words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Rachel: Hi, sweetie!
Rachel: Ive got some bad news.
Rachel: I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Rachel: Nooo, hes leaving for a better job.
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
(Rachel goes to hug him but Ross is holding one of her hands and doesnt let go, so she can only put one arm around him.)
Rachel: Yeah, you bet.
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
Rachel: Funny book?
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Rachel: Oh my God!!! Ross!!
Rachel: Because, hes my friend.
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Rachel: Really!?
Rachel: Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?
[Scene: The lecture, Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind.]
Ross: (to Rachel) Im really glad we came. (Rachel smiles and rubs his arm) Youre so pretty. I love you.
Rachel: Oh. (puts her hand over his mouth)
[Scene: The lecture, Ross is passed out against Rachels shoulder.]
(Ross wakes up with a start and startles Rachel. The guy next to him starts laughing, which starts Ross laughing, Rachel gives him a look and he stops.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
Rachel: Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My fathers boat didnt make that much noise when it hit rocks!
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Rachel: Okay, see now, what I just heard: blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah.
Rachel: Oh, that is so...
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Rachel: Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?
Monica: Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: Im sorry, Rosita? As in
Rachel: Phoebe!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Who?
Rachel: All right thats it! I am maid of honor!
Rachel: February 2nd!
Rachel: Oh, honey, I dont know. I
Chandler: Shes okay with Rachel and the baby?
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Im sorry daddy.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: Well Umm, I got TiVo.
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: (quietly) Oh no
Ross: Rachel!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.
Joey: What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Rachel: (sympathetic) Oh. (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) Its gotta be rough.
Rachel: Sup? (Joey glares at her.)
Rachel: Yes! (She gets up and sets the phone on the counter without hanging it up.) Bye daddy. (Phoebe and her leave.)
Rachel: About an hour ago.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: No.
(Ross and Rachel trade looks while watching the tape.)
Rachel: Oh thats nice.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Monica: Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
[Scene: The Womens Restroom, Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachels second test.]
Rachel: (To Phoebe, after Monicas gone) We have to get her a present?!
Rachel: You are undressing very quickly.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in Joeys lap on Francette, and theyre both groaning.]
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Rachel: (entering, carrying a baking dish) Hi!
Will: (glaring at Rachel) Rachel Green.
Rachel: Hi! Will, right?
Rachel: Hi! Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Thank you!
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
Rachel: (seeing the collection of characters.) Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunnys funeral in here.
Rachel: Im sorry. What?
Rachel: All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?
Rachel: You had a club?!
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Will: Thats right, The I Hate Rachel Green Club!
Rachel: Okay Monica, did you know about this?!
Ross: I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers. (starts to drink, but Rachel stops him just before he starts drinking)
[Scene: Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica comforting Joey at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
Rachel: So who else was in this club?
Rachel: (To Ross) So you were in an I Hate Rachel club?
[Scene: Kleinmans, a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open.]
Rachel: What rumor?
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
Rachel: What?! You heard that?! (Goes and stands behind Joey.)
Rachel: Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please.
Rachel: Joey stop staring! Theres nothing there! Its not true!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Kim: So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?
Rachel: Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but Im so relieved you guys know.
Rachel: Oh! (Hits him and storms out.)
Rachel: Well thats gross, why dont you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?
Rachel: Yes!
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Rachel: What?
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Rachel: Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Rachel: And you are a very funny clown. (Gives him candy.)
Rachel: Wow
Rachel: WhPhoebe!!
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.]
Rachel: (to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.)
Rachel: Shes right.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Rachel: Well, yknow this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea.
Rachel: You can keep those pants by the way.
[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.]
(Rachel slowly spins around, finally noticing that the lights have outstayed their welcome.)
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Return them?! Shh! Theyre gonna hear you!
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: (pause) Hes talking to the baby.
Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.
Rachel: Okay, see now Im scared because I dont actually think youre kidding.