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Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Rachel: Oh I dont-I dont know.
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: You wanna go in the bedroom? Its a little more comfortable.
Rachel: Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?
Rachel: No seriously, yknow the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didnt want to seem to bossy.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why dont you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still dont get it.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Rachel: (pause as she realizes her lame attempt to shift the blame has failed) I am so hot for you right now.
(She opens the door and Rachel hides behind it.)
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
Phoebe: Did Rachel find you?
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
Phoebe: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Joey: Please, just-just, just go and talk to Rachel.
Rachel: Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.
Rachel: What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Rachel: Wait, I-I just said "leave."
Rachel: You do?
Rachel: (seeing him) Hi!
Rachel: Seriously. What?!
[Scene: The Hallway Outside Rosss Apartment, Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door.]
Rachel: (confused) What?
Rachel: Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside.
Rachel: They do!
Rachel: Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where Ive heard that before.)
Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Can I, can I talk now?
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
Rachel: Okay Ross come on lets just forget about the condoms.
Rachel: Yknow what? Lets, lets talk later.
[Scene: Rachels old room, Ross and Joey enter.]
Rachel: (stops) Okay.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica (formerly known as Rachels Room) to Phoebe and Rachel.]
RACHEL: This is how I would hold a football.
Rachel: Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Rachel: (shocked) Hi!
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Rachel: Excuse me?
Rachel: What married?
Rachel: Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, dont we Ben? (He nods yes.)
Rachel: I can too eat by myself!
Rachel: Ohhh! (Looks at Aaron and recoils in horror.) Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesnt he?
Rachel/actress: But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a dungeon!
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
Rachel: Wow. There it is, I see it.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: I cant see it!
Rachel: No, I dont see it!
Rachel: I dont see it!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: The Laundromat, Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart.]
Rachel: Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!
Rachel: Oh, everything went great.
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?
Rachel: Oh! Look! I have a sonogram picture!
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Rachel: Welcome home.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally(opens envelope)not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
Rachel: What is?
[Someone bumps into Rachel and she drops the pie in a guy's hood that's seated at the table. She improvises by using the plate as a saucer for the coffee.]
Rachel: I was sending you signals?
Rachel: That-that you came on to me?
Rachel: You know you kissed me first.
Ross: (forcing the door open) Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!
Ross: (entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.
Rachel: How did it go with Erin?
Monica: No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)
Rachel: Oh Ross!
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Rachel: Well now its an empty bar.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Rachel: No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
Ross: Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
Rachel: Joey! Joey, good one! (Mr. Thompson starts to laugh.)
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Is Ross still here?
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Rachel: I am not gonna show you this!
Rachel: I wanna see it.
(..then turn back to the desk when the surprise hits them, and Ross and Chandler whip around once more. Monica and Rachel recoil slightly.)
Ross: Rachel, please
Rachel: There I am.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! Shes coming!
Monica: (taking Rachels hand) Sweetie okay. Its okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. Im fine.
[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]
Rachel: (on tape) Oh I wanted to.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh yeah, sure.
Rachel: (on tape) Interesting.
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: But Pheebs, yknow you earned it.
Rachel: Yeah, it would be really weird.
Rachel: Yeah, me neither. Yet
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you get to see anything good?
Rachel: You think it looked amazing?
Rachel: Good luck to you.
Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?