words in movies
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Rachel: Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while.
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
Rachel: Aww, Joey, come here. (She takes his hand.) Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I--Oh, I'm sorry. Am I hurting you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building.]
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Rachel: Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.
Rachel: Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Rachel: Well, because she loves you and because you love her.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Rachel: No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.
Rachel: Not unless different means the same.
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]
Rachel: Hi! Wow! You look, you look big.
Rachel: Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why.
Rachel: Hey! Hey, cute jacket!
Katie: Oh, thanks! That's so sweet! (She punches Rachel like she punched Joey.)
Rachel: Oh! Ow! (Joey motions, "You see what I mean?!")
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Katie: Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends! (She punches Rachel.)
Rachel: Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! (She retaliates.)
Katie: You're so sweet! (Punches Rachel yet again.)
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
(She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks.)
(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)
Rachel: Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)
Rachel: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Rachel: Yeah it was.
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Rachel: Oh for the love of God!
Rachel: Oh come on!!
Monica: I am going I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)
<Rachel and Amy 'fighting'.. They're really just trying to slap each other and just keep slapping their hands>
Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears!
Rachel: I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
Rachel: Go get back on that case honey!
(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)
Rachel: Okay, well then bring her in.
Ross: Hi roomie! (Hugs her and looks at Rachel.)
Rachel: I get it!
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Rachel: Oh we-we didnt.
Rachel: Okay. (Rachel lies back.)
Rachel: But I hired you!
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Oh hi.
Rachel: Oh, its a tattoo! Thats weird, Phoebe doesnt Wait thats Ursula! Thats not Phoebe that is Ursula!
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Rachel: Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)
Rachel: What?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases.]
Rachel: Oh yeah? Another night of birdogging the chickas?
Rachel: 3-2-1 oh!!
Rachel: Im sorry, I cant!
Rachel: I cant!
Rachel: Dont say, "Oh my God!" Oh my God what?
Rachel: I cant. I cant push anymore, I cant.
Rachel: Are you okay?
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
Rachel: I cant. Please, you do it for me.
Rachel: Oh God!
(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)
(Dr. Long hands her to Rachel.)
Rachel: No, not yet.
Rachel: Hello baby girl.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Here. (Hands her to Monica.)
(Everyone except Ross and Rachel leave.)
(Rachel starts crying again.)
Rachel: I was reliving it.
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Rachel: Oh honey, but you love that name.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
Rachel: Oh, Im not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: (pause) Right.
Rachel: Nothing.
The Teacher: How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green?
Ross: Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)
Rachel: Really its nothing. Im just
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Rachel: Eh, just a tad.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
Rachel: Joey.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Joey.
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Rachel: Hes perfect, hes never been better.
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
[Cut back into Rachels room.]
Ross: Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.
Rachel: Hey you.
Rachel: Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
Rachel: I know, I still need to talk to you.
RACHEL: Well, that doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas.
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.]
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Phoebe is entering.]
Rachel: Really?! Even Ross?
Rachel: I cant say that Im surprised.
Rachel: Well did you know he was gonna ask me?
Rachel: I guess so.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Rachel: Oh look, shes pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesnt she look scared?
Rachel: Im sorry honey, what were you saying?
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Rachel: Oh my God! Im standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and Im bored.
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Phoebe: And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
Rachel: Hey. I need to tell you something.