words in movies
RACHEL: Ok.
TERRY: Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?
RACHEL: What's up?
RACHEL: But what about Phoebe?
TERRY: Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
RACHEL: Honey, I'm sorry.
RACHEL: Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying "Terry's a jerk!" That's where that came from.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
RACHEL: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine.
RACHEL: Of course I clean it. I mean, I,I will cleeeean it. I mean, I will cleeeean it.
RACHEL: Done.
RACHEL: Yeah. Who's workin' for you babe?
RACHEL: What?
RACHEL: Oh, no, no no. I meant that he's gonna be paying that other woman beause she's a professional.
RACHEL: Well, but Pheebs.
RACHEL: Ok, everybody, let's give a uh nice warm Central Perk welcome to--
RACHEL: Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer.
RACHEL: Hey.
RACHEL: Here. I thought you might be cold.
RACHEL: Whoa, look at you, you did pretty well.
RACHEL: Do you?
RACHEL: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!
RACHEL: Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat".
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
(chez Monica and Rachel)
Rachel: Oh, y'know, its just like hats, and a shirt, and CDs, just sort of stuff that youve left here.
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!
Rachel: I know. (Pause) Ross still sees his pediatrician!!! (To Ross) I don't care!
Rachel: (on the answering machine) I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love love them.
Rachel: That is the sweetest thing, I just....
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs?
Rachel: Hey Mon!
Rachel: Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time she and I yknow kissed a little bit.
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
Joey: You shut up! (To Phoebe and Rachel) I love arguing with her. (To Erin) Ill be right back.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)
Rachel: Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!
Rachel: I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!
Rachel: Hmm.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies.
Rachel: Ross, you know what...
Rachel: Well honey, what about you?
Rachel: Really!
Rachel: Really! That-that great huh?
Rachel: Oooh!
RACHEL: Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there]
Rachel: Hi you guys!
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Why aren't you at work?
Rachel: Mon. Hi!
Rachel: Oh, really, let me see, let me see.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Ross: (to Rachel, as she gets his number) What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?
Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?
Rachel: Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Rachel: Were both of those Joey?
Rachel: Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol.
Rachel: Pretty much.
RACHEL: Oh dear God.
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Rachel: Well, I should think so. You slept with someone.
RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]
RACHEL: Ya know, I just, so weird. I mean I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other and all I kept thinking about was the fourth of July.
Rachel: Okay Bobby, why dont we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)
Rachel: Oh its umm, its tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)
Rachel: I just dont know! It just doesnt feel right.
Phoebe: (still laughing) No. (points to Rachel who stuck two straws in her mouth to look like a mammoth's tusks)
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just dont get along?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Rachel: Ooh, okay... good.
Chandler: Yeah, come on, its Ross and Rachel, theyve got too.
RACHEL: (as Ross) "Yeah.� That works for me." (Clears throat twice more.)
Rachel: Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.
RACHEL: Daddy, daddy, you know what, I really wanna hear more about this, I really do, but I just have, I just have to do a, some stuff.
Rachel: At his apartment. Is this juice?
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Joey: Oh man, pizza? I like pizza. (makes like he is trying to send a telepathic message to Rachel) Put olives on the pizza.
Rachel: (out of breath) Julie.
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!
[Later, in the living room, Rachel is sitting on the couch, Ross is on the chair.]
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well lets talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Lets see, theres design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, theres-theres sales, which is great because you get to travel
Rachel: But I...
Rachel: All right.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
RACHEL: Ok, I'm sorry, I'm just not very good with babies. I mean I haven't been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one.
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
Rachel: It's fine.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: Yes, Ross. (turns toward him)
Rachel: Um, hum.
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Rachel: I think you should drink the fat.
Rachel: You were really gonna do that, weren't you?
Rachel: You were gonna drink the fat.
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
(Rachel throws the alcohol in the fire. A burst of flames shoots up from it.)
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
Rachel: Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) Hes the head of my department.
Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
RACHEL: Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Joey: Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What, what, what?
Rachel: Oooh.
Rachel: Mon?
Ross: No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's (turns and sees his Mom standing where Rachel is)
Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.