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Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Rachel: Oh I dont-I dont know.
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: You wanna go in the bedroom? Its a little more comfortable.
Rachel: Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?
Rachel: No seriously, yknow the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didnt want to seem to bossy.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Rachel: Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why dont you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still dont get it.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Rachel: (pause as she realizes her lame attempt to shift the blame has failed) I am so hot for you right now.
Rachel: Huh, thats funny. You look like youre gonna be the
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Awwww.
Rachel: Joey?
Rachel: Okay.
(Rachel hugs him)
Rachel: Do you want to put the book in the freezer?
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it hasyeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
Rachel: Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!
Monica: All right, come here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.)
Rachel: How often do you read it?
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.
Rachel: I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.
Rachel: We were on a break!
Rachel: Hi, sweetie!
Rachel: Yeah, you bet.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Rachel: Fine. (on phone) Hi! Yes, Id like to order a large pizza.
Rachel: Funny book?
Rachel: Oh my God!!! Ross!!
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
RACHEL: Pretty uhm, different huh?
Rachel: Because, hes my friend.
Rachel: Really!?
[Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel all exchange money.]
Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, whos ass I cannot kick.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!
Rachel: A big idiot.
Rachel: Come on Ross! Im miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
RACHEL: Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.
Rachel: Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
Rachel: Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi.
[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]
Rachel: Oh, that is so...
Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: Aww, and good luck to you too! (To Monica and Rachel) What a nice lady!
Rachel: I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! (Hugs Monica.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
Phoebe: (to Rachel, whos staying in the cab.) Arent you gonna go?
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)
Rachel: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Rachel: No. Thank you.
Rachel: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: Eh. Beth dies.
Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Rachel: Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]
Rachel: Oh, hi.
Rachel: Oh, they're firemen guys.
(Ross calls Rachel)
Rachel: (nervous) So it would just be, me alone?
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Rachel: (angrily) None for me.
Rachel: Hey, Ross!!! I told you I dont!
Rachel: Good bye!
Rachel: Ross youre not listening to me, I dont have time to stop.
Rachel: But I told you, I didnt have the time!
Monica: All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long.
Rachel: Just a job!
Rachel: Well neither do I!
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Rachel: (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving?
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Rachel: OK, OK, it's my turn. (reads the answer)
Rachel: Yeah. Well, umm.....
Rachel: No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!
Rachel: Oh. Okay, bye.
Rachel: Hello.
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Rachel: I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back y'know of course, 'cause "Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!"
Rachel: Nobody.
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Im so glad you called.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Ross: Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows Im talking about it. (Rachel starts to peek at the file) Dont-dont youWhWhaHey!!
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Nobody.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Oh Pheebs thats so sweet(Grabs a pair of pants)Ooh, those are so cute!
Rachel: I bet youre a Gemini.
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Rachel: Bye.
Rachel: So, I love you.
Rachel: And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8:30.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Well since Im movin out and-and youre so beautiful
Joey: No, no, no! Its real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! Im up for a Soapie!
Monica: Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?
RACHEL: No, I knew.
RACHEL: What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?