words in movies
Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving.
Rachel: Good! Cause Ive got a product report to read, its like eight pages, I hope I dont fall asleep.
Rachel: (sees Chips phone number) Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?
Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
Rachel: Okay. (picks up phone) Are you sure you wanna hear this?
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
Rachel: Why? I love that thing.
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no.
Rachel: Something to do with numbers?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
Rachel: Okay, that doesnt help me, because we went to the same high school.
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!
Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her)
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
Rachel: I believe it.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Rachel: Jurassic Park could happen.
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Rachel: Do we have to tell her?
Rachel: I hate when Ross is right!
[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]
(Rachel and Chandler slide into position.)
Rachel: Pheebs...
Rachel: All right!!
Rachel: Jeez!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Rachel: Hello, Chip.
Rachel: Im great! Im great. Ive got a great job at Bloomingdales, have wonderful friends, and eventhough Im not seeing anyone right now, Ive never felt better about myself.
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler.]
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Rachel: Um-hmm.
Rachel: Oh honey, Im sorry.
Rachel: Ohh! Thats so great!
Rachel: Im sorry, sweetie. (shows her the flyer)
Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel: Thats a good call. Right.
Rachel: You could.... say youre sorry to her mom.
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Rachel: Ill go with you.
Rachel: Turned out it was a hat.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yes!!
Rachel: Do you remember where the duck food is?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is dusting. She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again. Monica bursts in, obviously drunk.]
Rachel: None.
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!
Rachel: Luisa? Oh my God! Monica! It's Luisa!
Rachel: Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.
Rachel: Ross, you don't know that.
Rachel: Ross.
Rachel: Marcel?
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Rachel: Ross.
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: Well, what'm I gonna do? What'm I gonna do?
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller. (he checks it, and zips up)
Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon, Luisa!
Barry: Rachel.
Rachel: That'd be good.
Ross and Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Barry?!
Rachel: Oh, that is so sick.
Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?
Rachel: Would you excuse me for a second?
Rachel: C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: Wow... Wow!
Jill: All right, Im leaving! Because Im not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. Thats you Rachel!
Rachel: Oh, if I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?
Rachel: Ross, my father doesnt hate you.
Rachel: Dont worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, cause Im going to tell the father today.
Leslie: (looking around) Rachel?
Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?
(Pause as Rachel realises...)
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?
(Rachel glares at him.)
Rachel: Oh great! Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Oh, do I?
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Rachel: Get down?
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Rachel: (looks at Monica) (to him) Do you want my pickle?
Rachel: Right, I'll see you guys later...
Rachel: Oh, let me see! (grabs picture) Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!
Rachel: God how long do you think thats gonna last?
Rachel: Okay, Ill see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.
Rachel: Sure we should... So.
Rachel: Hey, you.... So, what's up?
Rachel: Mindy.
Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {Its a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (Hes wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?
Rachel: (draws back) Really. Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better, when I was engaged to him he went through a whole weird thing too.
Rachel: Oh sure it is!
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
Rachel: I know, I know, I'm sorry-
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Was that all you wanted to ask me?
Rachel: Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: (Looking at the television) Cool... "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel."
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
Rachel: What? What's what you were afraid of?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Rachel: Oh, I am so sorry.
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont, its Joeys second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert.]
Rachel: Hey. Got a second?
Rachel: Cat! What'm I saying? Cat!
Rachel: Uh, we are here to break up with you.
Rachel: Oh God.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Um, what- what would make you think that?
Rachel: (on tape) Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?
Rachel: You don't know?!
Rachel: Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.
Rachel: Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: (Yawning) Nooo...
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Rachel: What does she mean?
Rachel: Wow. (she exhales in amazement, blowing the candle out)
Ross: Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).
Rachel: She could be you.
Rachel: That's good enough. Right? (Pause.) Okay, well umm, I'm gonna go look at my books!
Rachel: What? You just click when they click.
[Scene: Tattoo parlor. Rachel is showing Phoebe her tattoo.]
Rachel: Well, the first time didn't really count... I mean, y'know, 's'Barry.
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Rachel: (picks up the phone and calls Ross) Oh, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home. Be home. Be home, be home, be home. Oh, youre not home.