. (To Ross) Youve got something here on your back.
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
Rachel: Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But yknow you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jills nose when you know shes trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Rachel: Whats the matter?
Rachel: Ohhhhhh, look its the roller blades.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: So what-what is the exhibit.
Rachel: Hiccups.
Rachel: (entering, singing) "Baddest man in the whole damn town."
Rachel: Oh my God! Youre a 30 year old virgin!
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
Rachel: Uh-huh. (Ross takes off his coat and sets in on a chair.) Yknow what I was, I was thinking about?
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
Rachel: Umm.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Ooh, the gift shop!
Rachel: What?! No! Why?!
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
Rachel: Gimme an M!
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
Rachel: So all we have is ice?
Rachel: Oh Pheebs.
Rachel: Oh my God! You look so beautiful!
Rachel: Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else gets hurt?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, its 0-Dark:30, in other words its really, really early. Everyones asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
Rachel: Yeah! I'll cook!
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: Get up!
Rachel: I came with Paul!
RACHEL: Look, Chandler, he has moved on, OK, you have to too.
Ross: Rachel, this is your apartment.
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Rachel: So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time were 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and weve-weve already slept together so yknow therell be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, "Whats that?!"
Rachel: Ahh. Thank you!
Chandler: Varrrrrroom! Hey! Watch it lady! Varrrrrrrrrrom! (makes a screeching sound as he pretends to stomp on the brakes.) Hey-hey good lookin! (honks the beds little horn on the steering wheel.) Varrrrrrrrroom. (notices Rachel and stops) All right, Ill leave. My beds so boring.
RACHEL: Hey, it's not that big a deal, I was just curious.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters to find Chandler staring at another cheesecake box.]
Rachel: Im just making margaritas.
Rachel: Surprise me.
Chandler: No, Beth doesnt die, she doesnt die. Does she Rachel?
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
Phoebe: Rachel said that!
Rachel: I do the same thing.
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
RACHEL: Does anybody need anything?
Rachel: No! (Gets up to leave.) (Under her breath.) If there was I wouldn't tell you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Watch this.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Okay.
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Ross: co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didnt handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Rachel: Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?
Rachel: All right.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick.]
Rachel: Okay.
Ross: Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey youre with me.
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Hm-mmm.
Rachel: (interrupting) Still in love with?!
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
Monica: Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron.
Joey: Rachel... let's be clear on this, ok? I do not love Hugsy. I like him a normal amount...