words in movies
RACHEL: Ok.
TERRY: Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?
RACHEL: What's up?
RACHEL: But what about Phoebe?
TERRY: Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
RACHEL: Honey, I'm sorry.
RACHEL: Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying "Terry's a jerk!" That's where that came from.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
RACHEL: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine.
RACHEL: Of course I clean it. I mean, I,I will cleeeean it. I mean, I will cleeeean it.
RACHEL: Done.
RACHEL: Yeah. Who's workin' for you babe?
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Oh, no, no no. I meant that he's gonna be paying that other woman beause she's a professional.
RACHEL: Well, but Pheebs.
RACHEL: Ok, everybody, let's give a uh nice warm Central Perk welcome to--
RACHEL: Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer.
RACHEL: Hey.
RACHEL: Here. I thought you might be cold.
RACHEL: Whoa, look at you, you did pretty well.
RACHEL: Do you?
RACHEL: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!
RACHEL: Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat".
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
(chez Monica and Rachel)
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe thats our baby.
Rachel: No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)
(Rachel decides not to confront them and starts to walk out, knocking over a lamp in the process.)
Rachel: Who is it?
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Rachel: Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!
Rachel: Hey! Y'know what? You are in our apartment all the time! Okay? This is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister!
Rachel: So did I
Rachel: It's just a cold
Rachel: Oh no no no
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Right, right, yes!
Rachel: What? What's the matter?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: OK.
Rachel: I thought it was Ross.
Rachel: There isn't. There is totally isn't.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Yes
Rachel: So seriously...rodeo clown?
Rachel: People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]
Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.
Rachel: Ew! Gross.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
Rachel: Who?
Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Rachel: You�ve being seeing someone?
Rachel: Hi, and I am also Emma�s mother.
Rachel: Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants shes always wanted!
Rachel: (entering, happily) Gooood morning!!
Monica: Rachel, how did this happen?
Rachel: Wow. She does that a lot!
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Rachel: Well, were a little early, the lecture doesnt end for 15 minutes.
Rachel: Oh. Oh! (Takes a slug of tequila.)
Rachel: Score.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Rachel: What? Who?
Rachel: I would love to live with you Ross; thats-thats great! Thank you!
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Rachel: Ross?
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: Yes.
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Rachel: Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.
Rachel: Bye!
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
Rachel and Monica: Uff.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Rachel: I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
Rachel: You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?
Rachel: Why? What's the big deal?
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in.]
Rachel: I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Are you okay? Youre not blinking.
Rachel: No, it's been three nights in a row.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Rachel: Really? What's that like?
Rachel: Really?
(Rachel is still at the restaurant, but Steve is gone.)
Rachel: He's not stoned.
Rachel: Yeah, four times.
(Rachel hangs up in disgust.)
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Rachel: No. No, I dont. Could you be a dear and go tell him?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Don't touch my coat!
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
[Chandler and Joey are watching, Rachel turns their heads away from Monica.]
(Monica hangs up, and Rachel looks at her phone.)
Rachel: Well, uh...
Rachel: Really, really not.
Rachel: Yah, I�ll have the soup and the salmon.
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Eww!