words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her first day.]
Rachel: (running in from her bedroom, wearing only a towel) Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes?
Rachel: (to Ross) Tell him.
Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.
Rachel: No, no, no, no turtles scare me. I don't need that today.
Rachel: Oh honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out.
Rachel: Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?
Rachel: Oh.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Rachel: Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?
Rachel: Oh!! I love this job! (her phone rings) Wow! My first call.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Ross: (on phone) Hi, is Rachel there?
Ross: Of Ross and Rachel.
Rachel: Hi honey!
Rachel: Oh, he's just goofing around.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
Rachel: Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Rachel: Ow! Ross!!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... (she picks up this bug and it starts to play the theme from Love Story)
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Rachel: Yes.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom.]
Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!!
Rachel: You're hurt!
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Rachel: Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)
Rachel: (now standing behind Ross) Ross!
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Rachel: Right.
Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)
Rachel: Hello.
Rachel: A big idiot.
Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
Rachel: Where ya going?
Rachel: Ohh, with who?
Rachel: There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Rachel: Sure, is she married?
Rachel: Oh. (starts shaking the sugar down in a packet really hard.)
Rachel: Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?
Rachel: I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I...
Rachel: Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: I think he's across the hall.
RACHEL: Oh, God, oh, God, I mean it's just so.
Rachel: All right, come on, lets go get your coat.
Rachel: Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Rachel: Why?!
Rachel: You like me?
Rachel: But .
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Im so sorry.
Ross: No, a car backfired, but (Rachel suddenly calms down) I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
Rachel: Care for a cherry?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.
Rachel: You seem to really like her.
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Rachel: Sit!
Rachel: Theyre not true?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I love that but.
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Rachel: Gimme a Y!
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Monica: (on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. (Listens) Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve.
Rachel: Oh wow! This is so cool.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Rachel: Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!
Rachel: Oh, but of course it is!
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is entering]
Rachel: Oh my gosh, Joshua!
Rachel: Yes!
Rachel: Gimme an L!
(Rachel starts to leave.)
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: And a crappy New Year.
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Rachel: Well, what-what cha got there?
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Well, I
Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.
Rachel: Well, well I can up with it!
[Scene: Airport. Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers.]
Rachel: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
RACHEL: Oh, yeah, well hey, welcome to our sauna.
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Joey nods his head questioningly and Rachel nods no.)
Rachel: Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?
Rachel: Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents.
RACHEL: OK, I'm doin' it for ya.
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
Rachel: What am I making him by the way?
Rachel: I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
Rachel: Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating.
Rachel: Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.
Rachel: Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.
Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like youve got a girlfriend?
Rachel: Oh, its just an anti-theft device.
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Rachel: Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.
Ross: Well I dont know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.
Rachel: Oh.
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
Rachel: Your parents?
Rachel: Yeah that works.
Rachel: Oh! Get over it soldier, we've gotta do this! (She pulls him towards her and throws him onto the barcalounger) Ok. Aha! You like that huh?
Rachel: Ohh.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Ross: Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I dont feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.
Rachel: Whoa-whoa, theres two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place mustve been a real babe magnet.
Rachel: Ah.
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
Rachel: Hi you!
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Rachel: Yes!
Rachel: Hello.
Rachel: Yes.
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
Rachel: So?
Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: Huh.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely!
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Rachel: Im sorry. Im so sorry.
Joey: (to Rachel) I bet I stopped listening before you did.