words in movies
Rachel: You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.
Rachel: I've never given her a cookie. Have you?
Rachel: Of course, I'd be honored!
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Ross: Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!
Rachel: Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?
Rachel: So now, what are you doing here?
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Amy: Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait? (Rachel goes to Emma)
[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel is attending to Emma. Amy is standing behind her.]
Rachel: God!
Rachel: Oh, I know, isn't she?
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Rachel: What? Oh my God! To who?
Rachel: A-And??
Rachel: No, what's he like?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Huh... wow, so he's gotta be...
Rachel: Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Rachel: Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!
Rachel: Ok.
Rachel: Ok, let’s keep talking.
[Scene: The corridor. Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door.]
Rachel: Amy, hi!
Rachel: Oh, good for you!
Rachel: Yes you are! Oh, I am so proud of you!
Rachel: But Erin Brockovich had her own house.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
Rachel: Joey, I can’t do that!
Rachel: Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she’s difficult, but I think it’s really good that she’s here.
Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.
Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
Rachel: Well, what happened?
Rachel: Oh, that is so tacky.
Rachel: Phoebe, that’s huge!
Phoebe: (To Rachel and Ross) Well, do you think I should propose?
Rachel: I think it could be kind of great!
Rachel: (Sarcastically) Uuuh!! How about at a Footlocker? (claps her hands together, faking excitement)
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Rachel: (Takes the phone) Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!
Rachel: (Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
Rachel: Menstrual cramps.
Rachel: (To Monica, Chandler and Phoebe) Can any of you watch Emma?
Rachel: (To Ross) Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?
Rachel: (Thinks for a moment) Well, actually...
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Why not?
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Rachel: (Shocked) Wha... the next one?
Rachel: Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge breakthrough for her! She just offered to do something for another human being!!
Rachel: Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows (points at her own to emphasize the word) shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?
(Rachel looks at Ross and her agrees silently)
Rachel: Absolutely.
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
Rachel: (To Emma) Hey! Hi, how's my girl?
Rachel: (sounds excited) Yeah!
(Rachel looks at Emma)
Rachel: (not excited anymore) You pierced her ears!?
(Rachel looks very shocked)
Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
Chandler: I think she looks cute. (Rachel turns around and stares at him angrily) ... but I am wrong!
Rachel: Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.
Rachel: Ugh. (takes the hat and covers Emma's head and half her face with it)
Ross: Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).
Rachel: Nah, I don't really want her to see.
(Rachel looks worried)
Ross: (sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?
Rachel: Nothing.
Rachel: Oh, they're real!
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
Rachel: I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?
Rachel: Oh yeah? Since when?
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
Rachel: (shouting) Babies don't care if they're slim.
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]
(Rachel and Amy enter)
Rachel: Joey, get Amy's bags, she is moving out!
Rachel: You put holes in my baby's ears!
Rachel: (gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
Rachel: Excuse me?
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, where are those bags?
Rachel: (doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?
Rachel: Hips or thighs?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! Oh my God! I thought she was on Atkins.
Rachel: (embarrassed) Oh, I can give you that.
Rachel: Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.
Rachel: Did you just say Emma?
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk.]
Rachel: So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?
Rachel: That's shocking!
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Phoebe: (coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!
Rachel: Joey, you are not! Youre 31.
Rachel: Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look
Rachel: I care!
[Scene: Rachels Old Bedroom, Continued from earlier. Monica enters the room.]
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, heres a thought.
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Rachel: Oh!!
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Rachel: Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Rachel: Who is it?
Rachel: Joey! Sit down! (Pulls him down.)
Chandler: Tickets please! (Rachel hands over the tickets) Thats courtside baby!
[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II. Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]
Sebastian: Actually, I uh, I gotta get going. (To Rachel) Give me a call sometime.
Rachel: Because! Because I was sad.
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Rachel: No you dont know why!
Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Monica. Youve, youve done it right?
Rachel: Yeah, so lets get started on the wedding plans!
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Rachel: Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: A cyborg?! Isn't that like a robot?!
Rachel: Aw.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Rachel: What?!
(Rachel enters with the cat, wearing the oven mitt, and startles Phoebe.)
Rachel: Whoa, that Diet Coke just went straight to my head! Woo!
Rachel: No.
Rachel: No Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it it has to work out.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
Rachel: (laughs) Well okayWell dont ruin it! Just play along at least!
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Rachel: You bought boobs?
Rachel: Whats up, Ross?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there.]
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
Rachel: Ohh! (Whispers.) Really?!
Ross: I dont know Rachel, why?
Rachel: Well what?! How-how much is it?!
Rachel and Monica: Ah, yeah!
Rachel: Remember that big thing I was gonna tell you about?
Rachel: Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there.]
Rachel: Nothing!
Rachel: (quietly) Joey.
Rachel: He's not having an affair!
Rachel: (stands up as well) What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
Rachel: I dont know. I know I dont work late tomorrow night.
Rachel: Oh, youre welcome a million.
[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Mrs. Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her.]
Rachel: Who are you supposed to be?
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Rachel: (starting to move closer to him) Thats right, I wanna do it with you! Ive been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
Rachel: Yeah thats right! Come on Joey; sex me up!
Ross and Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Yeah, what?
Rachel: Yes!
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
Rachel: (exasperated) Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Rachel: What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.
Rachel: Yknow Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.
[Cut to later, the whole group is seated on the floor and Rachel is explaining the rules of Spin the Bottle.]
Joey: Yeah, I want my tickets too (takes the bowl from Rachel)! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is meeting with Mr. Posner, Mrs. Lynch, and Joanna the hiring committee.]
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Rachel: Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!
Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin. Phoebe and Rachel are already there.]
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
Rachel: Times up, now your dead.
Rachel: Oh theyre pushing! Theyre pushing!!
MR. GELLER: [going downstairs] Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no. [Chip has shown up and the four are leaving]
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: Why not?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Rachel: What? I was just trying to teach you.
Rachel: AndJoey!
Rachel: Yeah, and I am okay with being a pushover.
Rachel: Right?
Rachel: What do you mean you quit?! You cant quit!