words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there. Rachel is reading everyones horoscope.]
Rachel: Okay, Chandler!
Rachel: And your horoscope says, "On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift."
Rachel: Op, but the twelfth brings a lovers spat.
Rachel: Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself.
Rachel: (ecstatic) Oh my God! Its Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!
Rachel: Be-because the last one was such a big seller?
Rachel: Hey!
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) We do?
Rachel: Okay.
(Rachel runs in.)
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
Rachel: Oh! Ross is sooo great!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Rachel: (seeing him) Oh hi!
Rachel: Oh! Well lets look for them. (Finds some under one of the couch cushions. It has a pink, fuzzy ball on the key chain.) Oh-oh-hey! Are these them?
Rachel: All right! (Throws them back under the cushion.)
Rachel: Oh good.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Rachel: Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Rachel: You just dont look old enough to have a twenty-year-old daughter.
Rachel: Oh. We?
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Rachel: (sympathetic) Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?
Rachel: Ohh. (She touches his arm for support and likes what she feels) Ooh!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch.]
Rachel: I was just getting him to like you.
Rachel: Ross, Joey is not here.
Rachel: Ross, its okay. You can come out.
Rachel: Bye!
Rachel: Well, yknow he lost his keys so he was looking for them
Rachel: No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Rachel: WhYou dated my sister!
Rachel: What? Why?!
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
Rachel: Oh its important!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
Rachel: Wow! I definitely did not see that one backfiring! Im gonna go to the bathroom.
(Rachel heads for the bathroom.)
Paul: Ross, look, I know Ive been giving you a lot of jabs and its partly because Im very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, (pause) many stories that Rachel has told me that, well (pause) youre not (pause) all bad.
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Rachel: Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]
Rachel: I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage.
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
Rachel: (returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Rachel: Well where's Amanda?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: Ben yknow when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. Cause I was, I was your daddys girlfriend.
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Rachel: Sorry.
Rachel: Y'know...
Rachel: (laughing) Ohh, that is soo sad.
Rachel: You are soo enjoying this.
Rachel: No! Come on! Dont make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: No!
Rachel: Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy well see you tomorrow night. (listens) Okay bye-bye. (hangs up)
Rachel: (really confused) Okay.
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.
Rachel: (confused) Okay.
Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler looks unimpressed)
Rachel: Throw in the duck too!
Rachel: Were the Cobras!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
(Rachel watches that and slowly backs out to head for home.)
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
Rachel: Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: Oh, making it worse!
Rachel: Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
Ross: Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)
Rachel: Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice.
Rachel: Well, he gets the other one all riled up.
[Scene: Monica, Fun Bobby, and Phoebe sitting in Central Perk Rachel is serving them. She brings a mug to Monica.]
Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?
Rachel: Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. (she playfully rubs his head and gets up)
Rachel: No....
Rachel: Yes! Rent!
Rachel: What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
Rachel: (reading a card) Okay, your band is playing at Arnolds, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joeys boxers!
Phoebe: Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at "who's more over who"! (at which she walks away)
(He bends over to pick them up, right in front of Rachel, who then gets a free peep show.)
Rachel: Any luck?
Rachel: Aw, honey, that's so sweet.
Monica: Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. (Holds up her hand.)
[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
Monica: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.
RACHEL: So don't do it.
Rachel: Thanks!
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Rachel: Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.
Rachel: Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.
Rachel: No?
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Rachel: Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute.
Rachel: Okay, that doesnt help me, because we went to the same high school.
Rachel: You give me back my Walkman!
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
(Rachel is shocked, and holds her arms out in disbelief.)
Rachel: Okay. (They go into the living room.)
Rachel: No, no, thats OK. Y'know, I think I'm gonna give it a go.
Rachel: Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?
Rachel: Honey, you got a little thing on your...(points to her whole face)
RACHEL: Oh c'mon Joey, we care about you.
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Rachel: Why not?
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe youre awful!
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Rachel: Ill get the hat.
Rachel: Well then he gets a divorce, its Ross!
Rachel: No, no, no, you said, "got the keys".
Rachel: I know, I remember that!
Rachel: Because you do.
Rachel: Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City.
Rachel: Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!
Rachel: What?
[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]
Joey: (To Henrietta) My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes! (makes a thumbs up sign)
Rachel: Does it hurt?
Rachel: You shouldnt.
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Rachel: Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?
Rachel: So did you break up with Joanna?
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
Rachel: Yes, and grumpy.
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Ross: Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Rachel: Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! (She doesn't move.)
Rachel: I think you should definitely go out with this guy.
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Chandler: And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back.
Rachel: Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: All right!
Rachel: Is he okay in there?