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Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think its The One With Fake Monica.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
Rachel: No yknow, I dont want to switch! Come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
Rachel: No-no Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph (She starts laughing.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the brides maid test.]
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
Rachel: Okay. NowWhat is my first line?
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel whos working there.]
Rachel: Yay!
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
Rachel: Im sorry
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-whos Barry and Mindy?
Rachel: What-what-what are you gonna do?
Rachel: How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)
Rachel: Or Carol! But theyre funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
Rachel: Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!
Rachel: Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!
Rachel: What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
Rachel: Let me finish.
Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.
Rachel: That really is something; that's really cool.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Rachel: Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.
Rachel: Hey, uh, Joey?
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Do you know something?
Rachel: I might know something too.
Rachel: Good luck, honey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Rachel: AND YOU KNOW!!!
Joey and Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: It's not a baby! It's a cat!
Rachel: Ohhh, yeah, me too.
Rachel: I can't believe you would say that!
Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?
Rachel: Come on Joey!!!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Are they in love?
Rachel: I need some milk.
Rachel: No, the other thing. I really think its great they work things out.
(Rachel and Chandler slide into position.)
Rachel: I think, if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater.
Rachel: What? YetiI mean Danny?
Rachel: (To Monica) Hey!
Rachel: What's up?!
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Rachel: Nothing! You go!
Rachel: (starting to cry) Okay, Im sorry. (Runs out still carrying the pizza box.)
(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch. Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, shes lecturing him, and pushes him inside. He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance.]
Rachel: Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and
Rachel: Well, Ill be waiting for you, just come up when youre done.
Monica: Joey hes not even thinking about going after Rachel!
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Rachel: There he is!
Big Nosed Rachel: Ugh! I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson. I am never going out with him again. I don't care how much he begs!
Rachel: Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?
Rachel: Thank you. (Gets up) Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, theres no turning back.
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
Rachel: Ross! Janice?!
Ross: Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Well, it's my cat.
Rachel: Oh-ow!
Rachel: Sure! Why?
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Hey! Hi!
Monica: (entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.
Rachel: All right. (She starts to take off her robe) Fine.
Rachel: No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!
Rachel: Ohhh! That is soo sweet! (gets up to get herself a cup of coffee)
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
Rachel: Assistant buyer. Oh! I would be shopping... for a living!
Rachel: (entering) I didnt ask you to do it!
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Rachel: What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?
(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Seriously, I dont Rachels gonna think its a good idea.
Rachel: (grabs Chandler by the shirt) All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this (makes a gesture like a stewardess pointing out exits) right now. But I'm not.
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Joey: Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it youre right where you dont want to be! Back together!
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Rachel: Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
Rachel: And Chandler, youre gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel cant be late.
RACHEL: Ya know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts.]
Rachel: All right, then you owe me $350.
Rachel: What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!
Rachel: Hi sweetie!
Rachel: I mean n-not-not fake at all like most famous people.
Rachel: Why?! Why not?!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: You are the official baby crier stopper!
Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?
(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)
Monica: Rachel, the cute doctors are here.
RACHEL: OK, listen, I'm sorry about last night and I really want to make it up to you.
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Chandler: Hey, is Rachel here?
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Ohh, good.
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.
Monica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.