words in movies
Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving.
Rachel: Good! Cause Ive got a product report to read, its like eight pages, I hope I dont fall asleep.
Rachel: (sees Chips phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?
Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
Rachel: Okay. (picks up phone) Are you sure you wanna hear this?
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
Rachel: Why? I love that thing.
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no.
Rachel: Something to do with numbers?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
Rachel: Okay, that doesnt help me, because we went to the same high school.
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!
Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her)
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
Rachel: I believe it.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen.
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Rachel: Do we have to tell her?
Rachel: I hate when Ross is right!
[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]
(Rachel and Chandler slide into position.)
Rachel: Pheebs...
Rachel: All right!!
Rachel: Jeez!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Rachel: Hello, Chip.
Rachel: Im great! Im great. Ive got a great job at Bloomingdales, have wonderful friends, and eventhough Im not seeing anyone right now, Ive never felt better about myself.
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler.]
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Rachel: Um-hmm.
Rachel: Oh honey, Im sorry.
Rachel: Ohh! Thats so great!
Rachel: Im sorry, sweetie. (shows her the flyer)
Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel: Thats a good call. Right.
Rachel: You could.... say youre sorry to her mom.
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Rachel: Ill go with you.
Rachel: (stunned) And theres marketing
Rachel: That is totally different for two reasons. One - I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass, we had a deap meaningful relationship.
(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)
Rachel: Okay.
(Rachel looks at Ross and gets his approval.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news.]
Rachel: Joey theres something that you should know. Dina?
Rachel: What?! Dina
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: No, I couldn't let you do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)
Rachel: What college was that Dina?
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Rachel: Joey, what are you doing?
Rachel: Oh Joey this is crazy!
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Rachel: Oh, come on kids! A little help here!
Rachel: (looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying.]
Rachel: (To Dina) Really? (Nods her head at Bobby.)
(Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps.)
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Monica: Yes? (jumping as Rachel punches her arm) ..yes, she is.
Rachel: No! Seriously! Whats wrong with you?!
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Yeah.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee.]
Rachel: This Alan again? How's it goin'?
Rachel: Really?! So this has happened to you?
Rachel: Ah.
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
RACHEL: Yeah you like totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
Rachel: Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?
Rachel: Yes, you are.
Rachel: No. Im very comfortable.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Rachel: Do you feel it too?
Rachel: Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?
Rachel: Okay, even this is turning me on!
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
Rachel: Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?
Phoebe: Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
Rachel: Listen, yknow what? I was really freaked out too when I found out
Rachel: Look at that guy by the window, wow!
Rachel: fellas
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Phoebe no!
Rachel: Yeah. (They go into the kitchen.)
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .
[Scene: The hallway, Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him.]
Rachel: has your girlfriend got the butt?
Rachel: Its just the pizza place.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is on the phone.]
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
MONICA: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, Im just having a, having a rough day.
Rachel: No-no, but I support it.
Joey: Youre Rachel!
Rachel: Youre Joey!
Rachel: What-what if I marry RossOr Joey?
Rachel: Right back at ya!
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
Rachel: Okay, good night!
Rachel: No!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Thats the end of this conversation!
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Rachel: Shake that nasty butt...
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Rachel: YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: And that makes you angry because
RACHEL: Oh my God, look there's Roy Gublik.
Rachel: They made you head of the department!
Rachel: So fellas
Rachel: Huh?
Rachel: All right?
Rachel: (interrupting) Okay! Ill go with ya! Ill go! Ill go with ya.
Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! Im gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.
Rachel: Yeah, actually thats my roommates.
Rachel: We cant find Chandler (Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)s vest. We cant find Chandlers vest.
Rachel: All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Rachel: Hm-mmm.
Rachel: Oh my God. And that works?!