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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen.]
Rachel: I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Rachel: What's going on?
(Ross looks at Rachel.)
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Rachel: Hm-mmm.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.
Rachel: Big night!
Phoebe: Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Phoebe: Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
Rachel: Tell her to wear her own earrings.
Rachel: Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
Rachel: Because I lose her stuff!
Monica: (noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?
Rachel: Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!
Rachel: Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Rachel: But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing.
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Rachel: Ohh! Thank God! Where was it?
Rachel: Okay that is the one we already have!
Rachel: (smiling) What?!
Rachel: (smiling) Yeah.
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Rachel: It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)
Rachel: Wait a minute. Chandler has a jewelry box?
(Rachel heads for Joey and Chandler's and Phoebe heads for the kitchen to find Ross.)
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Rachel: (entering) (To Phoebe) (whispering) Hey!
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
Rachel: Okay, calm down, here they are. (Gives back the sunglasses.)
Phoebe: (To Rachel) What are we going to do?!
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Rachel: Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.
Rachel: Ohh that'd be great!
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. (Holds out her arms for a hug.)
Monica: (angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!
Rachel: Your sunglasses?!
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Rachel: I'm sorry.
Rachel: Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a couple of the old pizza boxes and exits.)
[Scene: The street outside the building, Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin.]
Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?
Rachel: No. No. Every thing's--they're fine. Great pizza. But it's uh, actually umm my friend Ross. He uh, just gets really nervous when he's flirting.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: I know, I know, but uh just, I'm telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, he's-he's really a good person.
Rachel: Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you.
Rachel: Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
Rachel: Yay!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings.]
(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Rachel: Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.
RACHEL: Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Ross and Rachel: Ooohhhh!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
Rachel: Ross, I really dont think
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I
Rachel: Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Umm
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Rachel: Yeah, Im doing okay. Im um lets talk.
Rachel: Not in the street!!
(Joey turns and looks at quite possibly one of the ugliest pets that you can possibly buy on the planet. Rachel has bought herself a hairless cat. Yep, a hairless cat! Joey and Ross start to get sick.)
Rachel: (starting to cry) Ohh
Rachel: Ohhh
Rachel: Yeah, its just yknow
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Rachel: Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
Rachel and Monica: Noo!!
Rachel: Oh yeah he's too cute to be straight.
Rachel: (They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee.]
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone.
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Rachel: (opens her present from Ross; it's a dark-red scarf) Oohh, I love it!
Rachel: Do I have my own castle?
Rachel: Ooh, I like those sunglasses.
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Rachel: I dont think so.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Rachel: (showing Phoebe her phone) His new girlfriend!
Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
Rachel: How are ya?
Rachel: You stole the phone!
Rachel: Phoebe!
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Rachel: You just said it!
Rachel: Phoebe! You cant do th
Rachel: Oh Phoebe!
Rachel: Ohh! (Exits.)
Rachel: You do know that I will be here when he comes over.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Rachel: I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. (Which is an actual product by the way, Im not sure about the 3000 part.)
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
Rachel: Well why shouldnt I?!
Rachel: Hey! Hey!
Rachel: Hi Danny! (Notices his box of liquor he's carrying.) Wow! Thirsty huh?
Rachel: I dont know!
Rachel: Oh I dont-I dont know.
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Rachel: Ohh
Rachel: I know! (Realizes what Phoebe said.) What?!
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: (screaming) MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!! (Runs to Monicas.)
(She laughs as Rachel enters.)
Joey: That uh, that is my roommate Rachel.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: God. You seem really, really nice.
Rachel: You are so beautiful.
Rachel: No!
Ross: (To Rachel) Do you wanna start telling secrets?
Rachel: Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!
Rachel: Phoebe, come on that's silly.
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Monica: Oh my God! A friend hes looking at differently, but its wrong. Its Rachel!
Rachel: No. No.
Rachel: Oh, yeah go ahead.
Rachel: Hi! Hi Ben!
Rachel: Huh umm
Rachel: What-what about Monica?
Rachel: Well thatyknow its just uh, Ive never done that before. Me and him alone.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
Rachel: Yeah I think so.
Ross: (To Rachel) I wasnt talking to you.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Rachel: Water it is.
Rachel: HEY!! Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!
Rachel: Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?
Rachel: No, Im not.
Rachel: Yeah? You like that one?
Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I-Im funny Ben, but Im not stupid. Okay?
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
Phoebe: Bye! (She exits, leaving Rachel and Joey alone.)
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Rachel storms in.]