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[Scene: The Hospital, Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow.]
Rachel: I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!
(Both Rachel and Ross stare at her for a moment.)
Rachel: You-you're not wearing a jacket.
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Rachel: (entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Rachel: They're male nurses.
Rachel: Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some Jell-O with them.
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Ross: Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news!
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
Rachel: Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!
Rachel: Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane.
Rachel: Me?!
Rachel: No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Frank are there.]
Phoebe: (To Rachel) So did you ask him?
Rachel: No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet.
Rachel: Y'know who I always liked? Mork.
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Rachel: Hi!
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
[Scene: The waiting room, Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches.]
Frank: Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye! (To Rachel) Hi!
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh, honey, dont worry. She's gonna make it on time.
Rachel: Yeah. So Frank, three babies. Whew, that just seems like a lot, huh?
Rachel: Yeah, fair enough.
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]
Rachel: (entering) Hi. (To Phoebe) Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls.
Rachel: Yeah, umm, no honey.
Rachel: So does it really hurt as bad as they say?
Rachel: Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.
(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion.)
Rachel: What!?
Rachel: To be nice.
Rachel: Uh-huh!
Rachel: I know!
Rachel: (entering, to Ross) The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Rachel: Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?
Rachel: Y'know, it was, uh.. it was actually really great. He took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room, and I had that chicken, where y'know you poke it and all the butter squirts out...
[Rachel hits some tom-toms and ends up on the 'crash'-cymbal, which is in fact a ride-cymbal, but whatever...]
Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming with me.
Rachel: Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?
RACHEL: Hi. Well hey, you don't - you don't think they're kind of cool?
Rachel: I mean thats unbelievable.
Rachel: Thats all right.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?
Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
Rachel: So, how are you?
Rachel: Music. Very nice.
Rachel: Oh yeah, whats it about?
PHOEBE: Ok Rachel, make a special flan wish.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Rachel: Well maybe hes just taking a nap.
Rachel: Yeah, and you dont mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.
Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Rachel: I'm going commando, too.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese.]
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Me too!
Rachel: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: Oh, I did!
Mark: Rachel?
Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try.
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Rachel: (to Ross) Tell him.
Rachel: Honey, Im sorry.
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Rachel: Oh.
(Rachel comes out of the apartment holding a pot. Joey holds in anticipation and Rachel opens it)
[Rachel enters with laundry and starts folding]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Ross: Of Ross and Rachel.
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Rachel: Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?
Rachel: Hi honey!
Rachel: Ow! Ross!!
Rachel: (looks interested) Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leaned in. I really almost did!
Rachel: I cannot push it in!
RACHEL: Oh well, well thank you.� (She laughs.� He stares for a moment.)� Okay, stop.� Stop looking at me like that.� The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened.� (points to Emma.)
Rachel: I didn't know there were docks.
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Rachel: That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock
Ross: Wow. Im sorry, when I was a kid I lost a bike to that. (Rachel giggles at that)
Rachel: Yeah, cause thats why you wont get Isabella Rosselini, geography.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!!
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Rachel: You're hurt!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?
Rachel: I'm not mad.
RACHEL: Hi, hi can I help you?
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?!
Rachel: Hello.
Rachel: Now, you do realize that shes a cartoon, and way out of your league?
Rachel: Where ya going?
Rachel: Ohh, with who?
Rachel: Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.
JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Rachel: There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!
Rachel: Sure, is she married?
Rachel: Oh Daddy, no he didnt mean anything by that, he really didnt.
Rachel: Oh, everything's pink.
Rachel: Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: When did this happen?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachels sisters cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)
Rachel: (entering) Hey.
Rachel: I dont know! Maybe they have tools.
Joey: OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Rachel: All right.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah.
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
Ross: (to Rachel) Okay, thats it, I cant take it anymore.