words in movies
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Rachel: Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while.
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
Rachel: Aww, Joey, come here. (She takes his hand.) Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I--Oh, I'm sorry. Am I hurting you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building.]
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Rachel: Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.
Rachel: Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Rachel: Well, because she loves you and because you love her.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Rachel: No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different.
Rachel: Not unless different means the same.
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]
Rachel: Hi! Wow! You look, you look big.
Rachel: Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why.
Rachel: Hey! Hey, cute jacket!
Katie: Oh, thanks! That's so sweet! (She punches Rachel like she punched Joey.)
Rachel: Oh! Ow! (Joey motions, "You see what I mean?!")
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Katie: Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends! (She punches Rachel.)
Rachel: Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! (She retaliates.)
Katie: You're so sweet! (Punches Rachel yet again.)
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
(She looks at Rachel and storms out. After she's left Joey hugs Rachel in thanks.)
(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)
Rachel: Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)
Rachel: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
[Scene: The casino, Ross and Rachel are entering.]
(A young boy sees Rachel, points, and starts laughing.)
Rachel: Hi! (Hugs Phoebe)
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
Rachel: Hi!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
RACHEL: And she's not crazy?
Rachel: Oh, umm, I was just yknow working out and umm Oh, thats it.
Rachel: What?! What else did he say?
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Rachel: Hm-mmm! (Opens the container)
Rachel: Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!
Rachel: Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.
Rachel: I bet 20.
Rachel: Hit me!
Rachel: She spit up. Judy! She spi�Judy! Look alive, Judy! (they sit down) Thank you.
Rachel: No, it's okay, you didn't know.
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: (trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!
Rachel: Ohhh!!
Rachel: Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Rachel: Good luck to ya!
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Rachel: Wow!
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? There's only one way I'm leaving this hotel room.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesnt mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Rachel: Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didnt tell him that, though? Right?
Monica: (on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but weve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Rachel: Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?
(The door opens. Rachel is standing there. Her coat is muddy and torn, her hair is dishevelled and her face is bruised. Everyone turns to look)
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Because I knew you were lying!
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....
Rachel: Pancho Vila?
Rachel: (under her breath) Sucker!
(Rachel turns to Ross stunned.)
(Ross and Rachel enter.)
Rachel: Oh my God.
Rachel: No!
Rachel: Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.
Rachel: Whoa-oh, what's-what's that? (Points.)
Rachel: SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!
Rachel: Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walkin'! All right?
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
[Scene: Central Perk - Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas. Joey enters]
Joey: Who's your friend? He's hot! (Ross laughs and Rachel smacks him with her purse.)
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
(Rachel stops fast forwarding.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]
Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and its positive. Monicas pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she wont be totally alone.
Rachel: Oh! (She's trying to recover while still on the floor.)
Rachel: Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?
Rachel: Oh-oh, Pottery Barn! (Grabs the aforementioned catalog and holds the rest back out to Chandler.) You can throw the rest away.
RACHEL: Monica, let it go.
Rachel: Pheebs?
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Rachel: Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane.
Rachel: Okay, just give me the damn drops! (Grabs them and storms out.)
[Scene: The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on.]
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
Rachel: (bowing) Hello!
Rachel: What was that?!
Rachel: I havent seen it yet!
(Rachels cab backs up.)
RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
Rachel: Hey, Pheebs, quick question for ya.
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Rachel: I mean, y'know I'm just gonna have to accept it (She grabs the rest of the pictures)
Rachel: (entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Rachel: We took our apartment back!! (Slams the door shut.)
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...
Rachel: Hey!
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Rachel: What?
Ross: I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?
Rachel: Fine. Fine, but Ill have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but Ill go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if thats what you want!
(Rachel comes out from her room wearing sweat pants and a sweatshirt)