words in movies
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: My God!
Joey: Hey! Rachel: Congratulations! Wow!!
Phoebe: Thank you! (to Rachel) Oh, and I have something for you!
Rachel: Mmh-mmh!
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?
Rachel: (angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! (she takes it and start reading) Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, "Guy-in-van"?
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Joey and Emma are there.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in.
Chandler (to Rachel): What am I gonna do now?
Rachel: Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys.
Rachel: Who's Gladys?
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!
Rachel: Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already gave that to Monica, so...
Rachel: No, I couldn't let you do that.
Rachel: But I don't want you to.
Rachel: But I insist harder!
Rachel: (sarcastic) No, no, that's ok. You won fair and square. I'm so sad!
Joey: Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room and is observing the conversation)
Rachel: Did you watch the tape?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
Rachel: But you are a liar.
Rachel: Well, this is going well. (Chandler looks worried)
Joey says "Ichiban". It displays a few girls dancing around and Joey fills most of the screen, he puts something blue on his lips and smacks them saying "Lipstick For Men!" It goes on to show him playing a guitar and putting on more blue lipstick. In the end he says seductively "Ichiban... Lipstick For Men" and "Sahiko" and it ends. Chandler and Rachel are speechless.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Monica: (sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to do) I haven't really settled on a spot yet!
Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!
Rachel: (jumps at the chance to make that happen) Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here?
(Rachel enters, checking the mail, then looks up and sees Gladys placed on the barcalounger.)
Rachel: O-oh my God!
Rachel: Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?
Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!
Rachel: Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
Rachel: Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep.
(Joey's eyes are twice their size now, and looks nervously from Rachel to Gladys and back.)
Rachel: She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal. (in a spooky, slow voice) And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your doorknob.
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Monica: No, too late. You can't give it back! (she pushes the painting back to Rachel)
Rachel: Yes I can! (pushes her back again)
Rachel: She's yours!
Rachel: She's yours!
Rachel: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
Rachel: I want Gladys!
Rachel: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch.]
Rachel: Excellent!
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Rachel: Ha ha ha, third time this week. Man, this does not get old.
Rachel: Oh, don't be such a baby!
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh, go on! You telling people about me?
Ross: That, that is funny... (to Joey).... and Rachel keeps touching him.
Rachel: Oh, I cant watch this. (turns her eyes away)
Rachel: How did it go?
Rachel: Thats right! You do what the hand says!
Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?
Rachel: No its not!
Rachel: Op, I like credit cards!
Rachel: Wow! I dont know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a keeper.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Rachel: Okay, so anyway Im sittin in my office and guess who walks in.
(Rachel enters)
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
Rachel: Im an assistant buyer!!
(Phoebe snaps the ball to Monica, who pitches back to Rachel.)
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, "Nice try."
Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there?
Rachel: Yeah!
(Rachel, Ross and Ross go to the bathroom)
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh, Im so sorry.
Rachel: Well, I didn't know what else to do!
Rachel: Well, at least thats a great suit.
Rachel: (ignoring him) Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that hes so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Rachel: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.
Rachel: You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You dont tell the guy that!
Phoebe: Rachel has a new doll.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Rachel: I just- I dont think us getting back together is a good idea.
Rachel: Yeah, thats true.
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
Rachel: Wh Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldnt stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin together?
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: No. Have you?
Rachel: I dont even know how I would go about it.
Rachel: Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
Rachel: Really?! You think that will work?
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Rachel: Well, Im also sending out.... good thoughts.
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Rachel: Great.
Rachel: Sure.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh, I blew it. I wouldnt of even hired me.
Rachel: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah! Okay, here you go. (rolls her back to Rachel)
Rachel: Hmm-mmm.
Rachel: Oh well, you dont want to do that now?!
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Rachel: Wow! Monica!
Rachel: Really?
(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)
Rachel: But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Rachel: No! Nothing!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, Ill be right back!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh. Oh, right.
Rachel: Yeah! That would be great!
Rachel: Oh yay!
Rachel: (shocked) Well, I-I guessI
Rachel: Hi-e!!
Rachel: Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Hey, Monica!
Rachel: No! Help me!
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Oh-oh, sorry, its this way, its this way. (Motions to the correct way.)
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?
Rachel: Ugh!
Rachel: So .
Rachel: Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Oh well, no I
Rachel: Ohhhh, come on!!!
Rachel: Ohh, youve waited soo long.
Rachel: Ill get her.
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake hes made with a woman.]
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Rachel: Honey, thats youre name.
Rachel: Oh, yknow, would you just for once, not remember every little thing!! (Storms out.)
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were savin that for the Pope!
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)