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Monica: All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.
(Ross calls Rachel)
Rachel: (answering her phone at work) Hello.
Rachel: Oh, hi.
Rachel: Well, there was a disaster in shipping and Ive got to get this order in. Honey, Im so sorry, but it looks like Im gonna be here all night.
Rachel: No-no-no, no, honey please, Ive got, Ive just have so much to deal with.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Rachel: (startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?
Rachel: Ross honey, this is very nice, but, but I-I got a crisis.
Rachel: Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Rachel: Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for (Ross starts making a lot of noise with a handheld pepper grinder) this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...(stops and looks at Ross)
Rachel: (angrily) None for me.
Rachel: Im sorry, as I was saying the store number is wrong, and Im sorry but thats... (notices a fire that Rosss candle has started) Oh my God!!
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Rachel: Ross youre not listening to me, I dont have time to stop.
Rachel: I dont have ten minutes!!
Rachel: Hey, Ross!!! I told you I dont!
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Rachel: Good bye!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
Rachel: Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier...
Rachel: (throws her stuff down) I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
Rachel: But I told you, I didnt have the time!
Ross: Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I dont feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.
Rachel: Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?
Rachel: Just a job!
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...
Rachel: Well neither do I!
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings.]
Rachel: (jumping up to answer the phone) Hello!
Rachel: (disappointed) Oh.
Rachel: No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!
Rachel: Yeah. Well, umm.....
Rachel: (on the verge of tears) Yeah, Im fine.
Rachel: No! Really, no, please, please, thats, thats okay.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, Im not, Im not hungry.
Rachel: Oh. Okay, bye.
Rachel: Oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. I just, it was awful. I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then I told him I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Rachel: No. (grabs an eggroll) And then I called him, and he wasnt there.
Rachel: Oh, thank you thats very helpful, Im glad you came over.
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
Rachel: Hello.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Im so glad you called.
Rachel: Nobody.
(Rachel mouths Shoot! or something similar.)
Rachel: Umm, honey, look he just came over to....
[Scene: The Philly, With or Without You is playing. (Which is the same song Ross played for Rachel in TOW the List.)]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Rachel: (picks up the phone and calls Ross) Oh, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home. Be home. Be home, be home, be home. Oh, youre not home.
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Monica: Hmm? (Rachel holds up the candlesticks.)
Rachel: Ive never lived like this before.
Mr. Geller: (entering) Hi Rachel.
Rachel: Well yknow, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time theyre 40, they marry each other.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Oh God, Phoebe!
Ross: Ooh, I wanna switch to Rachel too!
(Rachel gets all happy.)
Rachel: (She bends over to try and pick up the aspirin) Oww!
Rachel: Pick one.
Rachel: Youre welcome.
Rachel: (reading) Joey! (Pause) We should just switch.
Rachel: No, its Ross. Its Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) Oh daddy, I hope youre okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. Youre gonnaThis is your first grandchild! Youre gonna be a poppy!
Rachel: (To Phoebe) So this is Brooklyn.
Rachel: So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...
Rachel: Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?
Rachel: Ohhh, this is the least jealous Ive ever been!
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Im talking about massages.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Well thank you, you too.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Rachel: (quietly) Oh, thanks.
Rachel: Ohh
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
[Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.]
Rachel: Shake it off.
Rachel: Because, I cant! Ross, I told you, no. I cant.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.
Rachel: Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, we never had that,
Monica: (entering and interrupting the guys escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, were gonna start with
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
Rachel: Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from Colonial times.
Rachel: Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
Rachel: Well I
(Rachel heads for the door but is intercepted by the doctor.)
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Rachel: What?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: I dont know. Do-do you have any clothes on?
Rachel: Well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux.
Rachel: Okay come on Phoebe, its nothing! Monica, come on!
Rachel: Honey I swear it we just kissed.
(Rachel blasts an air horn in his ear.)
Rachel: No!
Rachel: Yeah, dont push it though.
Rachel: No-no, its really not huge.
Phoebe: (coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!
Rachel: Joey, you are not! Youre 31.
Rachel: Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look
Rachel: I care!
[Scene: Rachels Old Bedroom, Continued from earlier. Monica enters the room.]
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, heres a thought.
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Rachel: Oh!!
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Rachel: Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Rachel: Who is it?
Rachel: Joey! Sit down! (Pulls him down.)
Chandler: Tickets please! (Rachel hands over the tickets) Thats courtside baby!
[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II. Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]
Sebastian: Actually, I uh, I gotta get going. (To Rachel) Give me a call sometime.
Rachel: Because! Because I was sad.
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Rachel: No you dont know why!
Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Monica. Youve, youve done it right?
Rachel: Yeah, so lets get started on the wedding plans!
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Rachel: Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: A cyborg?! Isn't that like a robot?!
Rachel: Aw.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Rachel: What?!
(Rachel enters with the cat, wearing the oven mitt, and startles Phoebe.)
Rachel: Whoa, that Diet Coke just went straight to my head! Woo!
Rachel: No.
Rachel: No Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it it has to work out.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
Rachel: (laughs) Well okayWell dont ruin it! Just play along at least!