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Rachel: So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Rachel: Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?
Rachel: Hormones!
Rachel: Nooo!
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Rachel: Well umm
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there.]
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Rachel: Little village people.
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet!
Rachel: Huh. Except, Phoebes not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.
Rachel: Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!
Rachel: Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants shes always wanted!
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch.]
Rachel: Hi! Phoebe. (Both Monica and her try to move out of Phoebes way.)
Rachel: No we
Rachel: hormones, yeah.
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Rachel: It just might be too hard, given the history and all that
Rachel: Well, h-how is this like that?
Rachel: (starting to cry) Im-Im sorry, I just thought that
Phoebe: Alrighty, here come the water works. (Rachel starts crying harder.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea.]
Phoebe: (sips it) Its so good. (Monica and Rachel breath a sigh of relief.) Oh, thanks.
Rachel: Good.
Rachel: What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
Monica: Rachel, get the book! The book!
Rachel: Okay! (Runs and grabs a book and hands it to Monica.) Okay! Here!
Rachel: I dont know!
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
Rachel: Well, isnt that a good thing? You said you were sick of this.
Rachel: No, really. Really, Pheebs, youre not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when theyre bad, yknow, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just wont calm down. Yknow?
Rachel: And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Rachel: Oh!
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh-oh! Okay, shes kicking!
Rachel: Oh, its so sad they never had a chance to meet.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, whats he like?!
Rachel: Oh, I was just gonna ask!
Rachel: Oh sure. Older?
Rachel: Of course, of course.
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
CHANDLER and JOEY: Woah, hey, yo. [Rachel and Ross move]
Phoebe: Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!
Rachel: (going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.
Rachel: I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in.
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Rachel: Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.
Rachel: But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.
Rachel: Ross, we actually watched the documentary together.
Rachel: Joey? Whats up?
Rachel: Okay whats up?
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: So you were saying?
Rachel: (stunned) What?
Rachel: What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Rachel: Joey.
Rachel: Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.
Rachel: Im so sorry.
Rachel: Yeah, that was a real good one.
Rachel: Oh Joey honey I dont I dont want to lose
Rachel: Can I? (Hug him.)
Rachel: Hey!
Monica: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: Is Joey here?
Rachel: Joey? Are you in there?
Rachel: So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?
Rachel: Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Rachel: Because I lose her stuff!
Rachel: Ah.
(She holds the phone out and starts taunting Phoebe. Phoebe calming knocks the phone out of Rachels hand and catches it.)
Rachel: (thinking) Hmm maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Oh yeah. That makes sense.
Rachel: Ooh, I can do that.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Can you believe that?!
Rachel: Yeah, and umm my baby.
Rachel: Oh my God youre amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Rachel: Thats what I told him!
Rachel: Ohh! Yeah! (Pause) Yeah that-that wouldve been a much simpler problem.
Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
[Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.]
Rachel: No-no Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph (She starts laughing.)
CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (worried) What?
Ross: Yknow what? Yknow what? Rachel, just-just drop it.
Rachel: Oh God.
Rachel: Morning. You wanted to see me?
Rachel: Okay look Mr. Zelner
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
Rachel: Yeah. (Motions for him to continue.)
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?
Rachel: Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two oclock position.
Rachel: Yeah I know! I miss that.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!
(Ross, Joey, and Rachel enter)
[Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]
Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
RACHEL: Oh my God.� I can't believe you live in that building.� My grandmother lives in that building.� Ida Green?� No sense of personal space?� Kind of smells like chicken?� Looks like a potato.
Rachel: I, uh, think you already are.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah I like him a lot.
(They all cheer and Rachel, Ross and Phoebe join in for a group hug. Joey also joins, but he stands back a bit, because he is all sticky of the food on him)
Rachel: Thank you were so excited
Rachel: Hmmm .
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Rachel: Yeah, otherwise Im not going.
Ross and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.
Man: Rachel!
Rachel: Oh
Rachel: Open it! Open it! Open it!
Rachel: Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic.
(Cut to Rachel and Ross)
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Rachel: Shhh! I want to hear the rest!
Rachel: Oh yeah. Thats a great story.
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Amy: Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. <to Ross and Rachel> Can I take this upstairs?
(Rachel rips off another one, revealing another hole. Rachel then moves onto a third one, but this one doesnt have a hole underneath it.)