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Rachel: So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.
Prospective nanny: (in a sweet, caring voice) I think that's really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her, the better. (Ross and Rachel seem pleased with the answer.)
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)
Rachel: Really nice to meet you... and we'll call you.
Rachel: Okidoki! (and she slams the door in the nanny's face while Ross crumples up the application form) Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.
Rachel: (indignant) What, the blonde with no bra?
Rachel: Okay... (Ross opens the door.)
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
Ross: Are you gay? (Rachel turns to Ross in an embarrassed way)
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Oh, that's pretty.
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Rachel: Oh God, she mu... she must need her diaper changed.
Rachel: Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...
Rachel: So wh..? He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out.
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: (she's got that "yeah, try to say it" look on her face) Yes?
Sandy: I er... I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up. Plus... It keeps the hands young... (it makes Rachel smile)
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch. Sandy holds Emma. Ross enters the apartment. Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs]
Rachel: (in a tearful voice) Oh... Oh boy... (she turns around and sees Ross) Hi...
Rachel: Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful.
Rachel: I can't... I can't hear it again.
Ross: And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?
Rachel: Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen with Ross and sighs)
Rachel: Look, Ross, he's just... Sandy is just sensitive, that's all.
Rachel: What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?
Rachel: Sandy made Madeleines.
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Ross: Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?
Ross: Hey...! Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
Sandy: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colours help their cerebral development... The whimsical characters are just for us. (He winks to Joey and Rachel. Ross's face says he disapproves. Joey sees that and kind of angrily says...)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's kitchen. Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle. Rachel now also enters the kitchen.]
Rachel: That was kind of rude!
Rachel: You know, he was just doing his job...
Rachel: Oh, come on Ross...
Rachel: (sighs) Oh... That's true.
Rachel: Well, you're the one who wants to fire him, so you're gonna have to do it. (Ross walks to the living room determined to fire Sandy)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Sandy is knitting baby clothes. Ross and Rachel walk into the living room.]
Rachel: I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)
Ross: Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel...
Rachel: (from behind the bedroom door) YOU! You feel!
Rachel: (from bedroom) Oh, damn you Geller!
Rachel: (from the bedroom) Huh ha ha!
Rachel: (entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.
MONICA: Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him. (Rachel glares at her, and she retreats to safety between Richard's legs)
Terry: Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart. You're a terrible, terrible waitress. Really, really awful.
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting between Rachel and Ross.]
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Rachel: Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.
Rachel: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup.
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
RACHEL: So wait, this guy goes down for like two years at a time?
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Yeah! Ive been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
Rachel: Oh my god.
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you so much!
Rachel: Saw what?
(Rachel enters, excited.)
Rachel: Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Rachel: Ok.
Rachel: I can't, I gotta go.
Rachel: Oh? Yeah! Sure!
Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
Rachel: Because!
Rachel: Because!
Rachel: Well, you should have.
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: By all means.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. Theres a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]
Rachel: Oh my God! Yes, I would love that, oh, that is soo sweet, Joey.
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
Rachel: (as Monica) Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown.
Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Rachel: I know. Joey: I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this was what I wanted.
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!
Joey: (hearing Rachel and jumping up with his plate) Oh God! Thats Rachel!
(Rachel is looking at the magazine and laughing.)
Rachel: Well, Phoebe that’s fine because I’m not moving.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.
Rachel: Five.
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Rachel: Thats all right. (to her friends) I mean hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh?
Rachel: Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.
Rachel: Come on you gotta have one!
Rachel: Great! Now he's gonna know it was me!
Ross: Uh-ha, what about someone who looks like Rachel? (Russell glares at him.) I will think about the therapy.
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
Rachel: Can you come here with me for a minute?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee.]
(Rachel and Monica look at each other, and agree on something without saying anything.)
Rachel: Hi mum, put her back on!
Rachel: I know. Im sorry. Look, Ill make a deal with you all right? Okay?
(Rachel walks away from Paolo, laughing.)
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Rachel: No way, forget it.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter.]
Rachel: Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! (Turns on the TV)
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your!
(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)
Rachel: And, Ill be nice.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]
Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica carries a box out of Rachels room.]
Rachel: I dont care, Im not going anywhere.
Rachel: Ok, ok, ok. I promise, I promise, I promise, I won’t do it again. I really do. I promise. This is gonna be great.
RACHEL: So uh, Ryan, were you shipping off to?
Rachel: Well,sounds like you two have issues.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: ...I think that bitch cracked my tooth.
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Rachel: Goodbye, baby.
Rachel: WellReally? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
Rachel: Oh my God, Le Poo, our dog!
Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
Rachel: Hey.
[Scene: Joey's room: Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in]
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!
Rachel: (Brings Marcel a teddy bear) Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, y'know, something to, um, do on the plane.
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey.]
Rachel: Oh. (She tries to walk away from Josh, by he keeps holding her) Stop it!
Rachel: Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.
Rachel: Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?
Rachel: Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Rachel: I know...
Rachel: Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time.
Rachel: Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that yknow.
Rachel: (through wall) Ooh... I love Barbados!
Rachel: I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again.
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Rachel: Okay... Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree and Evelyn?