words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Rachel: Hi, sweetie!
Rachel: Ive got some bad news.
Rachel: I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Rachel: Nooo, hes leaving for a better job.
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
(Rachel goes to hug him but Ross is holding one of her hands and doesnt let go, so she can only put one arm around him.)
Rachel: Yeah, you bet.
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
Rachel: Funny book?
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: Oh my God!!! Ross!!
Rachel: Because, hes my friend.
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Rachel: Really!?
Rachel: Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?
[Scene: The lecture, Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind.]
Ross: (to Rachel) Im really glad we came. (Rachel smiles and rubs his arm) Youre so pretty. I love you.
Rachel: Oh. (puts her hand over his mouth)
[Scene: The lecture, Ross is passed out against Rachels shoulder.]
(Ross wakes up with a start and startles Rachel. The guy next to him starts laughing, which starts Ross laughing, Rachel gives him a look and he stops.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
Rachel: Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My fathers boat didnt make that much noise when it hit rocks!
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Rachel: Okay, see now, what I just heard: blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah.
Rachel: Oh, that is so...
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Rachel: Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?
Monica: Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: (stunned) And theres marketing
Rachel: That is totally different for two reasons. One - I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass, we had a deap meaningful relationship.
(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)
Rachel: Okay.
(Rachel looks at Ross and gets his approval.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news.]
Rachel: Joey theres something that you should know. Dina?
Rachel: What?! Dina
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: No, I couldn't let you do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)
Rachel: What college was that Dina?
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Rachel: Joey, what are you doing?
Rachel: Oh Joey this is crazy!
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Rachel: Oh, come on kids! A little help here!
Rachel: (looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying.]
Rachel: (To Dina) Really? (Nods her head at Bobby.)
(Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps.)
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Monica: Yes? (jumping as Rachel punches her arm) ..yes, she is.
Rachel: No! Seriously! Whats wrong with you?!
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Yeah.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee.]
Rachel: This Alan again? How's it goin'?
Rachel: Really?! So this has happened to you?
Rachel: Ah.
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
RACHEL: Yeah you like totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
Rachel: Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?
Rachel: Yes, you are.
Rachel: No. Im very comfortable.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Rachel: Do you feel it too?
Rachel: Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?
Rachel: Okay, even this is turning me on!
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
Rachel: Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?
Phoebe: Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
Rachel: Listen, yknow what? I was really freaked out too when I found out
Rachel: Look at that guy by the window, wow!
Rachel: fellas
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Phoebe no!
Rachel: Yeah. (They go into the kitchen.)
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .
[Scene: The hallway, Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him.]
Rachel: has your girlfriend got the butt?
Rachel: Its just the pizza place.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is on the phone.]
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
MONICA: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, Im just having a, having a rough day.
Rachel: No-no, but I support it.
Joey: Youre Rachel!
Rachel: Youre Joey!
Rachel: What-what if I marry RossOr Joey?
Rachel: Right back at ya!
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
Rachel: Okay, good night!
Rachel: No!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Thats the end of this conversation!
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Rachel: Shake that nasty butt...
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Rachel: YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: And that makes you angry because
RACHEL: Oh my God, look there's Roy Gublik.
Rachel: They made you head of the department!
Rachel: So fellas
Rachel: Huh?
Rachel: All right?
Rachel: (interrupting) Okay! Ill go with ya! Ill go! Ill go with ya.
Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! Im gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.
Rachel: Yeah, actually thats my roommates.
Rachel: We cant find Chandler (Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)s vest. We cant find Chandlers vest.
Rachel: All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Rachel: Hm-mmm.
Rachel: Oh my God. And that works?!