words in movies
Rachel: You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie.
Rachel: I've never given her a cookie. Have you?
Rachel: Of course, I'd be honored!
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Ross: Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!
Rachel: Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?
Rachel: So now, what are you doing here?
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Amy: Wait, this is important! Can Ella wait? (Rachel goes to Emma)
[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel is attending to Emma. Amy is standing behind her.]
Rachel: God!
Rachel: Oh, I know, isn't she?
Rachel: All right. What's your news, Amy?
Rachel: What? Oh my God! To who?
Rachel: A-And??
Rachel: No, what's he like?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Huh... wow, so he's gotta be...
Rachel: Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Rachel: Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!
Rachel: Ok.
Rachel: Ok, let’s keep talking.
[Scene: The corridor. Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door.]
Rachel: Amy, hi!
Rachel: Oh, good for you!
Rachel: Yes you are! Oh, I am so proud of you!
Rachel: But Erin Brockovich had her own house.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]
Rachel: Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’
Rachel: Joey, I can’t do that!
Rachel: Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she’s difficult, but I think it’s really good that she’s here.
Rachel: No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me.
Rachel: Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok.
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Rachel: Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
Rachel: Well, what happened?
Rachel: Oh, that is so tacky.
Rachel: Phoebe, that’s huge!
Phoebe: (To Rachel and Ross) Well, do you think I should propose?
Rachel: I think it could be kind of great!
Rachel: (Sarcastically) Uuuh!! How about at a Footlocker? (claps her hands together, faking excitement)
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Rachel: (Takes the phone) Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!
Rachel: (Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
Rachel: Menstrual cramps.
Rachel: (To Monica, Chandler and Phoebe) Can any of you watch Emma?
Rachel: (To Ross) Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?
Rachel: (Thinks for a moment) Well, actually...
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Why not?
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Rachel: (Shocked) Wha... the next one?
Rachel: Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge breakthrough for her! She just offered to do something for another human being!!
Rachel: Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows (points at her own to emphasize the word) shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?
(Rachel looks at Ross and her agrees silently)
Rachel: Absolutely.
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
Rachel: (To Emma) Hey! Hi, how's my girl?
Rachel: (sounds excited) Yeah!
(Rachel looks at Emma)
Rachel: (not excited anymore) You pierced her ears!?
(Rachel looks very shocked)
Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
Chandler: I think she looks cute. (Rachel turns around and stares at him angrily) ... but I am wrong!
Rachel: Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.
Rachel: Ugh. (takes the hat and covers Emma's head and half her face with it)
Ross: Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).
Rachel: Nah, I don't really want her to see.
(Rachel looks worried)
Ross: (sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?
Rachel: Nothing.
Rachel: Oh, they're real!
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
Rachel: I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?
Rachel: Oh yeah? Since when?
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
Rachel: (shouting) Babies don't care if they're slim.
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]
(Rachel and Amy enter)
Rachel: Joey, get Amy's bags, she is moving out!
Rachel: You put holes in my baby's ears!
Rachel: (gasps) I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
Rachel: Excuse me?
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, where are those bags?
Rachel: (doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?
Rachel: Hips or thighs?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh! Oh my God! I thought she was on Atkins.
Rachel: (embarrassed) Oh, I can give you that.
Rachel: Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are.
Rachel: Did you just say Emma?
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk.]
Rachel: So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?
Rachel: That's shocking!
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
(She slaps Rachels side and Rachel screams in pain.)
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Rachel: Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Ohh! Thats great!
Rachel: Well, I, umm
Rachel: Space cowboy!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?]
Rachel: Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back, the offered me more money! Isn’t that great?
Rachel: Well, they uh, they-they do more than that.
Rachel: Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?
Rachel: Yes, I realize that
Rachel: Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
Rachel: I dont have ten minutes!!
Rachel: Theres nobody here!
Rachel: Do you want me to quit?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Said what? Exactly.
Rachel: My drinking?
Rachel: And an assistant.
Rachel: Say more things like that.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
(He turns to get his coat and Monica gives Rachel and Phoebe two thumbs up as Chandler walks over to Ross.)
The Teacher: Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here
Rachel: Yes!!!
Rachel: Oh, he sees her!
Rachel: Ohh! Thats so sweet of you! Oh yum! (Takes a bite out of the sandwich and starts to get sick.) Did you put pickles on this?
Rachel: Oh my God.
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Rachel: Oh my God! How?!
Rachel: Heard what?
Rachel: Oh, God. Oh, God. (gets worried) Oh God.
Rachel: Ughh! (Storms out after him)
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Rachel: Hey, honey! Whats the matter? (Monica shows her, her hat.) Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!
Phoebe: Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.
ROSS: I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do stand up and shout 'Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!'
Rachel: Oh uh-uh pal! Dont call me mommy! Its bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)
[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.]
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Monica, Rachel, and Joey: Yes!
Rachel: Pheebs, thats great!
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Rachel: Oh yeah!
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Chandler!
Rachel: So, will I like any of these guys?
Rachel: Well, so what does he do?
Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!
(A woman with a steel drum and a guy with a xylophone start playing an instrumental version of "Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley. A bridesmaid and a groomsman walk down the isle. Next are Rachel and Ross, who carries Chappy in his arms.)
Rachel: Yeah. (Monica walks away) Nice try! (Rachel puts them in a box.)
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Joey: What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Rachel: (calling from the bathroom) All right, whos turn is it to help me get up!
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Phoebe: (handing Rachel the phone) Fine all right, but Id bet youd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.
Rachel: You dont tell a guy that youre looking for a serious relationship! You dont tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!
Rachel: You idiot!!
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: No.
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Rachel: Oh come on, I already went.
Rachel: Well that sounds fun too. (They hug.)
Rachel: Hey! Thats just poking me in the eye!
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
(Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him.)
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Rachel: Thats easy for you to say, you werent almost just killed.
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!
Rachel: (sighs) If I said I was, would you judge me?
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Chandler, Monica, and Rachel: Great!! Thats great!
Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!
(Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks she's giving her the 'OK' signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesn't believe it.)
Chandler: (to Rachel) Have I got the 50 guys for you!
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Mr Zelner: Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Rachel: Oh, Chandler that is so nice.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Rachel: We need a hat..
(Camera pans to Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe in the kitchen)
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah, you should, really.
Chandler: Ladies, ladies, lets just compromise okay? Phoebe, Rachel take off Monicas bra.
Rachel: Yknow, you should never be allowed to talk to people!