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Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.
(Rachel runs up cluching an envelope.)
Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally(opens envelope)not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
Leslie: (looking around) Rachel?
Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.
Rachel: What are you guys doing here?
Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
Rachel: (to Joanne) So what's going on with you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.]
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: What's that?
Rachel: Okay. (Grabs the blender and starts to drink.)
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks!
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Monica: (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
Rachel: Alright, c'mon! (Miserably) Let's play Twister!
Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
Rachel: ...Jack from downstairs?
Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-
Rachel: But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like...
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Rachel: Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.)
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
Rachel: Hello? Who are we spying on?
Rachel: Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex.
Rachel: So, whaddya think George is like?
Rachel: How long?
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (She sits up and the cushion she was leaning against falls off of the balcony.) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.
Rachel: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (To Phoebe) She was a big girl.
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Rachel: He is so cute!
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
Chandler: Alright. (on phone) Yes, this is Rachel.
Rachel: Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
Rachel: (on phone) I've got magic beans. (Listens) Never-never mind.
Rachel: (on phone) Ohhh... I'm fine.
Rachel: (angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! (she takes it and start reading) Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, "Guy-in-van"?
Rachel: Yeah, I can do that.
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
Rachel: Oh great!
Rachel: Oh that's okay.
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Rachel: Oh, me too.
Rachel: (Laughs) Oh, me too.
Frank: Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye! (To Rachel) Hi!
Rachel: No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.
Monica: (To Rachel) How did work go?
Rachel: Thanks!
Rachel: I did not!
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch.]
Rachel: Well no, I dont smell anything.
(Rachel starts going through her mail, and come across her invitation.)
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Rachel: Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?
Rachel: Yeah! Why?
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
Rachel: Hey! Hey-hey-hey!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons. At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands.]
Rachel: (hearing that) Oh man!
Joey: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????
Rachel: Okay. (Starts to walk away.)
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.
Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?
Rachel: Oh, okay, not so weird.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, Im not, Im not hungry.
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
(Joey starts wiping lint off of her back, but goes at little too far and Rachel just glares at him. He stops, gives her the okay symbol and walks away.)
Rachel: I would love to!
Rachel: Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
RACHEL: Wow. Is it, is it 'cause she's so cold in bed. Or, or is it 'cause she's like, kinda bossy, makes it feel like school?
Rachel: What's going on?
(Ross looks at Rachel.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen.]
Rachel: Big night!
Rachel: Hm-mmm.
Rachel: Oh, this is great! I am gonna call him right now! (Jumps up.) Oh, thank you!
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Rachel: Well, honey that was pretty obvious.
Rachel: Tell her to wear her own earrings.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Kim: So anyway we really (Someone exhales and Rachel turns and coughs.) Honey, we're just smoking all over you.
Rachel: And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!
Rachel: Okay, youre right. Youre right. You cant help me.
Kim: Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Rachel: Okay that is the one we already have!
Rachel: (smiling) What?!
Rachel: Yeah, Im just mad!
Rachel: Ohh! Thank God! Where was it?
Rachel: (smiling) Yeah.
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
Rachel: (entering) (To Phoebe) (whispering) Hey!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) What are we going to do?!
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Rachel: Ah, a little preview!
Rachel: Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.
Rachel: Your sunglasses?!
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?
Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, its Ross and that girl.
Rachel: Cos I was gonna say theres no way you couldve done the end the way you guys did it back then!
Rachel: Ross! Phoebes gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.]
Rachel: I'm sorry.
Rachel: Oh, I dont know, I guess, Chris ODonnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson.
Rachel: (noticing him) What's up Joey?
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Rachel: Yay!
Rachel: Yeah!
Phoebe: (leaning to him) She said, "Hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl." (He glares at her.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah, I had too. There was never any parking by the Psychology building.
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Rachel: So. Ross, Ive bugged him about this a million times, hes not gonna change.
[Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachels old room.]
Rachel: I know. (Hugs him more violently this time and pushes him back away from the letter.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song. Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there.]
Rachel: Ohh that'd be great!
Rachel: Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!
RACHEL: And then, I don't know, I mean you'd pull me really close to you so that, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. And, um, it would get kind of sweaty and uh, and blurry, and then it's just happening.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Ohh, thank God! Finally!
Rachel: Great! Thanks!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Whatever Linus, Im opening mine.
Rachel: (returning from calling Warren) Ugh!!! Well, the apartment is already subletted! I mean, this is just hopeless. Im never gonna find anything.
Rachel: No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready.
Phoebe: Good thats a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Yknow? Does Rachel move the phone pen?
Rachel: What?!