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Rachel: So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.
Prospective nanny: (in a sweet, caring voice) I think that's really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her, the better. (Ross and Rachel seem pleased with the answer.)
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)
Rachel: Really nice to meet you... and we'll call you.
Rachel: Okidoki! (and she slams the door in the nanny's face while Ross crumples up the application form) Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.
Rachel: (indignant) What, the blonde with no bra?
Rachel: Okay... (Ross opens the door.)
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
Ross: Are you gay? (Rachel turns to Ross in an embarrassed way)
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Oh, that's pretty.
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Rachel: Oh God, she mu... she must need her diaper changed.
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Rachel: So wh..? He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out.
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: (she's got that "yeah, try to say it" look on her face) Yes?
Sandy: I er... I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up. Plus... It keeps the hands young... (it makes Rachel smile)
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch. Sandy holds Emma. Ross enters the apartment. Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs]
Rachel: (in a tearful voice) Oh... Oh boy... (she turns around and sees Ross) Hi...
Rachel: Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful.
Rachel: I can't... I can't hear it again.
Ross: And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?
Rachel: Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen with Ross and sighs)
Rachel: Look, Ross, he's just... Sandy is just sensitive, that's all.
Rachel: What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?
Rachel: Sandy made Madeleines.
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Ross: Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?
Ross: Hey...! Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
Sandy: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... The whimsical characters are just for us. (He winks to Joey and Rachel. Ross's face says he disapproves. Joey sees that and kind of angrily says...)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's kitchen. Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle. Rachel now also enters the kitchen.]
Rachel: That was kind of rude!
Rachel: You know, he was just doing his job...
Rachel: Oh, come on Ross...
Rachel: (sighs) Oh... That's true.
Rachel: Well, you're the one who wants to fire him, so you're gonna have to do it. (Ross walks to the living room determined to fire Sandy)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Sandy is knitting baby clothes. Ross and Rachel walk into the living room.]
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)
Ross: Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel...
Rachel: (from behind the bedroom door) YOU! You feel!
Rachel: (from bedroom) Oh, damn you Geller!
Rachel: (from the bedroom) Huh ha ha!
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Rachel is fiddling with the drawer.]
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Rachel: Not gonna find any clothes in there!
Rachel: Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?
Rachel: I'm there!
Rachel: Bye, see ya. (she goes)
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Rachel: Pheebs, that's for men!
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Sure!
(Phoebe and Rachel go off to the dressing rooms. They enter one and close the curtain.)
Rachel: I know, I know, so it is just not a big deal.
Rachel: (annoyed) Oh, I get it!
Rachel: So can we keep this between us?
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Rachel: Ok, great!
Rachel: (comes out again) What!?
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh! What are we gonna do?
Joey: No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
Rachel: (yelling at the stranger) Alright! Enough out of you!
Rachel: All right. (Hilda exits) Im a total pro!
Monica: How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants "No." and Monica chants "Yes.")
Rachel: (after a pause) Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah...
Rachel: Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away)
Rachel: (to Charlie) Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?
Charlie: (smiling) Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.
Rachel: (Looks ashamed) I try...
Janice: Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I dont think youve met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologists office. Thank God for adult acne huh? (Does the laugh.)
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
Rachel: Joey, its just a chair! Whats the big deal?
Rachel: No, that's David.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
Rachel: You need that, you need that too cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up. (Rips up the note.)
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.
RACHEL: Yeah, Joey honey, I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be pre-approved with us.
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
(Rachel turns around and sees Chandler and Monica arriving)
[Scene: Shop, Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in]
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Rachel: Y'know what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for the adult that doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?
Rachel: Ugh.
Rachel: Thank you. (they walk away)
Rachel: Well, I've brought some books. We could read.
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Rachel: Okay Ross thats fine, but can you please stand near my head?
Monica: Ooooh! (Rachel now succeeds in getting downstairs.) And-and-and what-what's this? (Points again.)
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Rachel: Im not vanilla! Ive done lots of crazy things! I mean I got-I got drunk and married in Vegas!
Rachel: No.
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?
Rachel: Oh! (pause) Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?
Rachel: Do ya?
Rachel: Later! La...
Rachel: Ok. See you, bye.
Ross and Rachel: Ok, good night!
Man: (to wife): Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze.
(Rachel runs in)
(Rachel opens the drapes)
Rachel: Nooo!
Rachel: No! No! Phoebe, come on! I dont want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
(Rachel laughs)
[The next one is from Episode 613: The One With Rachels Sister, Chandler has just opened the door to reveal a woman standing there.]
Rachel: Homo.
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: All right! Well, uh... (to Monica) we're gonna hit the beach?
Rachel: (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Ross: Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.
Rachel: Oh wait, I have the ten of spades! Here! (gives it to Phoebe)
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
Rachel: I don't care about any of that!!
Rachel: Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...
Rachel: Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?
Rachel: Nooooo, why?
Rachel: (worried) What, is everything ok?
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Rachel: ... yeah, it's true.
Rachel: Oh! Weather bitch! (turns the TV off)
Rachel: (laughing) Oh, that's crazy!
Rachel: You guys, Im doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.
Rachel: You know? Forget it!
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not talking about her...
Rachel: Yeah, sure!
Danny: (To Monica) On the date, I will be able to talk to her directly? (To Rachel) See ya Friday. (He walks out.)
Rachel: Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun.
Rachel: Shoot!