words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there. Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor.]
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note.]
Rachel: Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh no-no, no-no, they dont want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.
Rachel: Well, thats because of a lot of (She imitates someone picking their nose and placing the treasure found in the pockets.)
Rachel: I know!
Rachel: Oh?
Rachel: Well, congratulations, so do you love her?
Rachel: Huh. Well, uh, thats uh, thats interesting. (She goes over and retrieves her note.)
Rachel: Oh, its just an anti-theft device.
Rachel: You need that, you need that too cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up. (Rips up the note.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Rachel: Surprise!!!
Rachel: Well, it was all Rosss idea.
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
(Rachel laughs hysterically.)
Rachel: Okay, yknow what, yknow what? This playing hard to get thing is not working. Umm, hand-hand me those cherries. (Chandler does so.) Okay. Okay. (She does a little sexy walk over to where Joshua is standing.) Hi!
Rachel: Care for a cherry?
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)
(Rachel enters, she has changed clothes.)
Rachel: Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?
Rachel: Up!
Rachel: Yeah, I did. I needed my lucky dress.
(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the okay symbol and walks away.)
Rachel: Ohh, God! Look at him, hes so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Its not Christmas!
Rachel: Hes not 11!
Rachel: What? Youre leaving?!
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
[Cut to later, the whole group is seated on the floor and Rachel is explaining the rules of Spin the Bottle.]
Rachel: (spinning the bottle) So, Spin the Bottle works like this: I spin the bottle, it lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther. (She crawls over to where Gunther is sitting and sees the look of anticipation on Gunthers face and decides not to kiss him.) All right. Who wants to go first?
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
Rachel: Okay, my turn!!
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Rachel: Its okay! Its okay! It kicked once, itll kick again!
(They all stand up and go over to Phoebe to feel the baby, preventing Rachel from kissing Joshua.)
Rachel: All right, well, everybody just remember where they were sitting.
(She crawls over to Joshua and kisses the back of his knee. He feels it and looks down, Rachel pretends shes knocking a bug off his leg.)
Rachel: Just a bug.
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Ohh, yeah, well I wanted to give Emily a big American good-bye cheer. So okay! (Runs into the living room) Ready! Okay! Gimme an E!
Rachel: Gimme an M!
Rachel: Gimme an I!
Rachel: Gimme an L!
Rachel: Gimme a Y!
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
Rachel: All right, come on, lets go get your coat.
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Rachel: Oh, yeah! Real fun. (She makes a decision.) Yknow, this bra Really, bothers me. (She starts taking off her bra.) Yknow, this used to be my bedroom. Yeah. A lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. If these walls could talk, yknow what theyd say? Wanna hear some memories? (She is now violently pulling on her bra in order to remove it, but it isnt co-operating.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no! No, I got this all under control.
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
Rachel: Can you not look at me when I say this? (He turns around) I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you.
Rachel: Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!
Rachel: Why?!
Rachel: You like me?
Rachel: Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I cant believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no dont say but! No-no, buts never good! Lets just leave it at, you like me and I like you.
Rachel: Oh, now see thats a fancy but.
Rachel: But .
Rachel: Okay.
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment.]
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, Im sorry. I completely ruined your evening.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made a fool out of myself.
Rachel: Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?
Rachel: Im so sorry.
Rachel: Well, maybe you didnt want it to end?
Rachel: You seem to really like her.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Rachel: Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and youre sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: I dont know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Youre a pathetic loser, right?
Rachel: Sit!
Rachel: Oh my gosh, Joshua!
Rachel: Theyre not true?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I love that but.
Rachel: You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Rachel: Hmmm... this is so nice.
(Rachel excitedly jumps up and heads for the door.)
Rachel: And youre still not attracted to him at all?
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Rachel: Oh Phoebe!
Rachel: Uh, lets rip!
Rachel: Oh God Oh, hes in there right now?
Rachel: Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio!
Rachel: Tag
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh, its just not the right time.
Phoebe: Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.
Rachel: You can go.
Rachel: Im having a baby.
Rachel: Doh!! (pause) Ive got it!
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Rachel: Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?
Rachel: Im not?
(Phoebe and Rachel enter.)
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Rachel: Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesnt need to be; shell still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)
Rachel: What?
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Rachel: I dont care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!
Rachel: Oh my God, Monicas gonna go out with a millionaire.
Rachel: (entering) Oh good youre still here!
Rachel: How?! How do you know?
Rachel: Well, ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends, I'm just, I don't know, not in a museum benefitty kind of mood.
Rachel: I know! (They hug.)
(Rachel exits.)
Rachel: That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, "I will be revenged?!"
Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I
(She opens the door and Rachel hides behind it.)
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
Phoebe: Did Rachel find you?
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
Phoebe: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Joey: Please, just-just, just go and talk to Rachel.
Rachel: Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.
Rachel: What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Rachel: Wait, I-I just said "leave."
Rachel: You do?
Rachel: (seeing him) Hi!
Rachel: Seriously. What?!
[Scene: The Hallway Outside Rosss Apartment, Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door.]
Rachel: (confused) What?
Rachel: Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside.
Rachel: They do!
Rachel: Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where Ive heard that before.)
Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Can I, can I talk now?
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
Rachel: Okay Ross come on lets just forget about the condoms.
Rachel: Yknow what? Lets, lets talk later.
[Scene: Rachels old room, Ross and Joey enter.]
Rachel: (stops) Okay.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica (formerly known as Rachels Room) to Phoebe and Rachel.]
RACHEL: This is how I would hold a football.
Rachel: Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Rachel: Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?
Rachel: (shocked) Hi!
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Rachel: Excuse me?
Rachel: What married?
Rachel: Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, dont we Ben? (He nods yes.)
Rachel: I can too eat by myself!
Rachel: Ohhh! (Looks at Aaron and recoils in horror.) Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesnt he?
Rachel/actress: But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a dungeon!
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
Rachel: Wow. There it is, I see it.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: I cant see it!
Rachel: No, I dont see it!
Rachel: I dont see it!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: The Laundromat, Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart.]
Rachel: Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!
Rachel: Oh, everything went great.
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?
Rachel: Oh! Look! I have a sonogram picture!
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Rachel: Welcome home.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally(opens envelope)not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
Rachel: What is?
[Someone bumps into Rachel and she drops the pie in a guy's hood that's seated at the table. She improvises by using the plate as a saucer for the coffee.]
Rachel: I was sending you signals?
Rachel: That-that you came on to me?
Rachel: You know you kissed me first.
Ross: (forcing the door open) Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!
Ross: (entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)