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Rachel: (looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.
Rachel: A couple of bucks.
Rachel: Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.
Rachel: Hey Joey!
[Scene: A couch store, Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place. He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it. Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels. He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it. One thing about this couch, it's huge. It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch. Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast.]
Rachel: (disgusted at Ross's antics) Ugh!
Ross: (To Rachel) Yeah, I still don't know. (To the salesman who is hovering nearby) I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, (In a sexy voice) "Come here to me!"
Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Rachel: Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch.
Rachel: Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!
Rachel: Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?
Rachel: (Disgustedly she goes and tries to pick up the couch. Much to her amazement, she is successful.) Oh. Oh! I can do it!
The Salesman: Ohh, okay. (Laughs.) Something didn't quite add up there. (Ross stops, walks back to talk to the salesman, and in the process pushes Rachel up against a wall.)
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
Rachel: (To Ross) Fine! (To the salesman) We went out.
Rachel: Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
(Rachel pushes on the couch and pushes Ross out the door.)
[Scene: Ross's building's lobby, he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs.]
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh-oh!
Rachel: Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
Rachel: (entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?
(They realize the implication of their behavior, stop instantly and head for his bedroom. In the meanwhile, Joey is starring at Rachel in a seductive way.)
Rachel: (noticing him) What's up Joey?
(Rachel is stunned.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]
Rachel: Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?
Rachel: Thanks!
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (laughing) What are you saying?
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but once you find it, ohh it's so worth the wait.
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
Rachel: Well, I brought the next best thing.
Rachel: Whoa-oh, what's-what's that? (Points.)
Rachel: Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.
Rachel: Okay!
(They pick up the couch and after throwing off the last pillow; Rachel helps out on Chandler's end.)
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Chandler and Rachel: You think?!
Rachel: I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?
Joey: (To Rachel) Well look, hey, it's all your fault!
Rachel: What?! Why?!
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?!
Chandler: (To Rachel) He has a gun!
Rachel: Okay, fine. (She gets up and walks into her bedroom)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering]
(Rachel and Ross both stop kissing, and quickly step back from each other.)
Rachel: Oh we just put her down for a nap.
Chandler: Its not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)
Rachel: Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!
Rachel: Oh no, I'm good, I don't wanna get that turkey smell all over my hands.
Rachel: Shes doing it Look, shes breast-feeding look!
Rachel: I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?
Joey: No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!
Rachel: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Rachel: Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (She slows down with each one.)
Rachel: Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your...
Rachel: (awestruck, then not) Isnt that a line from the show?!
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, itll still be broken then.
Ross: So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, Chandler is there. Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
Rachel: Im not! Were having a girl! Sometimes I cant believe its with youBut still! Were having a girl!
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
Ross: Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie…
(Joey leaves. Rachel gulps down what's left of her drink and grimaces.)
Rachel: I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?
Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?
Rachel: Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts...
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
(Rachel backs out with a confused look on her face.)
Rachel: Well, then I get to give him the cell phone.
Rachel: Well, Chandler, youre gonna have to tell him.
Rachel: Well, cant you tell her that you are not in the mood?
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Rachel: (pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
(They kiss each other on the cheek, and Rachel leaves.)
Rachel: All right, fine, but dont get mad at me. Its-its just a little hard to believe.
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
Rachel: Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna be busy.
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachels new apartment, Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message.]
Rachel: Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
RACHEL: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait. . . then I'd wait some more.
Rachel: And I-I am just trying to figure out why.
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
Rachel: Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?
Monica: Okay, okay, I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, and I'll call her cell.
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Rachel: Oh no, I think Im gonna go home and eat ten candy bars.
Rachel: Oh please. (He does so.)
[Ross approaches Rachel, away from everyone else.]
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Dr. Green: The wedding! Theres going to be a wedding. Young lady, dont you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! (Rachel pauses) Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!!
Rachel: Im not here! Thats just my Chinese food!
Sandy: I er... I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up. Plus... It keeps the hands young... (it makes Rachel smile)
Rachel: Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.
Rachel: I know I told you, its a really big problem.
Rachel: No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Rachel: You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
Chandler: Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.
Rachel: Okay, lets do it. Ill move in.
Rachel: Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?
Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
Rachel: (sees the chick and the duck) Oh, yeah, Im sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.
Rachel: (to the driver) Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Chandler: Well, close to (Notices Rachel leaning in to hear and decides to write it on a piece of paper and hand it to Monica as Phoebe averts her eyes.)
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think its The One With Fake Monica.]
Joey: Yknow, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.
Rachel: just... don't talk... (she kisses him)
Rachel: No one! They are my friends, I wouldnt punch any of them.
Rachel: You walked around all night in the city by yourself?
Phoebe and Rachel: (simultaneously) Who is it?
Rachel: Oh honey he doesnt need my help.
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Monica: Rachel?!
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Rachel: No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Ross: To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?
Rachel: (pause) Would you like some pancakes?
Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters.]
(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters.)
Rachel: I'm all better now.