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Chandler: Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Rachel: That is so cool.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Ohh, big, fat bummerrr.
(Rachel turns and gives him a look, and Joey quickly apologises.)
Rachel: (approaching) Hey!
Rachel: Ross gave it to me.
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
[Scene: At the Beach, its raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives. Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachels hat.]
Rachel: Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
[Scene: The beach house, its still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monicas nails, and theyre all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]
Rachel: (to Monica) Allll done!
Rachel: Okay, whos next?! (She looks around the room, and stops when she comes to Ross.)
Ross: No-o-o! (Rachel gives him a Please? look.) No way!
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Rachel: Yes! (she starts creeping up on him)
Rachel: Just once!
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Rachel: Oh, come on!
(Ross dives over the couch, Rachel goes the other way, and lands up top of him.)
(They get into a wrestling match, that ends with Ross making Rachel paint her forehead with the nail polish. They both end up lying next to each other, stop, and look at each other for a moment.)
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: (reading a card) Okay, your band is playing at Arnolds, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joeys boxers!
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Rachel: Im just making margaritas.
Monica: I think Ill help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh, come on!
Rachel: Monica, please?
Rachel: (pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Rachel: (entering) Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Rachel: Oh, great.
Rachel: Im going for a walk.
[Scene: The porch, Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading.]
Rachel: Oh, ah nothin. I just felt like hangin out here and reading.
Rachel: Ohhhh, sorry I missed that.
Rachel: Ohh-ha-ha!
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Rachel: Ohh!
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Rachel: Yeah!
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Rachel: Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
Rachel: Aww Pheebs, that sucks!
Ross: Wh-haa-haa! Look what cha did! (Rachel has her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.)
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Come on see, she doesnt look that bad.
Rachel: I dont know.
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Rachel: Noo.
Rachel: Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Rachel: I just, I feel, I-I just...
Rachel: I feel...
(Rachel and Ross both stop kissing, and quickly step back from each other.)
Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) Im going upstairs.
(Rachel walks inside, stops, and turns back to look at Ross for a moment then goes upstairs.)
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]
Ross: Thats not true! Her, she doesnt even know what she wants! Rachels still mad about the whole thing.
Ross: Hey, itll grow back, right? And she-shes really fun, and shes cool, and-and Im finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so (makes an incoherent nasal sound), y'know? Y'know, and Im finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesnt work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Phoebe and Rachel: (simultaneously) Who is it?
Rachel: Oh honey he doesnt need my help.
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Monica: Rachel?!
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Rachel: No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Ross: To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?
Rachel: (pause) Would you like some pancakes?
Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters.]
(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters.)
Rachel: I'm all better now.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if youre in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
Rachel: Nope. We took her to lunch.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are sitting ignoring each other. Rachel walks up with two pieces of cake.]
Rachel: Ohh, well you got em.
Rachel: Phoebe, you're on.
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Joey: I like to see the previews. (Rachel looks at him.) The candy.
[Scene: Central Perk, the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters.]
Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?
(Seeing Rachels apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on their pending nuptials.)
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
Rachel: Wh(Turns and looks at the gang whos staring)Why dont I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.)
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Rachel: Oh my god, I left the water running.
Joanna: Rachel, I need the Versachi invoice. (to Chandler) Hello! You dont work for me.
Rachel: Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel! (She grabs it and starts rubbing it on her cheek.) Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him.
Rachel: Hello, Paul.
Rachel: (entering) Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.
Rachel: Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh theres something every mother needs, a giant stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment! What are people think (Reads the card) Oh you guys I love it.
Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?
[Scene, The Park, Rachel is running and Phoebe is hiding behind a tree.]
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: No way. No way did you do this.
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Rachel: Aw, its unbelievable! Wow! She is kicking so much! Oh, shes like umm oh whos that kind of annoying girl soccer player?
Rachel: Guess what?
Rachel: Thank you.
Phoebe: So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Rachel: Uh, credit card.
Rachel: Um... my... father.
Rachel: I don't think so.
Rachel/actress: It's over! You have to accept that.
[Scene: A lobby, Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview.]
Rachel (feeling awkward): So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: I did.
Rachel: Sorry-
Rachel: Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?
Rachel: I knew.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe...
Rachel: Goodnight.
Rachel: Yes, Ive done my studying and I really know my stuff.
Ross: This is crazy! I mean, yes-yes Rachel is my good friend and I-I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?
Rachel: I'm just serving it.
Rachel: Umm, well lets see uh, this one is Tom Brokaw.
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Chandler: Okay, okay-okay, ah, Chloe works with that guy Issac. Issacs sister is Jasmine. And Jasmine works at that message place with Phoebe. And Phoebes friends with Rachel. And thats the trail, I did it!
Rachel: Okay, well that�s now the third sign that I should not leave Emma.
Rachel: Ok... (and passes the spider to Ross who holds it in between his hands)
Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again.]
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
Rachel: Oh, I am sorry...
Rachel: Well yeah, but I mean, it was good scared though, you know? Like when I-moved-to-New-York scared. Or uhm, when I-found-out-I-was-gonna-have-Emma scared... But this is... fine. This is gonna be good. (they both stare around)
Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)
(After hes left, Rachel stops laughing and glares at Joey again.)
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
Ross: (pause) I am a doctor! Yknow what? Im just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.
Rachel: Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
Rachel: Ahhh, I think you look great! That bag is gonna get you that part.
Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)
Rachel: A-alright! I can do this.
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)
Rachel: You're twins?
Rachel: Oh.. a little..
Rachel: A lot.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
Rachel: Yeah and Im a horrible, horrible person.
Rachel: I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!
Rachel: The lights, please..
Rachel: Barry?
Rachel: (hesitates) Are you sure?
Ross: No, Rachel got pulled over for speeding. She forgot her licence so now I have to bring it to her.
Rachel: I dumped him.
Rachel: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?
Rachel: Okay..
Rachel: Wow.