words in movies
Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Rachel: (waitressing) Does anybody want anything else?
Ross: Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. (Rachel gives him a dirty look) Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
Rachel: It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version, with three choruses of "You'll never make it on your own".
(Cut to Ross and Rachel, talking next to one of the tables.)
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Rachel: Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.
Rachel: Who?
Rachel: Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
Rachel: Sure.
Ross: (on phone) Ok, bye. (hangs up) Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
Rachel: Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.
Rachel: But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save.
Ross: (to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry.
Rachel: That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.
Rachel: What's that?
(Rachel starts to load her clothes.)
Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
Rachel: What uh-oh?
Rachel: Ross, what's the matter?
Rachel: Come on, show me.
Rachel: Oh, everything's pink.
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
[Scene: The Launderama. Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes.]
Rachel: Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.
Rachel: Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.
(Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back.)
Rachel: I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart.
Rachel: Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!
(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.)
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.)
Rachel: Are you sure?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Ross has an icepack to his head.]
Rachel: Oh, are you sure you're ok?
Rachel: Does it still hurt?
Rachel: Where's Chandler?
Rachel: All right are you guys gonna come down?
Rachel: Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
RACHEL: Mm-hmm.
Rachel: I dont know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, Im gonna tell the father today and then bam!
Rachel: I'm so sorry Pheebs.
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, hes a transponcetranspondster!
Rachel: Hey! How was basketball?
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Rachel: Oh, no! Who did that?
Rachel: Joey... are you sure? I mean, I know how much you love him!
Rachel: All right... Oh, Emma loves him!
(Monica helps Rachel over to a vacant seat.)
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
Rachel: What are you doing?
Rachel: Uh You didnt propose to me, Chandler didnt propose to me, but Joey did.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Joey, come on!
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Rachel: Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.
Rachel: Ugh! Joey, I have to go.
(Rachel laughs hysterically.)
Rachel: Wow! If only more people knew.
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Rachel: Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. Oh Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!
Rachel: Original.
Rachel: (to herself) Oh God.
Rachel: Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)
Rachel: I do need you! I need you to stand near my head!
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
{Transcriber's Note: Rachel has two friends that are not named, so I referred to them as Friend No. 1 and Friend No. 2.}
Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... (sigh)... oh, the foot of the bed.
Rachel: Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)
Rachel: Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!
Rachel: mh hmm..
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen]
Rachel: Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?
(Hearing her brother's voice, Monica gets up to stand behind Chandler, followed by Rachel.)
Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
Rachel: (to Monica)What's going on?
Rachel: Well, there's two spots left right?
(Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.)
Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it!
Rachel: Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave? What should I have?
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
Rachel: (touched) You would do that? I never get picked!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel�s. Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there.]
Ross: I ... I was just talking about Rachel.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
Rachel: You wanna go in the bedroom? Its a little more comfortable.
Rachel: Ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes.
Rachel: Ooh, I have another idea!
(Rachel comes out of their bedroom waving tickets)
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Rachel: Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?
[Scene: Rachels bedroom. Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship.]
Rachel: Oh, if she jumps, I get her tickets.
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, which one is Bonnie again?
Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me!
Rachel: Oh, honey, dont worry. She's gonna make it on time.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Ross: (calling Rachel) Come on!!
Rachel: Why-why aren't you more excited?
Rachel: (to Ross) Isn't that amazing?
(Rachel glares at him)
[Flashback to 610 - TOW The Routine] [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is there. Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
Rachel: All right, Ill-Ill take it again when I get home.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Rachel: Me too.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
(Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen)
Rachel: (excited) Are you serious?
Rachel: Yeah, that was an awesome day!
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Rachel: Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Oh Chandler, stop talking!
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! (they hug)
Rachel: (watching a television where the scene is shown, startled) OH!
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
[Scene: The Hospital, Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed. Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on.]
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Rachel: Hi!
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
Rachel: Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Rachel: Kiss me.
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Rachel: (pause) Kiss me.
Rachel: No, I'm saying...
Rachel: I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
Rachel: Olivia.