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[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Rachel: Hi, sweetie!
Rachel: Ive got some bad news.
Rachel: I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Rachel: Nooo, hes leaving for a better job.
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
(Rachel goes to hug him but Ross is holding one of her hands and doesnt let go, so she can only put one arm around him.)
Rachel: Yeah, you bet.
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
Rachel: Funny book?
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: Oh my God!!! Ross!!
Rachel: Because, hes my friend.
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Rachel: Really!?
Rachel: Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?
[Scene: The lecture, Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind.]
Ross: (to Rachel) Im really glad we came. (Rachel smiles and rubs his arm) Youre so pretty. I love you.
Rachel: Oh. (puts her hand over his mouth)
[Scene: The lecture, Ross is passed out against Rachels shoulder.]
(Ross wakes up with a start and startles Rachel. The guy next to him starts laughing, which starts Ross laughing, Rachel gives him a look and he stops.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
Rachel: Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My fathers boat didnt make that much noise when it hit rocks!
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Rachel: Okay, see now, what I just heard: blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah.
Rachel: Oh, that is so...
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Rachel: Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?
Monica: Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: Oh... you're so sexy!
Rachel: I did not know you spoke French.
Ross: You guys know where Rachel is?
Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya.
Rachel: Ross...
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Rachel: Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Rachel: Ok. If you really need to.
Rachel: Oh, I really could.
Rachel: Can somebody please go in?
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!
(They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and pulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock. Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts beating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe.)
Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Rachel (leaving): Ok.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh good.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Ross: Sorry. (Rachel sits on her bed). You ok?
Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ok, maybe you're right.
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Rachel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?
Rachel: Wow. Ok.
Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?
Rachel: Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Rachel: Oh, d'you like it?
Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)
Rachel: Oh, you bought me a present! Why?
Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)
Rachel: Why didn�t I get that message?
Rachel: (coldly) Yep.
Rachel: Oh stop that!
Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)
Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
Rachel: What?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds.]
Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here?
Rachel: Geez Ross, you could have showered.
Will: I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land. (Does a fake hair flip.)
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
Rachel: Oh, good.
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Rachel: (after a pause) Not even one more time?
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
Rachel: ...Ross?
Rachel: No matter how much we want it.
Rachel: ...It's kinda hard though!
Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set.]
Rachel: (while entering) Hi you guys.
Rachel: Congratulations!
Rachel: Ooh! (they hug)
Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into "
Rachel: Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasnt on the list. A whore.
[Scene: A restaurant. Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Sssshhhh!
Rachel: Yes, hi!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
Mr Zellner: Rachel?
Rachel: Hi... I'm on a date...
Rachel: That's what we decided.
Rachel: What? I-I don't.
(Rachel now silently whispers "That's my boss".)
Rachel: Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?
Rachel: Oh! It's not good.
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
(Rachel enters, looking depressed)
Rachel: (looking at the check) Unbelievable!
Rachel: Oh!
All (except Rachel): Ross!
[A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.]
Rachel: Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag.]
Rachel: (to Ross) Could you please get her attention?
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel.)
[Scene: Outside Ralph Lauren building. Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa. Phoebe is still massaging Rachel]
Rachel: (annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?
Rachel: Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)
Mark: Rachel?
Rachel: I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Great! I'll call ya!
Rachel: (very excited) Oh my God!
Rachel: Ugh.
Rachel: Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?
Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
[The next one is from Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High, Rachel is describing her desert to Joey and Ross.]
Rachel: (entering) Hi you guys!