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Rachel: Hi! Emma will be up in a minute!
Rachel: Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.
Rachel: Absolutely.
Rachel: So, uhm... what are you gonna do today?
Rachel: Oh my God, what!?
Rachel: Ok, look, Ross. I do not want Emma going to the playground.
Rachel: (upset) All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Rachel: Ok, fine! You can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there. And I was thinking Claire Danes.
Rachel: Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!
Rachel: All right!
Rachel: Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!
Rachel: Ok, careful.
Rachel: Careful, watch her hair. WATCH HER HAIR!
Rachel: I know (she touches Emma’s head) but they’re just so beautiful! Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.
Rachel: Ok.
Rachel: Ok.
Rachel: Ok, careful, ok. (Emma giggles) Oh, she’s smiling! Oh my God, she does like it!
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?
Rachel: Ok. Oh God. (To Ross) Get the camera, it’s in the diaper bag.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma. Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound]
Rachel: Oh, oh Ross, oh my God, are you okay?
Rachel: Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.
Rachel: Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else gets hurt?
Rachel: (looks at him suspiciously) I know what this is all about... You've always been jealous of my hair.
Rachel: Alright fine. I'll do it.
Rachel: If you hold a spider.
Rachel: IF you hold a spider.
Ross: I know. (Rachel bends down to Emma and Ross looks over his shoulder again, afraid)
[Scene: The playground. Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there. Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands.]
Rachel: Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.
Rachel: Ok... (and passes the spider to Ross who holds it in between his hands)
Rachel: (reluctantly) Ok... O-k...
Rachel: (more confident) Ok...
Rachel: whoo... ok... wow... ok... OH!
Rachel: A-alright! I can do this.
Rachel: That's because he's on your neck.
(Ross is now preoccupied with the spider, and forgets that Rachel is still using the swing. While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)
Rachel: ROSS!
(Rachel tries to stop mid-swing, and the swing starts to turn from side to side)
[Scene: The casino, Ross and Rachel are entering.]
(A young boy sees Rachel, points, and starts laughing.)
Rachel: Hi! (Hugs Phoebe)
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
Rachel: Hi!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
RACHEL: And she's not crazy?
Rachel: Oh, umm, I was just yknow working out and umm Oh, thats it.
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Rachel: What?! What else did he say?
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Rachel: Hm-mmm! (Opens the container)
Rachel: Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!
Rachel: Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.
Rachel: I bet 20.
Rachel: Hit me!
Rachel: She spit up. Judy! She spi�Judy! Look alive, Judy! (they sit down) Thank you.
Rachel: No, it's okay, you didn't know.
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: (trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!
Rachel: Ohhh!!
Rachel: Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Rachel: Good luck to ya!
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Rachel: Wow!
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? There's only one way I'm leaving this hotel room.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesnt mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Rachel: Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didnt tell him that, though? Right?
Monica: (on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but weve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Rachel: Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?
(The door opens. Rachel is standing there. Her coat is muddy and torn, her hair is dishevelled and her face is bruised. Everyone turns to look)
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Because I knew you were lying!
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....
Rachel: Pancho Vila?
Rachel: (under her breath) Sucker!
(Rachel turns to Ross stunned.)
(Ross and Rachel enter.)
Rachel: Oh my God.
Rachel: No!
Rachel: Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us.
Rachel: Whoa-oh, what's-what's that? (Points.)
Rachel: SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!
Rachel: Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walkin'! All right?
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
[Scene: Central Perk - Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas. Joey enters]
Joey: Who's your friend? He's hot! (Ross laughs and Rachel smacks him with her purse.)
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
(Rachel stops fast forwarding.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]
Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and its positive. Monicas pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she wont be totally alone.
Rachel: Oh! (She's trying to recover while still on the floor.)
Rachel: Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?
Rachel: Oh-oh, Pottery Barn! (Grabs the aforementioned catalog and holds the rest back out to Chandler.) You can throw the rest away.
RACHEL: Monica, let it go.
Rachel: Pheebs?
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Rachel: Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane.
Rachel: Okay, just give me the damn drops! (Grabs them and storms out.)
[Scene: The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on.]
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
Rachel: (bowing) Hello!
Rachel: What was that?!
Rachel: I havent seen it yet!
(Rachels cab backs up.)
RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
Rachel: Hey, Pheebs, quick question for ya.
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Rachel: I mean, y'know I'm just gonna have to accept it (She grabs the rest of the pictures)
Rachel: (entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Rachel: We took our apartment back!! (Slams the door shut.)
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...
Rachel: Hey!
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Rachel: What?
Ross: I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?
Rachel: Fine. Fine, but Ill have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but Ill go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if thats what you want!