words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someones cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones.]
Phoebe: Oh you did? (To Rachel) He did it! He did it!
Rachel: Wow! What did he do?
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Rachel: Well, I havent discussed it with him yet, but I know hes gonna be relieved. Last week, he brought this girl over and I started talking to her about morning sickness and then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book.
Rachel: Not so much.
Rachel: Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
Ross: Well I dont know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.
Rachel: Yeah that would really be great.
Rachel: Well can we see it?! Oh maybe we shouldnt. I mean if she just died this morning out of respect.
Rachel: Shall we?
Rachel: And Im Rachel, an admirer of the building.
Rachel: Ahh.
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
Rachel: So shes really not dead.
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
Ross: Its not for me, its for Rachel.
Joey: But Rachel has an apartment.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game.]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: How was the game?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Rachel: Honey, its so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I cant do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: I do too a little bit.
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns.]
Rachel: Hi!
Monica: (looking at Rachels jeans) Where did you get those jeans?!
Rachel: You gave them to me!
Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.
Rachel: What bra?
Rachel: You mean the one that youre wearing? (Adjusts Monicas pink bra strap as Monica looks down her shirt.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib.]
Rachel: What is this?
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Rachel: But Joey the baby is going to be crying, its going to be loud.
Rachel: Its gonna be up all night!
Rachel: Its gonna poop!
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Rachel: Joey, are you sure?
Joey: Yeah! All rightLook, I know sometimes itll be hard, okay? But, itll also be really really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.
Rachel: I want me to stay too.
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Rachel: Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
Rachel: Wow! Whoa-whoa whats under the covers?
Rachel: Its moving.
Rachel: Its still(Screams)Its got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put.]
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Rachel: Huh, thats funny. You look like youre gonna be the
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Awwww.
Rachel: Joey?
Rachel: Okay.
(Rachel hugs him)
Rachel: Do you want to put the book in the freezer?
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it hasyeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
Rachel: Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!
Monica: All right, come here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.)
Rachel: How often do you read it?
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.
Rachel: I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.
Rachel: We were on a break!
Rachel: Hi, sweetie!
Rachel: Yeah, you bet.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Rachel: Fine. (on phone) Hi! Yes, Id like to order a large pizza.
Rachel: Funny book?
Rachel: Oh my God!!! Ross!!
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
RACHEL: Pretty uhm, different huh?
Rachel: Because, hes my friend.
Rachel: Really!?
[Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel all exchange money.]
Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, whos ass I cannot kick.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!
Rachel: A big idiot.
Rachel: Come on Ross! Im miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), who knows? Im just kiddingSeriously, (leans into the cassette recorder Shelley is using) gal pal Rachel Green.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
RACHEL: Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.
Rachel: Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
Rachel: Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi.
[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]
Rachel: Oh, that is so...
Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: Aww, and good luck to you too! (To Monica and Rachel) What a nice lady!
Rachel: I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! (Hugs Monica.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
Phoebe: (to Rachel, whos staying in the cab.) Arent you gonna go?
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)
Rachel: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Rachel: No. Thank you.
Rachel: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: Eh. Beth dies.
Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Rachel: Oo, I cant watch this, its like Sophies Choice.
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
Rachel: Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]
Rachel: Oh, hi.
Rachel: Oh, they're firemen guys.
(Ross calls Rachel)
Rachel: (nervous) So it would just be, me alone?
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Rachel: (angrily) None for me.
Rachel: Hey, Ross!!! I told you I dont!
Rachel: Good bye!
Rachel: Ross youre not listening to me, I dont have time to stop.
Rachel: But I told you, I didnt have the time!
Monica: All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long.
Rachel: Just a job!
Rachel: Well neither do I!
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Rachel: (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving?
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Rachel: OK, OK, it's my turn. (reads the answer)
Rachel: Yeah. Well, umm.....
Rachel: No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!
Rachel: Oh. Okay, bye.
Rachel: Hello.
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Rachel: I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back y'know of course, 'cause "Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!"
Rachel: Nobody.
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Im so glad you called.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Ross: Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows Im talking about it. (Rachel starts to peek at the file) Dont-dont youWhWhaHey!!
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Nobody.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Oh Pheebs thats so sweet(Grabs a pair of pants)Ooh, those are so cute!
Rachel: I bet youre a Gemini.
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Rachel: Bye.
Rachel: So, I love you.
Rachel: And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8:30.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Well since Im movin out and-and youre so beautiful
Joey: No, no, no! Its real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! Im up for a Soapie!
Monica: Rachel, what are you doing? Its freezing out here. Would you come back inside?
RACHEL: No, I knew.
RACHEL: What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?