words in movies
Rachel: (to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with?
Joey: I know why I don't remember her, huh? (he winks at Rachel)
Rachel: Do you think I'm someone else?
Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!
Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
(Rachel enters from the main door)
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Oh
Rachel: Hi
Rachel: what?
Rachel: Oh! Oh, no!
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...
Rachel: Oh no! Not me! Emma!
(Rachel arrives with a lot of clothes)
Rachel: Ah, this place is great!
Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).
Rachel: Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! (she picks up a blue sweater). I mean, this is just beautiful!
Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]
Rachel: We got some really great stuff!
Rachel: Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?
Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Phoebe: And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
Rachel: Hey. I need to tell you something.
Rachel: Well, I-I said yes.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Monica is entering.]
Rachel: I'm just not going.
Rachel: Sure.
Rachel: Joey proposed to me.
Rachel: Yeah, I mean whatever.
Rachel: Joey asked me marry him.
Rachel: I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much.
Chandler: You still havent told Rachel you werent really proposing?
Chandler: Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.
Rachel: Surprised?
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: Hey.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Ross is entering.]
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Rachel: Yes you did!
Rachel: You didnt propose to me. Joey did.
RACHEL: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.
Rachel: Well then why did you give me a ring?
Rachel: Yes, you did! And dont you say, "No, I didnt!"
Rachel: Yes, you did!
Rachel: Yeah, what did happen?
Rachel: Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: You were gonna propose to me?
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Wonderful weird.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings.]
Rachel: Shes perfect.
Rachel: We really are.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh wow, this feels weird.
Rachel: Wh-whats that?
Rachel: Yeah, maybe.
Rachel: Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!
Rachel: Im sorry, what?
Rachel: I know. I know. Ive feeling
[Scene: Rachels Hospital Room, Ross is sitting next to Rachel.]
Ross: Rachel said shed marry you?!
[Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table.]
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Rachel: (enters with Emma) Hi!
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
Passenger: Oh-no.(He bites his fist at her.)And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break. (Rachel gasps and doesnt know what to say. He puts his headphones back on.)
Rachel: The diapers?
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.]
Rachel: Thanks.
Rachel: Monica is Ross' sister.
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure.
Rachel: Ugh, those bastards! Lets go.
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had you baby?
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
[Scene: The Baby Furniture Store, Ross and Rachel are checking out.]
Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
Rachel: What? Its true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Rachel: Okaaay. (To the guys, on the couch) Any of you guys want anything else?
Rachel: Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Rachel: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.
Rachel: (giggles and cant look at him) Hi!
Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
Ross: Ah, Rachel I guess.
Rachel: Yeah. (Laughs nervously)
Rachel: I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... (gives him her drink) I meanI'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues to cry.]
Rachel: Yeah, I guess. I-I I mean, do-do you think were ever gonna have that?
Rachel: Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
Rachel: I have to go to the bathroom. (Goes to the bathroom)
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Ross enters.]
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Rachel: I mean I got news for you mister, Emma? Not easy.
Rachel: Okay, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?
Rachel: No its really okay Monica!
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
(Ross and Rachel enter)
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: (To Monica) Do you have to go?
Ross: Rachel, I can see you dialing! I don't understand why...
Rachel: Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice.
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.
Rachel: Dr. Wiener.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?
Rachel: (Grabs the phone and stars dialing) (On phone) (In a high pitch voice) Wiener, Wiener (In a low pitch voice) Wiener, Wiener!!!
Rachel: Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!
Joey: Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.
Rachel: My boss wants to buy my baby!
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
Rachel: You get your messages!
Rachel: Why? What was it?
Rachel: Yes, of course there is! Okay? I'm not insane!