words in movies
Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!
Rachel: God. I feel violated.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
Rachel: What is it?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter.]
Rachel: Tah-daaah!
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Rachel: Well, whaddya think?
Rachel: I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there. And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Rachel: ..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Rachel: Who is being loud?
Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?
Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Rachel: Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
Rachel: (taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.
[Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, Chandler exchange money again.]
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Rachel: See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.
RACHEL: Uh, I'm holding Ben.
[at Rachel and Monica's]
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what?
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
RACHEL: Ok.
RACHEL: That's great!
Rachel: So I'm thinking about you. So what?
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
RACHEL: What do you mean?
RACHEL: Mom!
Rachel: Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.
Rachel: No. No. Every thing's--they're fine. Great pizza. But it's uh, actually umm my friend Ross. He uh, just gets really nervous when he's flirting.
RACHEL: Ok, who ordered what?
RACHEL: Oh god.
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
RACHEL: Really?
RACHEL: Oh Mom!
Rachel: And I also brought my friend Joey
RACHEL: For...me.
[at Rachel and Monica's
RACHEL: Well, what do you mean?
RACHEL: None.
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Rachel: Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, yknow like back then.
Rachel: Did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?
RACHEL: She's still with you?
RACHEL: God!
RACHEL: Really?
RACHEL: You want me to talk you out of it?
RACHEL: Then what? What do you want?
RACHEL: Oh.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, I will, I will, I, hey, I will clean the apartment for two months.
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat! [a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross] Look at it!
Rachel: Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. (she got a scarf)
Rachel: Hmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: You think about stuff like that?
Monica: No-no, I-I really dont want to talk about it! I dont! (To Rachel) Especially with you. (Goes into her room.)
RACHEL: Hey, Mom? Having fun?
(They hug as Rachel enters.)
RACHEL: There's more alcohol, right?
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
Rachel: Well, maybe you didnt want it to end?
(Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point.)
RACHEL: Two, two babies?
RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.
Rachel: Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!
RACHEL: Oh, you know what, we haven't even looked yet.
Rachel: Well, Ive been up since six. Thanks to somebodys dumb-ass rooster.
RACHEL: Oh my God.
Rachel: Good, you guys are all here!
Rachel: I do. I really do. I dont know anything.
RACHEL: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck!
[Scene: The beach house, its still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monicas nails, and theyre all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
RACHEL: Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat".
RACHEL: Oh, I know, I know. [Turns on the TV. Joey in on it.]
Ross: Emily is incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!
Joey: Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
RACHEL: You're kidding.
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, I'm ready.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
RACHEL: OK.
Rachel: (looks at the lasagne and realizes something) Ohhhhh, don't be mad...
RACHEL: What what what what?
Rachel: Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.
RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
Rachel: Well Chandler, what is this very weird, metal A Z thing?
RACHEL: Ya think?
Rachel: (opening it) A scooter! (Shes not happy.)
RACHEL: Excuse me. Hi.
[back to Rachel and Monica]
RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, I'll see you tonight. Thank you.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
RACHEL: Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.
RACHEL: That is so unfair.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Rachel: (To Marcel) And I will see you tomorrow!
Rachel: Oh... Italy, I think.
Rachel: No seriously, yknow the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?
Rachel: No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys.
[Time lapse. Melanie, Joey's girlfriend, is there with Joey, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel. Ross is gone.]
RACHEL: That is the most ridiculous.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]
RACHEL: Oh that's what you want.
RACHEL: Fine.
[Rachel runs to the sink to spit it out.]
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
RACHEL: I'll help you throw out your purse.
MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.