words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there. Rachel is reading everyones horoscope.]
Rachel: Okay, Chandler!
Rachel: And your horoscope says, "On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift."
Rachel: Op, but the twelfth brings a lovers spat.
Rachel: Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself.
Rachel: (ecstatic) Oh my God! Its Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!
Rachel: Be-because the last one was such a big seller?
Rachel: Hey!
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) We do?
Rachel: Okay.
(Rachel runs in.)
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
Rachel: Oh! Ross is sooo great!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Rachel: (seeing him) Oh hi!
Rachel: Oh! Well lets look for them. (Finds some under one of the couch cushions. It has a pink, fuzzy ball on the key chain.) Oh-oh-hey! Are these them?
Rachel: All right! (Throws them back under the cushion.)
Rachel: Oh good.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Rachel: Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Rachel: You just dont look old enough to have a twenty-year-old daughter.
Rachel: Oh. We?
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Rachel: (sympathetic) Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?
Rachel: Ohh. (She touches his arm for support and likes what she feels) Ooh!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch.]
Rachel: I was just getting him to like you.
Rachel: Ross, Joey is not here.
Rachel: Ross, its okay. You can come out.
Rachel: Bye!
Rachel: Well, yknow he lost his keys so he was looking for them
Rachel: No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Rachel: WhYou dated my sister!
Rachel: What? Why?!
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
Rachel: Oh its important!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
Rachel: Wow! I definitely did not see that one backfiring! Im gonna go to the bathroom.
(Rachel heads for the bathroom.)
Paul: Ross, look, I know Ive been giving you a lot of jabs and its partly because Im very protective of Lizzie, and partly because well, they just keep coming to me. But I have to admit that after all the wonderful things that Lizzie has told me and the many, many, (pause) many stories that Rachel has told me that, well (pause) youre not (pause) all bad.
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Rachel: Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]
Rachel: I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage.
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
Rachel: (returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-whos Barry and Mindy?
Rachel: What-what-what are you gonna do?
Rachel: How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)
Rachel: Or Carol! But theyre funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
Rachel: Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!
Rachel: Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!
Rachel: What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
Rachel: Let me finish.
Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.
Rachel: That really is something; that's really cool.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Rachel: Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.
Rachel: Hey, uh, Joey?
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Do you know something?
Rachel: I might know something too.
Rachel: Good luck, honey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Rachel: AND YOU KNOW!!!
Joey and Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: It's not a baby! It's a cat!
Rachel: Ohhh, yeah, me too.
Rachel: I can't believe you would say that!
Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?
Rachel: Come on Joey!!!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Are they in love?
Rachel: I need some milk.
Rachel: No, the other thing. I really think its great they work things out.
(Rachel and Chandler slide into position.)
Rachel: I think, if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater.
Rachel: What? YetiI mean Danny?
Rachel: (To Monica) Hey!
Rachel: What's up?!
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Rachel: Nothing! You go!
Rachel: (starting to cry) Okay, Im sorry. (Runs out still carrying the pizza box.)
(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch. Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, shes lecturing him, and pushes him inside. He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance.]
Rachel: Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Rachel: Well, Ill be waiting for you, just come up when youre done.
Monica: Joey hes not even thinking about going after Rachel!
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Rachel: There he is!
Big Nosed Rachel: Ugh! I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson. I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs!
Rachel: Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?
Rachel: Thank you. (Gets up) Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, theres no turning back.
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
Rachel: Ross! Janice?!
Ross: Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Well, it's my cat.
Rachel: Oh-ow!
Rachel: Sure! Why?
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Hey! Hi!
Monica: (entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.
Rachel: All right. (She starts to take off her robe) Fine.
Rachel: No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!
Rachel: Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
Rachel: Assistant buyer. Oh! I would be shopping... for a living!
Rachel: (entering) I didnt ask you to do it!
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Rachel: What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?
(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Seriously, I dont Rachels gonna think its a good idea.
Rachel: (grabs Chandler by the shirt) All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this (makes a gesture like a stewardess pointing out exits) right now. But I'm not.
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Joey: Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it youre right where you dont want to be! Back together!
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Rachel: Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
Rachel: And Chandler, youre gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel cant be late.
RACHEL: Ya know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts.]
Rachel: All right, then you owe me $350.
Rachel: What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!
Rachel: Hi sweetie!
Rachel: I mean n-not-not fake at all like most famous people.
Rachel: Why?! Why not?!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: You are the official baby crier stopper!
Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?
(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)
Monica: Rachel, the cute doctors are here.
RACHEL: OK, listen, I'm sorry about last night and I really want to make it up to you.
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Chandler: Hey, is Rachel here?
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Ohh, good.
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.
Monica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.