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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen.]
Rachel: I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Rachel: What's going on?
(Ross looks at Rachel.)
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Rachel: Hm-mmm.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.
Rachel: Big night!
Phoebe: Okay! (Walks over to Rachel) Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed.
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Phoebe: Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
Rachel: Tell her to wear her own earrings.
Rachel: Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
Rachel: Because I lose her stuff!
Monica: (noticing Rachel crawling behind the couch) Rach? What are you doing?
Rachel: Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!
Rachel: Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Rachel: But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing.
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Rachel: Ohh! Thank God! Where was it?
Rachel: Okay that is the one we already have!
Rachel: (smiling) What?!
Rachel: (smiling) Yeah.
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Rachel: It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)
Rachel: Wait a minute. Chandler has a jewelry box?
(Rachel heads for Joey and Chandler's and Phoebe heads for the kitchen to find Ross.)
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Rachel: (entering) (To Phoebe) (whispering) Hey!
Rachel: The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on.)
Rachel: Okay, calm down, here they are. (Gives back the sunglasses.)
Phoebe: (To Rachel) What are we going to do?!
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Rachel: Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.
Rachel: Ohh that'd be great!
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. (Holds out her arms for a hug.)
Monica: (angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!
Rachel: Your sunglasses?!
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Rachel: I'm sorry.
Rachel: Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a couple of the old pizza boxes and exits.)
[Scene: The street outside the building, Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin.]
Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?
Rachel: No. No. Every thing's--they're fine. Great pizza. But it's uh, actually umm my friend Ross. He uh, just gets really nervous when he's flirting.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: I know, I know, but uh just, I'm telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, he's-he's really a good person.
Rachel: Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you.
Rachel: Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
Rachel: Yay!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings.]
(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: Really?!
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
(Monica starts biting on the eyedropper, spraying the fluid all over. But Rachel keeps turning her head back and forth and Monica keeps missing.)
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Monica: (goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Monica, please?
Rachel: Oh, come on!
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Rachel: Oh, great.
Rachel: (startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?
Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Ohh!
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat! (a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross)
Rachel: Ohhhh, sorry I missed that.
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Come on see, she doesnt look that bad.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Rachel: I dont know.
Rachel: I meant, me plus one!
Rachel: I feel...
Rachel: I just, I feel, I-I just...
Rachel: Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
Phoebe: Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast!
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dont like the guy Rachels dating? Well, thats odd.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Rachel: The burping clogs?
Rachel: I dont know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just dont want to be 30 and still work here.
Rachel: Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news.
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
Rachel: ..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Rachel and Bonnie: Hi!
Rachel: Whoa! What?! Why?!
Rachel: Here?! Now?!
Rachel: I dont know.
[Rachel brings a muffin to Chandler and Monica who are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]
Rachel: All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Rachel: Does it?
Rachel: So umm, does it?
Rachel: You just finished?
Rachel: Are you sure?
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.
Rachel: How was the beach?
Rachel: Tails!
Rachel: Noo.
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters.]
Phoebe: Okay. (Starts running crazily with her arms flapping and her legs far apart) Come on! That's not running! Let's go! (Rachel pauses, then follows, embarrassed.)
Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y(Rachel grabs the phone and hangs it up for him.)
Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down.)
Ross and Rachel: Come on!
Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!!
Rachel: I wrote you a letter.
[Scene: The Hallway Between The Apartments, Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital. Ross is helping her up the stairs.]
(Rachel turns and looks at the group on the couch and they move over. Chandler measures the room theyve made with his arm and decides its not enough and they all move over again.)
Rachel: Alright, now I really have to go. Okay. Au revoir! Oh, they're gonna really hate me over there.
(Phoebe gets up from the table, and while her back is turned, Rachel and Monica indicate via sign language that they each would have picked the other.)
RACHEL: Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)
Rachel: You fell asleep?!
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
Rachel: Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'
RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)
Gunther: (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa.
RACHEL: Wow, he must like you the best.
Rachel: Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.
Rachel: Oh my God! The millionaires here!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Why? I love that thing.
Rachel: Something to do with numbers?
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Why, does she have a bad personality?
Rachel: No! Really, no, please, please, thats, thats okay.
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her)
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Rachel: (looks in the window) Ohh, well, this is just perfect!
Rachel: I believe it.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Rachel: Um, hum.