words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Rachel: Hi, sweetie!
Rachel: Ive got some bad news.
Rachel: I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Rachel: Nooo, hes leaving for a better job.
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
(Rachel goes to hug him but Ross is holding one of her hands and doesnt let go, so she can only put one arm around him.)
Rachel: Yeah, you bet.
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
Rachel: Funny book?
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: Oh my God!!! Ross!!
Rachel: Because, hes my friend.
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Rachel: Really!?
Rachel: Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?
[Scene: The lecture, Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind.]
Ross: (to Rachel) Im really glad we came. (Rachel smiles and rubs his arm) Youre so pretty. I love you.
Rachel: Oh. (puts her hand over his mouth)
[Scene: The lecture, Ross is passed out against Rachels shoulder.]
(Ross wakes up with a start and startles Rachel. The guy next to him starts laughing, which starts Ross laughing, Rachel gives him a look and he stops.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
Rachel: Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My fathers boat didnt make that much noise when it hit rocks!
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Rachel: Okay, see now, what I just heard: blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah.
Rachel: Oh, that is so...
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Rachel: Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?
Monica: Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: No, Im fine.
Rachel: Ross.
Rachel: Wait a minute! She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!
Rachel: Can I ask you something?
Rachel: Excuse me?!
Rachel: When Carol was pregnant with Ben
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: were you this irritating?
Rachel: (silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! Thats great!
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh, youre nice to her.
Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, its Rachel for God sakes.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: She has the drugs!
Rachel: Well, we are ready to try anything.
(Rachel turns and looks at Ross.)
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
Rachel: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)
Rachel: Hi!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]
Rachel: Why? Why today?
Rachel: Ill take that bet.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Y-y-yeah! (As they start to leave, Rachel pauses and steals a vase with flowers in it.) Yeah you do. (They exit.)
Rachel: That proposal, at the planetarium
(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, "No way.")
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Rachel: Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.
Joey: (entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!
Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
Phoebe: Is Rachel having the baby?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Rachel: Hi! (Ross is stunned.)
Rachel: Give her some money.
Rachel: (overhearing that) What-what about me?
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Rachel: Oh, okay.
Rachel: Yeah well it looks great!
Rachel: Then, you will definitely get him back!
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: How are you?
Rachel: Yeah it is.
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.)
Rachel: Thats so sweet.
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: This is Rachel. (Points at her.)
Marc: Oh hi Rachel.
Rachel: Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
Rachel: Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Rachel: Oh. Oh wait no.
Rachel: No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!
Rachel: Hi!
Phoebe: Yeah. (Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey. Whos that?
Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!
Joey: God. Hes crazy! Why doesnt he want to be with Rachel?
Rachel: New people.
Rachel: Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Rachel: Ooh! Ow!!
Rachel: Ross.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
Rachel: Hes looking at me.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Rachel: Yeah it was.
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Rachel: Oh for the love of God!
Rachel: Oh come on!!
Monica: I am going I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)
<Rachel and Amy 'fighting'.. They're really just trying to slap each other and just keep slapping their hands>
Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears!
Rachel: I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
Rachel: Go get back on that case honey!
(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)
Rachel: Okay, well then bring her in.
Ross: Hi roomie! (Hugs her and looks at Rachel.)
Rachel: I get it!
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Rachel: Oh we-we didnt.
Rachel: Okay. (Rachel lies back.)
Rachel: But I hired you!
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Oh hi.
Rachel: Oh, its a tattoo! Thats weird, Phoebe doesnt Wait thats Ursula! Thats not Phoebe that is Ursula!