words in movies
Rachel: How was the honeymoon?
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: I did not know you spoke French.
Rachel: Oh... you're so sexy!
Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya.
Ross: You guys know where Rachel is?
Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!
Rachel: Ross...
Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s.
Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated.
Rachel: No, come on, I'm totally ok. (hugging him) I don't need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own.
Rachel: Ok. If you really need to.
Rachel: Oh, I really could.
Rachel: Ohh... (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes two cookies and she looks at him angrily)
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here.
Rachel: Can somebody please go in?
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!
Rachel: Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?
Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?
Rachel (leaving): Ok.
Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?
Rachel: Oh good.
Rachel: What?
Ross: Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Ross: Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Ross: Sorry. (Rachel sits on her bed). You ok?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?
Rachel: Ok, maybe you're right.
Rachel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?
Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Rachel: I just don't want to be alone tonight.
Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?
Rachel: Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!
Rachel: Wow. Ok.
Rachel: Mhm-mh!
[Scene: The hospital. Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee. Ross approaches from behind.]
Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)
Rachel: Hmm-hmm. (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, never looking at Ross)
Rachel: (coldly) Yep.
Rachel: FYI..
Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)
Rachel: (sarcastically) Really? Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!
Rachel: Oh stop that!
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. She walks around him to the other side)
Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
Rachel: Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)
Rachel: What?
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room.]
Rachel: Oh, good.
Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming with me.
Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.
Rachel: It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good.
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Rachel: Well, I guess that's all in the past, now.
Rachel: (after a pause) Not even one more time?
Rachel: No matter how much we want it.
Rachel: That's what we decided.
Rachel: ...It's kinda hard though!
Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.
Rachel: ...Ross?
Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. (she enters her room and closes the door.)
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: Carol Lesbian?
Rachel: I do too a little bit.
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Rachel: You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: What bra?
Rachel: You gave them to me!
Ross: And what(notices the stenographer is still typing)What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We dont get the annulment. Dont type that! What?! Stop typing! (He goes over to where the stenographer is typing and in the process pushes Rachel out of his way.) Hey! Stop typing! (Hes still typing.) Stop typing! Stop typing!!
Rachel: What is this?
Monica: (Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Rachel: Joey, are you sure?
Rachel: I want me to stay too.
Rachel: Its gonna be up all night!
Rachel: Wow! Whoa-whoa whats under the covers?
Rachel: Its moving.
Rachel: No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere.
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: Oops sorry, my mistake.
Rachel: Well you couldve untied it with your hands.
Rachel: Hey, that is the babys problem. (Dr. Green returns.) Oh, everything okay with the waiter?
Rachel: Well actually umm
Phoebe: Rachel!
Rachel: Im sorry, Rosita? As in
Rachel: Phoebe!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Who?
Rachel: All right thats it! I am maid of honor!
Rachel: February 2nd!
Rachel: Oh, honey, I dont know. I
Chandler: Shes okay with Rachel and the baby?
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Im sorry daddy.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: Well Umm, I got TiVo.
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: (quietly) Oh no
Ross: Rachel!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.
Joey: What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Rachel: (sympathetic) Oh. (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) Its gotta be rough.
Rachel: Sup? (Joey glares at her.)
Rachel: Yes! (She gets up and sets the phone on the counter without hanging it up.) Bye daddy. (Phoebe and her leave.)
Rachel: About an hour ago.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: No.
(Ross and Rachel trade looks while watching the tape.)
Rachel: Oh thats nice.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Monica: Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
[Scene: The Womens Restroom, Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachels second test.]
Rachel: (To Phoebe, after Monicas gone) We have to get her a present?!
Rachel: You are undressing very quickly.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in Joeys lap on Francette, and theyre both groaning.]
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Rachel: (entering, carrying a baking dish) Hi!
Will: (glaring at Rachel) Rachel Green.
Rachel: Hi! Will, right?
Rachel: Hi! Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Thank you!
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
Rachel: (seeing the collection of characters.) Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunnys funeral in here.
Rachel: Im sorry. What?
Rachel: All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?
Rachel: You had a club?!
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Will: Thats right, The I Hate Rachel Green Club!
Rachel: Okay Monica, did you know about this?!
Ross: I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers. (starts to drink, but Rachel stops him just before he starts drinking)
[Scene: Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica comforting Joey at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
Rachel: So who else was in this club?
Rachel: (To Ross) So you were in an I Hate Rachel club?
[Scene: Kleinmans, a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open.]
Rachel: What rumor?
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
Rachel: What?! You heard that?! (Goes and stands behind Joey.)
Rachel: Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please.
Rachel: Joey stop staring! Theres nothing there! Its not true!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Kim: So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?
Rachel: Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but Im so relieved you guys know.