words in movies
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.
(Rachel runs up cluching an envelope.)
Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally(opens envelope)not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
Leslie: (looking around) Rachel?
Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.
Rachel: What are you guys doing here?
Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
Rachel: (to Joanne) So what's going on with you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.]
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: What's that?
Rachel: Okay. (Grabs the blender and starts to drink.)
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks!
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Monica: (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
Rachel: Alright, c'mon! (Miserably) Let's play Twister!
Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
Rachel: ...Jack from downstairs?
Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-
Rachel: But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like...
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Rachel: Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.)
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
Rachel: Hello? Who are we spying on?
Rachel: Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex.
Rachel: So, whaddya think George is like?
Rachel: How long?
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (She sits up and the cushion she was leaning against falls off of the balcony.) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.
Rachel: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (To Phoebe) She was a big girl.
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Rachel: He is so cute!
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
Chandler: Alright. (on phone) Yes, this is Rachel.
Rachel: Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
Rachel: (on phone) I've got magic beans. (Listens) Never-never mind.
Rachel: (on phone) Ohhh... I'm fine.
Rachel: Can you come here with me for a minute?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee.]
(Rachel and Monica look at each other, and agree on something without saying anything.)
Rachel: Hi mum, put her back on!
Rachel: I know. Im sorry. Look, Ill make a deal with you all right? Okay?
(Rachel walks away from Paolo, laughing.)
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Rachel: No way, forget it.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter.]
Rachel: Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! (Turns on the TV)
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your!
(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)
Rachel: And, Ill be nice.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]
Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica carries a box out of Rachels room.]
Rachel: I dont care, Im not going anywhere.
Rachel: Ok, ok, ok. I promise, I promise, I promise, I won’t do it again. I really do. I promise. This is gonna be great.
RACHEL: So uh, Ryan, were you shipping off to?
Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: ...I think that bitch cracked my tooth.
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Rachel: Goodbye, baby.
Rachel: WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Rachel: Oh my God, Le Poo, our dog!
Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
Rachel: Hey.
[Scene: Joey's room: Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in]
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!
Rachel: (Brings Marcel a teddy bear) Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, y'know, something to, um, do on the plane.
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey.]
Rachel: Oh. (She tries to walk away from Josh, by he keeps holding her) Stop it!
Rachel: Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.
Rachel: Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?
Rachel: Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Rachel: I know...
Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.
Rachel: Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that yknow.
Rachel: (through wall) Ooh... I love Barbados!
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Rachel: Okay... Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree and Evelyn?
Rachel: (running in from her bedroom, wearing only a towel) Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes?
(Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room.)
Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
Rachel: Pheebs!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
(Rachel walks away)
(Rachel runs over)
Rachel: "Ooo," what?
Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
Rachel: Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over.
(Camera pans back to Rachel)
Phoebe: Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs...
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
(Rachel looks stunned)
Rachel: I guess you don't.
Rachel: OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?
Rachel: And did you notice...? (She spreads her thumb and index finger.)
(Rachel enters in this hideous pink bride's maid dress, with a huge silver bow on her chest, and a big, huge skirt, kinda like the one's women wore in the 1800s, Monica and Richard both stare in shock)
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Rachel: I don't know...right, he's the pig!
Rachel and Phoebe: I'm so sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry!
Rachel: Ok, Ok, Pheebs...
Rachel: Oh, God...
Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee?
Rachel: Oh, Ross...
Rachel: Oh...
Rachel: Ooh, I've been better...
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great!
Rachel: Okay. Well be careful with her, shes really tiny.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Rachel: What? What?!
Rachel: Oh!!
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Rachel: No, you wait! This is ridiculous!
Chandler: Rachel, wait, wait.
Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Rachel: Rome. Jerk missed his flight.
Rachel: No.
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Rachel: Shut up!
Joey: Yeah! All rightLook, I know sometimes itll be hard, okay? But, itll also be really really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.
(Cut to later. Rachel is in tears)
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
Rachel: Thats right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. (She sits down in the chair.)