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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Rachel: My boss, Joanna? Wow, that mustve been awkward.
Rachel: (laughs) You ah, you didnt say Yes to that did you?
Joanna: (Coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel) Hello, Rachel. (She goes into Chandlers bedroom)
Rachel: What is she doing here?
Rachel: I dont understand! Last time you went out with her you said she was a big, dull dud.
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
Rachel: Chandler!! (He turns around quickly) Promise me, you will end it.
Rachel: Thank you.
Joey: Yeah-eh-eah! (Rachel glares at him) Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: Oh yeah, I totally agree.
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Rachel: Thats weird, she locked the door.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
(Rachel unlocks and opens the door to reveal a half-naked Chandler handcuffed to the chair. They both gasp and Chandler stares at them in shock and surprise.)
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Rachel: (answering it) (angrily) What?!
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
(Rachel goes into talk to Chandler.)
Rachel: You promised you would break up with her!
Rachel: And the fact that you were jeopardising my career never entered your mind?!
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Rachel: Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
Rachel: You give me back my Walkman!
Rachel: Well, then I lost it. You buy me one!
Chandler: You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)
Rachel: Does it hurt?
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
Rachel: When she sees that youre gone, shes gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and Im gonna get fired!
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
(He starts to put his pants on, but Rachel manages to drag him to the chair. When they get to the chair, Chandler drops his pants and knocks the chair away. Rachel then backs him up and locks him to the top drawer of a filing cabinet.)
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
Chandler: It still wouldnt be clean. (Rachel makes an Eww, disgusting! face) All I want is my freedom.
Rachel: Foot rubs for a month!
Rachel: Ill take all of your photos and put them into photo albums!
Rachel: Sophie sit!!
Rachel: No! God, would you just calm down!
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
Rachel: I ah Oh! Ill squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning!
Rachel: (happily) Yeah!!
Rachel: Doh!! (pause) Ive got it!
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
Rachel: I can make you a legend. I can make you this generations Milton Berle.
Rachel: Ohh, not compared to you. (Chandler nods in agreement)
Joey, Rachel, and Ross: Hey!
Chandler: (to Rachel) I love you. (Kisses her on the forehead)
(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]
Rachel: So did you break up with Joanna?
Rachel: What?!
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
Rachel: Its me! Good morning!
Joanna: Rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Rachel: Oh, yeah! Yeah!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Okay. Well be careful with her, shes really tiny.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Rachel: What? What?!
Rachel: Oh!!
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Rachel: No, you wait! This is ridiculous!
Chandler: Rachel, wait, wait.
Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Rachel: Rome. Jerk missed his flight.
Rachel: No.
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Rachel: Shut up!
Joey: Yeah! All rightLook, I know sometimes itll be hard, okay? But, itll also be really really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.
(Cut to later. Rachel is in tears)
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
Rachel: Thats right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. (She sits down in the chair.)
Rachel: Ohh were not sailing.
Rachel: Phoebe you cant have both of them! You have to pick one!
Rachel: Hi, I'm Rachel.
Rachel: Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.
Rachel: Chandler Bing? It's time to see your thing.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Rachel: I thought it was Chandler!
Monica: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
(Rachel goes up to the door of their bathroom)
Rachel: We're sorry.
RACHEL: That's not the end.
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so I could see your thing!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new (On Rachels glare) old sheet?
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window.]
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: Wow.
Rachel: Kinda hurtin my hand though.
Rachel: Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight.
Rachel: Oh, God, he's such a pig,
Rachel: What happened?
RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. This is our first date.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is on the phone.]
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Rachel: Do what, do what?
Rachel: Alright, c'mon! (Miserably) Let's play Twister!
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good.
RACHEL: I can't believe this is happening.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
Rachel: (On the phone) Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchian monkey with a white face... (Enter Ross) ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Rachel: Or?
Rachel: Tommyyyy! Say, whats your favourite thing about summer?
Rachel: Yeah. Just to be sure I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.
(Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.)
Rachel: "Indeed there isn't"... I should really get back to work.
Rachel: This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!
Rachel: Thats your whole name, okay of course it is! Okay, well lets-lets just have a look-see here. (Looking at his resume)
Rachel: Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried...
Rachel: Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?
Rachel: (to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
Rachel: Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long.
Rachel: Burning's good. Yeah, I got stuff to burn.
Rachel: Okay, let me just change.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. She walks around him to the other side)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma.]
Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Rachel: Oh, my god.
Rachel: So, um, will you bring the truck?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Get off.
Chandler: Hello Rachel.
Rachel: ... the WENUS?
(She goes to look out the window at Rosss apartment and sees Jill staring at her and closing the drapes with an evil look on her face. Rachel is stunned into silence.)
Rachel: I don't!
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
Rachel: The meeting with the guy went great?
Rachel: What are you going to make?
Rachel: Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!
Rachel: I know! It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisoning habit!
Rachel: My God! What happened to you?
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get my ticket!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on.]
Rachel: (hurt) Waitressing?
Rachel: But, but?
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]
(Rachel gets up and ushers them into the hall, as they pass Joshua, he leaps onto the counter to avoid them. Rachel drops them off in the hall, and knocks on Joeys door.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing up and Ross comes in. Get your Kleenex.]
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr. Long is checking on Rachel.]
Rachel: Who was that?
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Done.