words in movies
RACHEL: Ok.
TERRY: Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?
RACHEL: What's up?
RACHEL: But what about Phoebe?
TERRY: Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
RACHEL: Honey, I'm sorry.
RACHEL: Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying "Terry's a jerk!" That's where that came from.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
RACHEL: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine.
RACHEL: Of course I clean it. I mean, I,I will cleeeean it. I mean, I will cleeeean it.
RACHEL: Done.
RACHEL: Yeah. Who's workin' for you babe?
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Oh, no, no no. I meant that he's gonna be paying that other woman beause she's a professional.
RACHEL: Well, but Pheebs.
RACHEL: Ok, everybody, let's give a uh nice warm Central Perk welcome to--
RACHEL: Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer.
RACHEL: Hey.
RACHEL: Here. I thought you might be cold.
RACHEL: Whoa, look at you, you did pretty well.
RACHEL: Do you?
RACHEL: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!
RACHEL: Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat".
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
(chez Monica and Rachel)
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Rachel: (she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Hi!
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
Rachel: (reading the note) Tell Monica Im sorry.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Ugh! (To Phoebe) What grandmother?
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
Rachel: (pause) You have a son!
Rachel: (closing the door) Ross said theres still no word from Chandler.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Rachel: Okay?
Rachel: No. Why?
Rachel: Anything?
Rachel: All right, weve got to tell her hes gone. (Starts to leave.)
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Rachel: Then why do you ask?!
Rachel: One hour.
Rachel: Ross, shes gonna start getting ready soon!
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Rachel: Thanks.
Rachel: All right, Ill see you guys later.
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!
Monica: (jumping up) Rachel! You okay?
Phoebe: Rachel, calm down!
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: Okay. But wait!
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still trying to stall Monica.]
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Rachel: Shes actually very sweet and we used to be very close.
Rachel: I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Lets go to lunch.
(Monica goes into the bathroom and Rachel thinks quickly.)
[Scene: The Street, Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market.]
Rachel: You look so beautiful.
Rachel: Hello?
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
Rachel: Yeah, we got him back. Everythings fine.
[Scene: Ralph Lauren, Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo.]
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Its left sweetie, but thats okay sweetie, thats a tough one.
Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
Rachel: (leaning in) As are you
Rachel: Go on! Go on. (She turns back to Chandler.)
(She turns to get her vows from Rachel.)
Monica: (To Rachel) He took off?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Rachel: Uh-huh.
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Joey: This is crazy! Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel!
RACHEL: Time is money my friend?
Rachel: What cha doing Mon?
Rachel: Sagittarius?
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)
Rachel: Everythings ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. (Hold it up.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
Rachel: I cant believe theyve been together for three years.
(They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts. Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket.)
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle. Gunther is there, going into the back room.]
Rachel: I cannot believe Im gonna meet Jessica Ashley!
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her.]
Rachel: No yknow, I dont want to switch! Come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Rachel: Yay!
Ross: Isn't Rachel supposed to be back by now?
Rachel: Okay. NowWhat is my first line?
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.
Joey: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
Rachel: See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Rachel: Im sorry
Rachel: Hi Joey, how ya doin?
Rachel: No. No, no, I'm not ready! How can I be ready? "Hey, Rach! You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?" Come on, I can't do this!
Rachel: During a blackout? He'd get trampled!
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks.]
Rachel: I know. At dusk. Thats such a hard time for me.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Rachel: (To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?
Rachel: For you. (Chandler leaves.)
Rachel: Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way?
Rachel: No.