words in movies
Rachel: You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.
Rachel: I've never given her a cookie. Have you?
Rachel: Of course, I'd be honored!
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Ross: Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!
Rachel: Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?
Rachel: So now, what are you doing here?
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Amy: Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait? (Rachel goes to Emma)
[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel is attending to Emma. Amy is standing behind her.]
Rachel: God!
Rachel: Oh, I know, isn't she?
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Rachel: What? Oh my God! To who?
Rachel: A-And??
Rachel: No, what's he like?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Huh... wow, so he's gotta be...
Rachel: Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Rachel: Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!
Rachel: Ok.
Rachel: Ok, let’s keep talking.
[Scene: The corridor. Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door.]
Rachel: Amy, hi!
Rachel: Oh, good for you!
Rachel: Yes you are! Oh, I am so proud of you!
Rachel: But Erin Brockovich had her own house.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
Rachel: Joey, I can’t do that!
Rachel: Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she’s difficult, but I think it’s really good that she’s here.
Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.
Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
Rachel: Well, what happened?
Rachel: Oh, that is so tacky.
Rachel: Phoebe, that’s huge!
Phoebe: (To Rachel and Ross) Well, do you think I should propose?
Rachel: I think it could be kind of great!
Rachel: (Sarcastically) Uuuh!! How about at a Footlocker? (claps her hands together, faking excitement)
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Rachel: (Takes the phone) Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!
Rachel: (Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
Rachel: Menstrual cramps.
Rachel: (To Monica, Chandler and Phoebe) Can any of you watch Emma?
Rachel: (To Ross) Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?
Rachel: (Thinks for a moment) Well, actually...
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Why not?
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Rachel: (Shocked) Wha... the next one?
Rachel: Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge breakthrough for her! She just offered to do something for another human being!!
Rachel: Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows (points at her own to emphasize the word) shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?
(Rachel looks at Ross and her agrees silently)
Rachel: Absolutely.
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
Rachel: (To Emma) Hey! Hi, how's my girl?
Rachel: (sounds excited) Yeah!
(Rachel looks at Emma)
Rachel: (not excited anymore) You pierced her ears!?
(Rachel looks very shocked)
Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
Chandler: I think she looks cute. (Rachel turns around and stares at him angrily) ... but I am wrong!
Rachel: Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.
Rachel: Ugh. (takes the hat and covers Emma's head and half her face with it)
Ross: Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).
Rachel: Nah, I don't really want her to see.
(Rachel looks worried)
Ross: (sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?
Rachel: Nothing.
Rachel: Oh, they're real!
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
Rachel: I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?
Rachel: Oh yeah? Since when?
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
Rachel: (shouting) Babies don't care if they're slim.
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]
(Rachel and Amy enter)
Rachel: Joey, get Amy's bags, she is moving out!
Rachel: You put holes in my baby's ears!
Rachel: (gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
Rachel: Excuse me?
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, where are those bags?
Rachel: (doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?
Rachel: Hips or thighs?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! Oh my God! I thought she was on Atkins.
Rachel: (embarrassed) Oh, I can give you that.
Rachel: Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.
Rachel: Did you just say Emma?
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk.]
Rachel: So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?
Rachel: That's shocking!
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Rachel: Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.
(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion.)
Rachel: What!?
Rachel: To be nice.
Rachel: Uh-huh!
Rachel: I know!
Rachel: (entering, to Ross) The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Rachel: Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?
Rachel: Y'know, it was, uh.. it was actually really great. He took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room, and I had that chicken, where y'know you poke it and all the butter squirts out...
[Rachel hits some tom-toms and ends up on the 'crash'-cymbal, which is in fact a ride-cymbal, but whatever...]
Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming with me.
Rachel: Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to Phoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?
RACHEL: Hi. Well hey, you don't - you don't think they're kind of cool?
Rachel: I mean thats unbelievable.
Rachel: Thats all right.
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?
Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
Rachel: So, how are you?
Rachel: Music. Very nice.
Rachel: Oh yeah, whats it about?
PHOEBE: Ok Rachel, make a special flan wish.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Rachel: Well maybe hes just taking a nap.
Rachel: Yeah, and you dont mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.
Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Rachel: I'm going commando, too.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese.]
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Me too!
Rachel: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: Oh, I did!
Mark: Rachel?
Monica: This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know its weird, its awkward, but you gotta at least try.
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Rachel: (to Ross) Tell him.
Rachel: Honey, Im sorry.
RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Rachel: Oh.
(Rachel comes out of the apartment holding a pot. Joey holds in anticipation and Rachel opens it)
[Rachel enters with laundry and starts folding]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Ross: Of Ross and Rachel.
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Rachel: Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?
Rachel: Hi honey!
Rachel: Ow! Ross!!
Rachel: (looks interested) Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leaned in. I really almost did!
Rachel: I cannot push it in!
RACHEL: Oh well, well thank you.� (She laughs.� He stares for a moment.)� Okay, stop.� Stop looking at me like that.� The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened.� (points to Emma.)
Rachel: I didn't know there were docks.
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Rachel: That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock
Ross: Wow. Im sorry, when I was a kid I lost a bike to that. (Rachel giggles at that)
Rachel: Yeah, cause thats why you wont get Isabella Rosselini, geography.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!!
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Rachel: You're hurt!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?
Rachel: I'm not mad.
RACHEL: Hi, hi can I help you?
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?!
Rachel: Hello.
Rachel: Now, you do realize that shes a cartoon, and way out of your league?
Rachel: Where ya going?
Rachel: Ohh, with who?
Rachel: Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.
JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Rachel: There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!
Rachel: Sure, is she married?
Rachel: Oh Daddy, no he didnt mean anything by that, he really didnt.
Rachel: Oh, everything's pink.
Rachel: Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: When did this happen?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachels sisters cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)
Rachel: (entering) Hey.
Rachel: I dont know! Maybe they have tools.
Joey: OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Rachel: All right.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah.
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
Ross: (to Rachel) Okay, thats it, I cant take it anymore.