words in movies
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
Rachel: Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Phoebe: Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there
Rachel: No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Rachel: You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Rachel: Or...I could call in sick and not deal with it at all...
Ross: I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me
Rachel: Who is it?
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: Oh! Right! Yeah! Hold on, I'll be just clean up in here a little bit! Hello Gavin
Rachel: I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick
Rachel: Oh no no no
Rachel: So did I
Rachel: It's just a cold
Rachel: What? What's the matter?
Rachel: Oh he's dusting me with a fossil brush. He thought it would be funny.
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Rachel: I lied! And I'm not sick! Just stay behind the curtain!
Rachel: Oh! Molly! You're not Ross.
Rachel: Right, right, yes!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: No! That's OK! That's OK! That's OK! No no no no! This is my business associate Gavin. He's just being silly.Gavin come out from behind that curtain!
Rachel: OK.
Rachel: I thought it was Ross.
Rachel: There isn't. There is totally isn't.
Rachel: All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.
Rachel: Yes
Rachel: People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin
Rachel: So seriously...rodeo clown?
Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!
Rachel: Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk� somebody here?
Rachel: Who?
Rachel: You�ve being seeing someone?
Ross: How great is this? You are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. Oh, I am sorry Michelle, that�smy roommate, Rachel.
Rachel: Hi, and I am also Emma�s mother.
Rachel: Wow. She does that a lot!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Rachel: Ok, Ross, what�s going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Rachel: Oh, that�s what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?
Rachel: Score.
Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Rachel: What? Who?
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Rachel: Why didn�t I get that message?
Rachel: From the guy in the bar, why didn�t I get that message?
Rachel: Ross?
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with youAbout us! But I can�t do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment!
Rachel: Oh, Ross, this is just so messed up! What�s wrong with us? You know when people hear about our situation theyAlways ask, �what, you live together but you�re not a couple? And you have a baby, isn�t that weird?� And I say �No.You know what, it�s not, because it works for us!� But you know this doesn�t work. In fact this is the opposite of working!
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Rachel: Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
[The next clip is from The One Where Ross and Rachel.... You Know.]
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]
Rachel: Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.
Rachel: Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?
Rachel: Not unless different means the same.
Rachel: Your company has a fine foods division?
Rachel: Oh! Pathetic! (Grabs the crossword puzzle and starts writing.)
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Rachel: So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?
Rachel: And?
Rachel: Hi! Wow! You look, you look big.
Rachel: Look at that!
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Rachel: Okay, yknow maybe I should come back (Starts to leave.)
RACHEL: Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with.
Rachel: Hey! Hey, cute jacket!
Katie: You're so sweet! (Punches Rachel yet again.)
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Rachel: Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!
Rachel: What?!
RACHEL: Oh really, OK. [shows Monica her tattoo]
Rachel: Hey Joey!
Rachel: A couple of bucks.
Rachel: Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.
Rachel: Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!
Ross: (to Rachel) Haha! Looks like you're not going to be in the wedding either. (Looks at Phoebe) So sorry Pheebs.
Rachel: Well neither do I!
Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: Ross!
Phoebe and Rachel: Ohhh!!!
Rachel: (To Ross) Fine! (To the salesman) We went out.
(Rachel pushes on the couch and pushes Ross out the door.)
Monica: Danny? You know Rachel? Shes nice. Shes not bad to look at, right?
RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy. [goes in the bathroom]
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!
Rachel: Oh-oh!
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
MIKE: All right.� I'll do it.� (Phoebe gives the thumbs-up sign to Rachel.)� But really, how much dirtier can it get?
Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).
RACHEL: Well then uh, we better make this night count. [He starts to carry her out.] Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the cappucino machine. [He carries her over to turn it off.] Anchors away. Oh no no, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my pu rse. [He carries her to the counter to pick up her purse.] Oh, you know what. I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . (She jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.)
Rachel: That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
(Rachel is stunned.)
Rachel: You brought a carrot?!
Rachel: Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
Rachel: Thanks!
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why.
Rachel: What's up Joe?
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
Rachel: Let me see that. (Monica shows her) Oh, yeah.
Joey: Look weve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachels coming to tell Ross she loves him!!
(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebes door.)
Rachel: Okay!
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Rachel: Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?
Chandler and Rachel: You think?!
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Rachel: Ohh! And Im one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!
Rachel: What?! Why?!
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Rachel: It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag.
Rachel: Well honey, Im late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?
Ross: Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room.
[Rachel closes the drapes over the window, goes into her bedroom and closes the door.]
Big Nosed Rachel: Well, you know that my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over
Rachel: Oh. Listen, I'm so sorry. I would, I would've never fogged you if y'know if you hadn't looked so . Y'know.
Rachel: I know!
Rachel: Wh-what?!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: No-no, I bought those.
Rachel: O-okay!
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.
Rachel: Yeah. (Rachel walks away.)
[Scene: The Launderama. Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes.]
Rachel: (to Ross): So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Rachel: No!
Rachel: Thanks Chandler.
Rachel: Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, Look how much money weve got! Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean itll be dry, but people will like it.
Rachel: Ive got some bad news.
Rachel: Wow, oh my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard.