words in movies
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Shut up!
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Chandler: Hello Rachel.
Rachel: Get off.
Rachel: What are you playing with?
Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there. Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows.]
Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?
Rachel: Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.
Rachel: Could tonight be the Night?
Rachel: So, did you shave your legs?
Rachel: A-ha!
Rachel: No, forget it.
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
Rachel: (laughs) You know what?
Rachel: There were times when it wasn't even me.
Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe: Hey, Mon.
Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
Rachel: Ethan called again.
(Monica stares at Rachel)
Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.
Rachel: Where are you going?
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Rachel: True story.
(Rachel, Ross and Ross go to the bathroom)
(Ross, Rachel and Joey come back from the bathroom. They discover that Monica and Ethan aren't finished talking to each other yet.)
Rachel: Let's dry 'em again.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch. Ross puts a blanket over her.]
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
Rachel: Ross?
Rachel: You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just... Wow!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: I don't know where the phone is.
Rachel: Ross?
(Rachel comes out from their apartment with a mirror and a lipstick in her hands)
Rachel: What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.
Rachel: Rossy, Rossy.
Rachel: (standing up) Ahh... Chandler's on the couch!!
Rachel: I see your fifty cents... and I raise you... five dollars. (throws it in)
Rachel: Okay. (She tilts her head back and squeezes the eyedropper. The only problem is, it's not over her eye.)
Rachel: Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?
RACHEL: Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.
[Scene: Central perk, Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in.]
Friend No. 2: Rachel! Rachel! (stirs Rachel from her dream, shes in her car driving back from the city)
Ross: Dont thank me! If you wanna thank something, thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago, killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization. (Rachel just looks at him.) Heres Warrens number.
Rachel: No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel whos still being retrained, about the different cookie options.]
Rachel: What about you honey, who would be on your list?
Rachel: God! DontWe cant let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and then shes gonna have to take off the gown
Rachel: Wow!
Rachel: You didnt break up with that fireman?
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Rachel: All right, look, heres the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, Ill invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.
(The lights come back on, and Rachel and Paolo are making out. Ross clutches his chest.)
Rachel: Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
RACHEL: Well those are very popular frames.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Rachel: I hope it's okay.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
ROSS: [long pause] She's not Rachel.
Rachel: Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
Rachel: Why?! What is it?
Rachel: Just one drink?!
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
Rachel: Yes!!
Rachel: I know (she touches Emma’s head) but they’re just so beautiful! Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah, looks that way. First ones here! Wooo!!
Rachel: Oh, ah with who?
Rachel: Oh! (laughs) Thats fine.
[Ross approaches Rachel at counter.]
(Joey whispers in Rachels ear to confirm his response.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.]
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
Rachel: (to Phoebe) You said she was bald.
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
(Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.)
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are still talking.]
Rachel: Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much.
Rachel: Oh, yknow what? I cant. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.
Ross: Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!
Rachel: Phoebe! (goes back to the window)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner.]
Rachel: (quietly) Yes.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Monica: (angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldnt move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben.]
Rachel: (threatening Joey with a scrunchy): Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!
Rachel: (she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and theyre-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
RACHEL: Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them.
Rachel: (all excited) Op, op, car! Car!! (sees its Ross) Ugh!!!
Rachel: That is so cool.
Rachel: Does it still hurt?
Rachel: Okay, okay, I checked. We have: Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick, Camomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry, and.. oh, wait, there's one more, um.. Lemon Soother. You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you? (Guy shakes his head) Okay.
Rachel: (on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs up) That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!
Rachel: (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Rachel: Ross gave it to me.
Rachel: You said she was bald!!
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Rachel: Ask me what?
Rachel: Okay, just sweep it.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my....
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Rachel: Oh, come on!
Rachel: (to Ross) Yeah, right. Look at you, youre practically giddy.
Rachel: Just once!
Rachel: Okay, whos next?! (She looks around the room, and stops when she comes to Ross.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: Really?!
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
(Monica starts biting on the eyedropper, spraying the fluid all over. But Rachel keeps turning her head back and forth and Monica keeps missing.)
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Monica: (goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Monica, please?
Rachel: Oh, come on!
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Rachel: Oh, great.
Rachel: (startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?