words in movies
RACHEL: Ok honey, you really need a job.
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting there and Monica walks in.]
RACHEL: Hey, how'd the interview go?
RACHEL: So don't do it.
RACHEL: What's the matter with you?
RACHEL: Noo.
RACHEL: Oohhh.
RACHEL: Hi. [Ross turns to Rachel and they hug]
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market.
[Scene: Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe pulls up in the cab with Rachel and Joey in the back.]
[Phoebe slams on the breaks. Joey and Rachel are thrown forward into the pillows in their laps.]
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
RACHEL: Ohh, what is in that?
RACHEL: No no, 'cause mayo, that would make it gross.
RACHEL: Run Phoebe run.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
RACHEL: Ok, doggie get the- aahhh. Ok go get the sandwich, get the sandwich doggie. [dog ignores the sandwich] Good doggie get the sandwich, get the...ok, Joey, the dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich, what does that say?
RACHEL: What's the matter?
RACHEL: Yeah Phoebe, I completely understand.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey is eating breakfast, Rachel has just gotten up, and Monica is on the phone.]
RACHEL: Time is money my friend?
RACHEL: How did you make $17.
RACHEL: What happened to uh, MEG.?
RACHEL: Hey Phoebs. Oh hey, how's the dog?
RACHEL: Oh, thank God.
RACHEL: Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?
RACHEL: She'll be a much better friend when the market closes.
RACHEL: Why the voice.
[Scene: Outside Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is returning.]
RACHEL: What?
MONICA: Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
RACHEL: For what?
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
RACHEL: Oh no.
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
RACHEL: I, I don't have it.
RACHEL: Nobody does honey.
RACHEL: Look at her.
Rachel: Well, I
Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.
Rachel: Well, well I can up with it!
[Scene: Airport. Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers.]
Rachel: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
RACHEL: Oh, yeah, well hey, welcome to our sauna.
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Joey nods his head questioningly and Rachel nods no.)
Rachel: Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?
Rachel: Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents.
RACHEL: OK, I'm doin' it for ya.
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
Rachel: What am I making him by the way?
Rachel: I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
Rachel: Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating.
Rachel: Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.
Rachel: Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.
Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like youve got a girlfriend?
Rachel: Oh, its just an anti-theft device.
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Rachel: Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.
Ross: Well I dont know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.
Rachel: Oh.
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
Rachel: Your parents?
Rachel: Yeah that works.
Rachel: Oh! Get over it soldier, we've gotta do this! (She pulls him towards her and throws him onto the barcalounger) Ok. Aha! You like that huh?
Rachel: Ohh.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Ross: Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I dont feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.
Rachel: Whoa-whoa, theres two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place mustve been a real babe magnet.
Rachel: Ah.
Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!
Rachel: Hi you!
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Rachel: Yes!
Rachel: Hello.
Rachel: Yes.
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
Rachel: So?
Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: Huh.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely!
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Rachel: Im sorry. Im so sorry.
Joey: (to Rachel) I bet I stopped listening before you did.
Rachel: Well it stupid, unfair question!
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Do you guys want these?
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
Rachel: Its okay! Its okay! It kicked once, itll kick again!
RACHEL: Yeah, I mean, you know it, I mean, if it were me I, I, you know, I'd want you to, I don't know, like catch me off guard, you know, with like a really good kiss, you know really, sort of um, soft at first, then maybe um brush the hair away from my face, and look far into my eyes in a way that let's me know that something amazing is about to happen.
Rachel: I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
Rachel (as Monica): Hi, this is my friend Rachel.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.
Rachel: Youre a pathetic loser, right?
Rachel: Ohh! (Realises that Ross is in the room.) Hi!
Rachel: Okay. (Writes a little more) I am so hot!
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
Rachel: What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!
Rachel: You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldnt feel bad!
Rachel: What? Shut up! Were winning!
Rachel: Oh, now see thats a fancy but.
Rachel: Okay.
[Scene: The beach house, Rachels bedroom. She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door.]
Rachel: Phoebe, its okay. I like living with Joey.
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
RACHEL: You know, actually it's more like, hi.
Rachel: Oh, hmm.
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
Rachel: Good. Although yknow, he-hes a private guy. Yknow, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
(Its Rachels turn to open the door.)
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Rachel: Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Rachel: Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
Rachel and Monica: Ohh! (both grab there stomachs in pain)
(Rachel comes back carrying a shoe box.)
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh, thats sweet.
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Rachel: No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. (Shows him.) See look, men, carrying the bag.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Fine.
Rachel: Oh yeah, no, whats that?
Rachel: That would be great!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, I'm still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.