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Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think its The One With Fake Monica.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
Rachel: No yknow, I dont want to switch! Come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
Rachel: No-no Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph (She starts laughing.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the brides maid test.]
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
Rachel: Okay. NowWhat is my first line?
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel whos working there.]
Rachel: Yay!
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
Rachel: Im sorry
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Rachel: Oh... you're so sexy!
Rachel: I did not know you spoke French.
Ross: You guys know where Rachel is?
Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya.
Rachel: Ross...
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Rachel: Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Rachel: Ok. If you really need to.
Rachel: Oh, I really could.
Rachel: Can somebody please go in?
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!
(They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and pulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock. Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts beating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe.)
Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Rachel (leaving): Ok.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh good.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Ross: Sorry. (Rachel sits on her bed). You ok?
Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ok, maybe you're right.
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Rachel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?
Rachel: Wow. Ok.
Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?
Rachel: Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Rachel: Oh, d'you like it?
Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)
Rachel: Oh, you bought me a present! Why?
Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)
Rachel: Why didn�t I get that message?
Rachel: (coldly) Yep.
Rachel: Oh stop that!
Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)
Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
Rachel: What?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds.]
Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here?
Rachel: Geez Ross, you could have showered.
Will: I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land. (Does a fake hair flip.)
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
Rachel: Oh, good.
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Rachel: (after a pause) Not even one more time?
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
Rachel: ...Ross?
Rachel: No matter how much we want it.
Rachel: ...It's kinda hard though!
Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set.]
Rachel: (while entering) Hi you guys.
Rachel: Congratulations!
Rachel: Ooh! (they hug)
Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into "
Rachel: Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasnt on the list. A whore.
[Scene: A restaurant. Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Sssshhhh!
Rachel: Yes, hi!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
Mr Zellner: Rachel?
Rachel: Hi... I'm on a date...
Rachel: That's what we decided.
Rachel: What? I-I don't.
(Rachel now silently whispers "That's my boss".)
Rachel: Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?
Rachel: Oh! It's not good.
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
(Rachel enters, looking depressed)
Rachel: (looking at the check) Unbelievable!
Rachel: Oh!
All (except Rachel): Ross!
[A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.]
Rachel: Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag.]
Rachel: (to Ross) Could you please get her attention?
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel.)
[Scene: Outside Ralph Lauren building. Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa. Phoebe is still massaging Rachel]
Rachel: (annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?
Rachel: Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)
Mark: Rachel?
Rachel: I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Great! I'll call ya!
Rachel: (very excited) Oh my God!
Rachel: Ugh.
Rachel: Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?
Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
[The next one is from Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High, Rachel is describing her desert to Joey and Ross.]
Rachel: (entering) Hi you guys!