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Chandler: Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Rachel: That is so cool.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Ohh, big, fat bummerrr.
(Rachel turns and gives him a look, and Joey quickly apologises.)
Rachel: (approaching) Hey!
Rachel: Ross gave it to me.
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
[Scene: At the Beach, its raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives. Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachels hat.]
Rachel: Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
[Scene: The beach house, its still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monicas nails, and theyre all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]
Rachel: (to Monica) Allll done!
Rachel: Okay, whos next?! (She looks around the room, and stops when she comes to Ross.)
Ross: No-o-o! (Rachel gives him a Please? look.) No way!
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Rachel: Yes! (she starts creeping up on him)
Rachel: Just once!
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Rachel: Oh, come on!
(Ross dives over the couch, Rachel goes the other way, and lands up top of him.)
(They get into a wrestling match, that ends with Ross making Rachel paint her forehead with the nail polish. They both end up lying next to each other, stop, and look at each other for a moment.)
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: (reading a card) Okay, your band is playing at Arnolds, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joeys boxers!
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Rachel: Im just making margaritas.
Monica: I think Ill help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh, come on!
Rachel: Monica, please?
Rachel: (pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Rachel: (entering) Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Rachel: Oh, great.
Rachel: Im going for a walk.
[Scene: The porch, Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading.]
Rachel: Oh, ah nothin. I just felt like hangin out here and reading.
Rachel: Ohhhh, sorry I missed that.
Rachel: Ohh-ha-ha!
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Rachel: Ohh!
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Rachel: Yeah!
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Rachel: Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
Rachel: Aww Pheebs, that sucks!
Ross: Wh-haa-haa! Look what cha did! (Rachel has her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.)
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Come on see, she doesnt look that bad.
Rachel: I dont know.
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Rachel: Noo.
Rachel: Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Rachel: I just, I feel, I-I just...
Rachel: I feel...
(Rachel and Ross both stop kissing, and quickly step back from each other.)
Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) Im going upstairs.
(Rachel walks inside, stops, and turns back to look at Ross for a moment then goes upstairs.)
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]
Ross: Thats not true! Her, she doesnt even know what she wants! Rachels still mad about the whole thing.
Ross: Hey, itll grow back, right? And she-shes really fun, and shes cool, and-and Im finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so (makes an incoherent nasal sound), y'know? Y'know, and Im finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesnt work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh, go on! You telling people about me?
Ross: That, that is funny... (to Joey).... and Rachel keeps touching him.
Rachel: Oh, I cant watch this. (turns her eyes away)
Rachel: How did it go?
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?
Rachel: No its not!
Rachel: Op, I like credit cards!
Rachel: Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Rachel: Okay, so anyway Im sittin in my office and guess who walks in.
(Rachel enters)
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
Rachel: Im an assistant buyer!!
(Phoebe snaps the ball to Monica, who pitches back to Rachel.)
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, "Nice try."
Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there?
Rachel: Yeah!
(Rachel, Ross and Ross go to the bathroom)
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh, Im so sorry.
Rachel: Well, I didn't know what else to do!
Rachel: Well, at least thats a great suit.
Rachel: (ignoring him) Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that hes so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Rachel: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.
Rachel: You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You dont tell the guy that!
Phoebe: Rachel has a new doll.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Rachel: I just- I dont think us getting back together is a good idea.
Rachel: Yeah, thats true.
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
Rachel: Wh Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldnt stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin together?
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: No. Have you?
Rachel: I dont even know how I would go about it.
Rachel: Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
Rachel: Really?! You think that will work?
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Rachel: Well, Im also sending out.... good thoughts.
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Rachel: Great.
Rachel: Sure.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh, I blew it. I wouldnt of even hired me.
Rachel: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah! Okay, here you go. (rolls her back to Rachel)
Rachel: Hmm-mmm.
Rachel: Oh well, you dont want to do that now?!
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Rachel: Wow! Monica!
Rachel: Really?
(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)
Rachel: But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Rachel: No! Nothing!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh. Oh, right.
Rachel: Yeah! That would be great!
Rachel: Oh yay!
Rachel: (shocked) Well, I-I guessI
Rachel: Hi-e!!
Rachel: Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Hey, Monica!
Rachel: No! Help me!
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Oh-oh, sorry, its this way, its this way. (Motions to the correct way.)
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?
Rachel: Ugh!
Rachel: So .
Rachel: Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Oh well, no I
Rachel: Ohhhh, come on!!!
Rachel: Ohh, youve waited soo long.
Rachel: Ill get her.
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake hes made with a woman.]
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Rachel: Honey, thats youre name.
Rachel: Oh, yknow, would you just for once, not remember every little thing!! (Storms out.)
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were savin that for the Pope!
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Rachel: I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart.