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[Scene: The Hospital, Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow.]
Rachel: I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!
(Both Rachel and Ross stare at her for a moment.)
Rachel: You-you're not wearing a jacket.
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Rachel: (entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Rachel: They're male nurses.
Rachel: Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some Jell-O with them.
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Ross: Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news!
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!
Rachel: Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!
Rachel: Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane.
Rachel: Me?!
Rachel: No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Frank are there.]
Phoebe: (To Rachel) So did you ask him?
Rachel: No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet.
Rachel: Y'know who I always liked? Mork.
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Rachel: Hi!
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
[Scene: The waiting room, Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches.]
Frank: Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye! (To Rachel) Hi!
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh, honey, dont worry. She's gonna make it on time.
Rachel: Yeah. So Frank, three babies. Whew, that just seems like a lot, huh?
Rachel: Yeah, fair enough.
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]
Rachel: (entering) Hi. (To Phoebe) Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls.
Rachel: Yeah, umm, no honey.
Rachel: So does it really hurt as bad as they say?
Rachel: Well better than you, but yknow still not what you want.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out.
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Rachel: Oh my God. (Laughs)
Rachel: Thanks sweetie.
Rachel: Good night.
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Rachel: Yeah, Im sorry. (They hug.)
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Ahh!
Rachel: (To Monica) Oh, you did this to him?
Rachel: Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is showing Rachel around the set.]
Rachel: Okay, whats your name?
Rachel: (answering her phone at work) Hello.
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Rachel: Its not kicking right now. Although we would love to see you do (Mimics him) that again.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Rachel: Well, that-thats not your choice. Happy Halloween!
Rachel: You shut up!
RACHEL: [the shoulders of her dress keep falling off her shoulders] Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down, I can't. . .
Rachel: I ah, will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts.
[Scene: A Street, Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in.]
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, shes pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in.]
Rachel: Really? You think thats all it is?
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Kash: Hey Rachel! You ready to go?
Rachel: Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I.
Phoebe: Oh you did? (To Rachel) He did it! He did it!
Rachel: Wow! What did he do?
Rachel: Not so much.
Rachel: Ill do it.
Rachel: Yeah that would really be great.
Rachel: Shall we?
Rachel: Ahh.
Rachel: So shes really not dead.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Well, its better than us deciding.
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Rachel: Okay! Okay-okay lookno I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just Come on dont be mad.
Ross: Its not for me, its for Rachel.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: How was the game?
Rachel: Oh.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter.]
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: Carol Lesbian?
Rachel: I do too a little bit.
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Rachel: You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: What bra?
Rachel: You gave them to me!
Ross: And what(notices the stenographer is still typing)What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We dont get the annulment. Dont type that! What?! Stop typing! (He goes over to where the stenographer is typing and in the process pushes Rachel out of his way.) Hey! Stop typing! (Hes still typing.) Stop typing! Stop typing!!
Rachel: What is this?
Monica: (Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Rachel: Joey, are you sure?
Rachel: I want me to stay too.
Rachel: Its gonna be up all night!
Rachel: Wow! Whoa-whoa whats under the covers?
Rachel: Its moving.
Rachel: No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere.
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: Oops sorry, my mistake.
Rachel: Well you couldve untied it with your hands.
Rachel: Hey, that is the babys problem. (Dr. Green returns.) Oh, everything okay with the waiter?
Rachel: Well actually umm
Phoebe: Rachel!
Rachel: Im sorry, Rosita? As in
Rachel: Phoebe!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Who?
Rachel: All right thats it! I am maid of honor!
Rachel: February 2nd!
Rachel: Oh, honey, I dont know. I
Chandler: Shes okay with Rachel and the baby?
Rachel: Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.
Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Im sorry daddy.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: Well Umm, I got TiVo.
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: (quietly) Oh no
Ross: Rachel!
Rachel: Okay.