words in movies
Rachel: Hi! Emma will be up in a minute!
Rachel: Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.
Rachel: Absolutely.
Rachel: So, uhm... what are you gonna do today?
Rachel: Oh my God, what!?
Rachel: Ok, look, Ross. I do not want Emma going to the playground.
Rachel: (upset) All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Rachel: Ok, fine! You can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there. And I was thinking Claire Danes.
Rachel: Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!
Rachel: All right!
Rachel: Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!
Rachel: Ok, careful.
Rachel: Careful, watch her hair. WATCH HER HAIR!
Rachel: I know (she touches Emma’s head) but they’re just so beautiful! Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.
Rachel: Ok.
Rachel: Ok.
Rachel: Ok, careful, ok. (Emma giggles) Oh, she’s smiling! Oh my God, she does like it!
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?
Rachel: Ok. Oh God. (To Ross) Get the camera, it’s in the diaper bag.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma. Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound]
Rachel: Oh, oh Ross, oh my God, are you okay?
Rachel: Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.
Rachel: Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else gets hurt?
Rachel: (looks at him suspiciously) I know what this is all about... You've always been jealous of my hair.
Rachel: Alright fine. I'll do it.
Rachel: If you hold a spider.
Rachel: IF you hold a spider.
Ross: I know. (Rachel bends down to Emma and Ross looks over his shoulder again, afraid)
[Scene: The playground. Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there. Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands.]
Rachel: Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one.
Rachel: Ok... (and passes the spider to Ross who holds it in between his hands)
Rachel: (reluctantly) Ok... O-k...
Rachel: (more confident) Ok...
Rachel: whoo... ok... wow... ok... OH!
Rachel: A-alright! I can do this.
Rachel: That's because he's on your neck.
(Ross is now preoccupied with the spider, and forgets that Rachel is still using the swing. While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)
Rachel: ROSS!
(Rachel tries to stop mid-swing, and the swing starts to turn from side to side)
Rachel: Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Hey, Monica!
Rachel: No! Help me!
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Oh-oh, sorry, its this way, its this way. (Motions to the correct way.)
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?
Rachel: Ugh!
Rachel: So .
Rachel: Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Oh well, no I
Rachel: Ohhhh, come on!!!
Rachel: Ohh, youve waited soo long.
Rachel: Ill get her.
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake hes made with a woman.]
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Rachel: Honey, thats youre name.
Rachel: Oh, yknow, would you just for once, not remember every little thing!! (Storms out.)
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were savin that for the Pope!
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Rachel: I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart.
Rachel: Sophisticated like a hooker?
RACHEL: And then Jean-Claude took me to that place Crossroads and that's where we hung out with Drew Barrymore.
(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)
Rachel: No, I dont.
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Rachel: (taking the brush back) Okay. Lets use this brush. (Hands him another one.)
Rachel: Oh, hey!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Yeah, I
Rachel: Joshua.
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
Rachel: Basketball!
Rachel: No! Not at all!
Rachel: Hmm.
Rachel: Guess who we ran into today?!
Rachel: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch. Sandy holds Emma. Ross enters the apartment. Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs]
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Ross is finishing up her make-up.]
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Ross: What, now youre not even taking to me? (moves over to the coffee table) Look Rachel, I-Im sorry, okay, Im sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought Id lost you, I didnt know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I dont cheat right, I, thats not me, Im not Joey!
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
RACHEL: Monica, what are you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... (she picks up this bug and it starts to play the theme from Love Story)
Rachel: Well, wait a minute, youre the boss! Why dont you just yell at them? Or, fire them?
Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh oh-oh-oh
(Rachel laughs hysterically for no reason.)
Rachel: (grabbing the magazine out of his hands) Call her! Call her now!
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Rachel: Oh, thank goodness!
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
(Rachel comes out from their apartment with a mirror and a lipstick in her hands)
Rachel: Chandler, Im not gonna lie to ya, but I am gonna run away from you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
RACHEL: Ok honey, you really need a job.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Rachel: Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?
Phoebe: Ooh that is definitely Chandler, Joey, or Ross. (Thinks) Or-or Rachel!
Rachel: But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Rachel: Well honey, then why don't you break up with one of them?
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay should I be scared?
Phoebe and Rachel: Yes, we should. I think we should.
Rachel: (refers to the table) What are these?
Rachel: Because he's stealing from me!
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: And did you?!
RACHEL: I just can't believe this is happening. I mean, when I was little, everybody's parents were getting divorced. I just figured as a grownup I wouldn't have to worry about this.
Rachel: Oh my God.
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
Rachel: Uh-uh-uh, right now? Because Ive kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Rachel: Thank God.
Rachel: And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
Rachel: Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh! (they hug) Wow! You remember Joey?
Rachel: Thanks for lunch, Chandler. Y'know, you didnt have to walk me all the way back up here.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch. Ross puts a blanket over her.]
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Oh wait, dont you have to pay for your, (looks at his magazine) Busty Ladies?
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh no-no, no-no, they dont want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.
Rachel: Oh?
Rachel: I know!
Rachel: Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.
Rachel: Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you...
Rachel: Surprise!!!
Rachel: Well, it was all Rosss idea.
Rachel: Up!
Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: What? Youre leaving?!
Rachel: Hes not 11!