words in movies
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Shut up!
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Chandler: Hello Rachel.
Rachel: Get off.
Rachel: What are you playing with?
Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there. Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows.]
Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?
Rachel: Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.
Rachel: Could tonight be the Night?
Rachel: So, did you shave your legs?
Rachel: A-ha!
Rachel: No, forget it.
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Rachel: (laughs) You know what?
Rachel: There were times when it wasn't even me.
Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe: Hey, Mon.
Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
Rachel: Ethan called again.
(Monica stares at Rachel)
Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.
Rachel: Where are you going?
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Rachel: True story.
(Rachel, Ross and Ross go to the bathroom)
(Ross, Rachel and Joey come back from the bathroom. They discover that Monica and Ethan aren't finished talking to each other yet.)
Rachel: Let's dry 'em again.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch. Ross puts a blanket over her.]
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
Rachel: Ross?
Rachel: You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just... Wow!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: I don't know where the phone is.
Rachel: Ross?
(Rachel comes out from their apartment with a mirror and a lipstick in her hands)
Rachel: What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.
Rachel: Rossy, Rossy.
(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)
The Teacher: Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here
Rachel: Yes!!!
Rachel: Oh, he sees her!
Rachel: Ohh! Thats so sweet of you! Oh yum! (Takes a bite out of the sandwich and starts to get sick.) Did you put pickles on this?
Rachel: Oh my God.
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Rachel: Oh my God! How?!
Rachel: Heard what?
Rachel: Oh, God. Oh, God. (gets worried) Oh God.
Rachel: Ughh! (Storms out after him)
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Rachel: Hey, honey! Whats the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.) Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!
Phoebe: Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.
ROSS: I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do stand up and shout 'Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!'
Rachel: Oh uh-uh pal! Dont call me mommy! Its bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)
[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.]
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Monica, Rachel, and Joey: Yes!
Rachel: Pheebs, thats great!
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Rachel: Oh yeah!
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Chandler!
Rachel: So, will I like any of these guys?
Rachel: Well, so what does he do?
Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!
(A woman with a steel drum and a guy with a xylophone start playing an instrumental version of "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley. A bridesmaid and a groomsman walk down the isle. Next are Rachel and Ross, who carries Chappy in his arms.)
Rachel: Yeah. (Monica walks away) Nice try! (Rachel puts them in a box.)
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Joey: What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Rachel: (calling from the bathroom) All right, whos turn is it to help me get up!
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Phoebe: (handing Rachel the phone) Fine all right, but Id bet youd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.
Rachel: You dont tell a guy that youre looking for a serious relationship! You dont tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!
Rachel: You idiot!!
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: No.
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Rachel: Oh come on, I already went.
Rachel: Well that sounds fun too. (They hug.)
Rachel: Hey! Thats just poking me in the eye!
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
(Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him.)
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Rachel: Thats easy for you to say, you werent almost just killed.
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!
Rachel: (sighs) If I said I was, would you judge me?
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Chandler, Monica, and Rachel: Great!! Thats great!
Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!
(Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks she's giving her the 'OK' signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesn't believe it.)
Chandler: (to Rachel) Have I got the 50 guys for you!
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Mr Zelner: Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Rachel: Oh, Chandler that is so nice.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Rachel: We need a hat..
(Camera pans to Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe in the kitchen)
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah, you should, really.
Chandler: Ladies, ladies, lets just compromise okay? Phoebe, Rachel take off Monicas bra.
Rachel: Yknow, you should never be allowed to talk to people!
Rachel: No-no, that wasnt me! (To Joshua) Well, we should get started. Let me show you my underwear. (Joshua turns at that) The selection of underwear we carry.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Ross: Its a good thing I didnt do it, because it sounds like it wouldve been a very expensive wedding. (Rachel laughs) Okay, good night
RACHEL: What? Come on, you do what you want to do. Do we always have to do everything together?
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Rachel: I did!! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!
[Scene: later the bridesmaids and ushers are getting ready to start, Ross is looking for Rachel]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches.]
Rachel: Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. (Chandler eyes her and her toes.)
(Monica and Phoebe get up and start celebrating in the kitchen, pouring wine and singing. Rachel, shocked, goes to join them.)
Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Rachel: Well I-I-Im not moving.
Rachel: Noooo.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh, go on! You telling people about me?
Ross: That, that is funny... (to Joey).... and Rachel keeps touching him.
Rachel: Oh, I cant watch this. (turns her eyes away)
Rachel: How did it go?
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?
Rachel: No its not!
Rachel: Op, I like credit cards!
Rachel: Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Rachel: Okay, so anyway Im sittin in my office and guess who walks in.