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Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Rachel: Oh I dont-I dont know.
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: You wanna go in the bedroom? Its a little more comfortable.
Rachel: Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?
Rachel: No seriously, yknow the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didnt want to seem to bossy.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why dont you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still dont get it.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Rachel: (pause as she realizes her lame attempt to shift the blame has failed) I am so hot for you right now.
Rachel and Monica: Noo!!
Rachel: Oh yeah he's too cute to be straight.
Rachel: (They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee.]
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone.
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Rachel: (opens her present from Ross; it's a dark-red scarf) Oohh, I love it!
Rachel: Do I have my own castle?
Rachel: Ooh, I like those sunglasses.
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Rachel: I dont think so.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Rachel: (showing Phoebe her phone) His new girlfriend!
Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
Rachel: How are ya?
Rachel: You stole the phone!
Rachel: Phoebe!
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Rachel: You just said it!
Rachel: Phoebe! You cant do th
Rachel: Oh Phoebe!
Rachel: Ohh! (Exits.)
Rachel: You do know that I will be here when he comes over.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Rachel: I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. (Which is an actual product by the way, Im not sure about the 3000 part.)
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
Rachel: Well why shouldnt I?!
Rachel: Hey! Hey!
Rachel: Hi Danny! (Notices his box of liquor he's carrying.) Wow! Thirsty huh?
Rachel: I dont know!
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Rachel: Ohh
Rachel: I know! (Realizes what Phoebe said.) What?!
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: (screaming) MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!! (Runs to Monicas.)
(She laughs as Rachel enters.)
Joey: That uh, that is my roommate Rachel.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: God. You seem really, really nice.
Rachel: You are so beautiful.
Rachel: No!
Ross: (To Rachel) Do you wanna start telling secrets?
Rachel: Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!
Rachel: Phoebe, come on that's silly.
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Monica: Oh my God! A friend hes looking at differently, but its wrong. Its Rachel!
Rachel: No. No.
Rachel: Oh, yeah go ahead.
Rachel: Hi! Hi Ben!
Rachel: Huh umm
Rachel: What-what about Monica?
Rachel: Well thatyknow its just uh, Ive never done that before. Me and him alone.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
Rachel: Yeah I think so.
Ross: (To Rachel) I wasnt talking to you.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Rachel: Water it is.
Rachel: HEY!! Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!
Rachel: Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?
Rachel: No, Im not.
Rachel: Yeah? You like that one?
Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I-Im funny Ben, but Im not stupid. Okay?
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
Phoebe: Bye! (She exits, leaving Rachel and Joey alone.)
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Rachel storms in.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Oh that.
Rachel: Coming.
[Scene: The hospital. Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee. Ross approaches from behind.]
Rachel: (looking at his mark) Yes.
Rachel: I know! I know, its such a huge, life-altering thing.
RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Rachel: Well yknow I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, "Whats up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"
Rachel: Okay.
RACHEL: I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Dont do that.
Ben: (jumping up from behind her chair) Gotcha!! (Rachel jumps up startled.)
Rachel: No! Dont say that! Dont say that!
Rachel: Oh crap!
Rachel: Oh damnit!
Rachel: Okay. (He starts to leave, and Rachel grabs him and gives him a passionate kiss.) I'll miss you.
Phoebe: Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.
[Scene: The waiting room, Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches.]
Rachel: Whatever! Okay, Im not your mother.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Ross: Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay were never gonna get along.
Rachel: Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.
Rachel: Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she’s difficult, but I think it’s really good that she’s here.
Rachel: I don't gossip!