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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Rachel: We weren't doing anything!
Rachel: Shhh.
Rachel: No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados.
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Rachel: Yeah, you started it! I've got to chill.
Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.
Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?
Rachel: Ross, say something. Anything.
Joey and Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: No, no, no!
(Rachel looks at him.)
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.
Rachel: Calm ourselves?
[Scene: The hallway in Ross's building. Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner.]
Rachel: Well, what would we be doing?
Rachel: Feel me up?
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Oh, you bet.
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Rachel: Okay, well, we brought you some wine.
Rachel: Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some.
Rachel: No awareness.
Rachel: Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.
(Joey and Rachel don't know how to respond to that.)
Rachel: Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen.]
Ross: Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.
Rachel: Ooy.
Rachel: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?
(Ross chokes up and pauses. Rachel and Joey look at him.)
Rachel: Ross, you don't seem okay.
Ross: Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said that is just so..
Rachel: Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.
Rachel: You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too.
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Rachel: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
Rachel: Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.
(They kiss each other on the cheek, and Rachel leaves.)
Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.
Joey: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.
Ross: This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
Rachel: You remember when we got these?
Rachel: I have one.
Rachel: Yeah, right, he almost danced me right down that garbage chute. (Starts to cry)
All: Good luck! Go get 'em! (Rachel exits.)
Rachel: Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video. The italics are portions of the prom video.]
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Rachel: Ooh, your brother. Score!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on.]
Rachel: It won't come off!
Rachel: Im unpacking!
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Rachel: Well its mine too! What else you got?!
Rachel: Great! Monicas moving!
Rachel: Okay, I do.
Rachel: Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporters machine!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel.]
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Rachel: Well, Phoebe thats fine because Im not moving.
Joey: Who cares? You're Rachel! (To Chandler) Who's Kip?
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.
Rachel: Hi. (She hugs Joey.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, good start Mon.
Rachel: All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know it's stupid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
(Both Rachel and Ross stare at her for a moment.)
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Bye Mon.
Rachel: Bye house!
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hi...
Rachel: Rachel...
Rachel: Phoebes...
Rachel: leave...
Rachel: Rachel
Rachel: Phoebes
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Everybody
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: OK!
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Rachel: Yeah and there's really cute guys there.
Rachel: Now wait a minute. You just took all the words!
Rachel: (To Emma) Hey! Hi, how's my girl?
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is deciding on whether or not to go to the wedding.]
Rachel: Okay. (Runs off.)
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Rachel: Oh! I used to do that too!
Rachel: Ankle.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
(They both hug, and Rachel, who was in the back of the plane, sees this and smiles.)
[Joey is looking at Rachel, smiling, and gesturing his head towards Ross.]
Rachel: Okay, now make it even, cause we dont...
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
Rachel: No, wait Phoebe.
Rachel: What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there (points) and pretend youre a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!
Rachel: All right, lets do it.
Rachel: Umm, well lets see Monica and Chandler are occupied.
RACHEL: Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.
Rachel: Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Rachel: Maybe its not as bad as I think. Yknow, maybe they didnt take it the way I meant it.
Rachel: Well, we have gotta find out if hes alive.
Rachel: Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Joey: All right, thats it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Yes, but still. They're people with eyes.
Rachel: Because they're people.
Rachel: Well, I-I should've told you the truth.
Rachel: Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Joey: (entering) Rachels having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks at him.) Which is of no interest to me, Im a neurologist.
Rachel: (Runs into Phoebe.) Hey!
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Monica: (upon seeing Rachel she points) Oh.
Rachel: No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hey.
Phoebe: Rachel?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.
Rachel: Sure.
Rachel: Wh-what do you mean?
Rachel: Oh my God. Did you talk to him?
Rachel: Phoebe
Rachel: This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And...(opens it)...it's a book!
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Rachel: What? What!?! You kissed him?
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.