words in movies
[Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.]
Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.
(Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.)
Rachel: What, it's ok when Chandler does it?
Chandler: (to Rachel) You see what I mean.
(They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.)
Rachel: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips.
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Rachel: Oh, that's funny!
(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Rachel: Yeah, why?
[Scene: Carol's room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.]
Rachel: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?
Rachel: Ok?
Rachel: (to Dr. Franzblau) Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating.
Dr. Franzblau: It really was. There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel. (Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her back down) There you go, dear.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]
Rachel: (anxiously) No, no, not at the moment, no, I'm not. Are you?
Rachel: Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors.
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: I'm a waitress.
Rachel: (getting the point) Yeah. Gotcha.
Rachel: Ok. That's fine. (takes her earrings out)
Rachel: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Rachel: Oh, I know. Look at him.
Rachel: You guys wanna get some coffee?
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
Rachel: You remember when we got these?
Rachel: I have one.
Rachel: Yeah, right, he almost danced me right down that garbage chute. (Starts to cry)
All: Good luck! Go get 'em! (Rachel exits.)
Rachel: Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video. The italics are portions of the prom video.]
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Rachel: Ooh, your brother. Score!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on.]
Rachel: It won't come off!
Rachel: Im unpacking!
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Rachel: Well its mine too! What else you got?!
Rachel: Great! Monicas moving!
Rachel: Okay, I do.
Rachel: Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporters machine!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel.]
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Rachel: Well, Phoebe thats fine because Im not moving.
Joey: Who cares? You're Rachel! (To Chandler) Who's Kip?
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.
Rachel: Hi. (She hugs Joey.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, good start Mon.
Rachel: All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know it's stupid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
(Both Rachel and Ross stare at her for a moment.)
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Bye Mon.
Rachel: Bye house!
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hi...
Rachel: Rachel...
Rachel: Phoebes...
Rachel: leave...
Rachel: Rachel
Rachel: Phoebes
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Everybody
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: OK!
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Rachel: Yeah and there's really cute guys there.
Rachel: Now wait a minute. You just took all the words!
Rachel: (To Emma) Hey! Hi, how's my girl?
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is deciding on whether or not to go to the wedding.]
Rachel: Okay. (Runs off.)
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Rachel: Oh! I used to do that too!
Rachel: Ankle.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
(They both hug, and Rachel, who was in the back of the plane, sees this and smiles.)
[Joey is looking at Rachel, smiling, and gesturing his head towards Ross.]
Rachel: Okay, now make it even, cause we dont...
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
Rachel: No, wait Phoebe.
Rachel: What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there (points) and pretend youre a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!
Rachel: All right, lets do it.
Rachel: Umm, well lets see Monica and Chandler are occupied.
RACHEL: Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.
Rachel: Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Rachel: Maybe its not as bad as I think. Yknow, maybe they didnt take it the way I meant it.
Rachel: Well, we have gotta find out if hes alive.
Rachel: Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Joey: All right, thats it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Yes, but still. They're people with eyes.
Rachel: Because they're people.
Rachel: Well, I-I should've told you the truth.
Rachel: Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Joey: (entering) Rachels having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks at him.) Which is of no interest to me, Im a neurologist.
Rachel: (Runs into Phoebe.) Hey!
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Monica: (upon seeing Rachel she points) Oh.
Rachel: No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hey.
Phoebe: Rachel?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.
Rachel: Sure.
Rachel: Wh-what do you mean?
Rachel: Oh my God. Did you talk to him?
Rachel: Phoebe
Rachel: This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And...(opens it)...it's a book!
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Rachel: What? What!?! You kissed him?
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.