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Rachel: So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Rachel: Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?
Rachel: Hormones!
Rachel: Nooo!
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Rachel: Well umm
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there.]
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! (She shows Rachel what she bought. She bought a little leather jacket and a little cowboy outfit for the babies.) Can you believe they make these for little people?
Rachel: Little village people.
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet!
Rachel: Huh. Except, Phoebes not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.
Rachel: Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!
Rachel: Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants shes always wanted!
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch.]
Rachel: Hi! Phoebe. (Both Monica and her try to move out of Phoebes way.)
Rachel: No we
Rachel: hormones, yeah.
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Rachel: It just might be too hard, given the history and all that
Rachel: Well, h-how is this like that?
Rachel: (starting to cry) Im-Im sorry, I just thought that
Phoebe: Alrighty, here come the water works. (Rachel starts crying harder.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea.]
Phoebe: (sips it) Its so good. (Monica and Rachel breath a sigh of relief.) Oh, thanks.
Rachel: Good.
Rachel: What?! She made the tea! (Points to Monica.)
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: Okay. Its okay. Were gonna be okay. Yknow what? Its okay. Im gonna, Im gonna, Im gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
Monica: Rachel, get the book! The book!
Rachel: Okay! (Runs and grabs a book and hands it to Monica.) Okay! Here!
Rachel: I dont know!
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
Rachel: Well, isnt that a good thing? You said you were sick of this.
Rachel: No, really. Really, Pheebs, youre not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when theyre bad, yknow, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just wont calm down. Yknow?
Rachel: And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!
Rachel: And yknow what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Rachel: Oh!
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh, go on! You telling people about me?
Ross: That, that is funny... (to Joey).... and Rachel keeps touching him.
Rachel: Oh, I cant watch this. (turns her eyes away)
Rachel: How did it go?
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?
Rachel: No its not!
Rachel: Op, I like credit cards!
Rachel: Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Rachel: Okay, so anyway Im sittin in my office and guess who walks in.
(Rachel enters)
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
Rachel: Im an assistant buyer!!
(Phoebe snaps the ball to Monica, who pitches back to Rachel.)
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, "Nice try."
Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there?
Rachel: Yeah!
(Rachel, Ross and Ross go to the bathroom)
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh, Im so sorry.
Rachel: Well, I didn't know what else to do!
Rachel: Well, at least thats a great suit.
Rachel: (ignoring him) Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that hes so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Rachel: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.
Rachel: You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You dont tell the guy that!
Phoebe: Rachel has a new doll.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Rachel: I just- I dont think us getting back together is a good idea.
Rachel: Yeah, thats true.
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
Rachel: Wh Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldnt stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin together?
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: No. Have you?
Rachel: I dont even know how I would go about it.
Rachel: Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
Rachel: Really?! You think that will work?
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Rachel: Well, Im also sending out.... good thoughts.
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Rachel: Great.
Rachel: Sure.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh, I blew it. I wouldnt of even hired me.
Rachel: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah! Okay, here you go. (rolls her back to Rachel)
Rachel: Hmm-mmm.
Rachel: Oh well, you dont want to do that now?!
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Rachel: Wow! Monica!
Rachel: Really?
(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)
Rachel: But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Rachel: No! Nothing!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh. Oh, right.
Rachel: Yeah! That would be great!
Rachel: Oh yay!
Rachel: (shocked) Well, I-I guessI
Rachel: Hi-e!!
Rachel: Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Hey, Monica!
Rachel: No! Help me!
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Oh-oh, sorry, its this way, its this way. (Motions to the correct way.)
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?
Rachel: Ugh!
Rachel: So .
Rachel: Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Oh well, no I
Rachel: Ohhhh, come on!!!
Rachel: Ohh, youve waited soo long.
Rachel: Ill get her.
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake hes made with a woman.]
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Rachel: Honey, thats youre name.
Rachel: Oh, yknow, would you just for once, not remember every little thing!! (Storms out.)
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were savin that for the Pope!
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)