words in movies
Rachel: (to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with?
Joey: I know why I don't remember her, huh? (he winks at Rachel)
Rachel: Do you think I'm someone else?
Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!
Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
(Rachel enters from the main door)
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Oh
Rachel: Hi
Rachel: what?
Rachel: Oh! Oh, no!
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...
Rachel: Oh no! Not me! Emma!
(Rachel arrives with a lot of clothes)
Rachel: Ah, this place is great!
Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).
Rachel: Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! (she picks up a blue sweater). I mean, this is just beautiful!
Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]
Rachel: We got some really great stuff!
Rachel: Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?
Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Rachel: (stunned) And theres marketing
Rachel: That is totally different for two reasons. One - I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass, we had a deap meaningful relationship.
(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)
Rachel: Okay.
(Rachel looks at Ross and gets his approval.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news.]
Rachel: Joey theres something that you should know. Dina?
Rachel: What?! Dina
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: No, I couldn't let you do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)
Rachel: What college was that Dina?
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Rachel: Joey, what are you doing?
Rachel: Oh Joey this is crazy!
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Rachel: Oh, come on kids! A little help here!
Rachel: (looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying.]
Rachel: (To Dina) Really? (Nods her head at Bobby.)
(Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps.)
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Monica: Yes? (jumping as Rachel punches her arm) ..yes, she is.
Rachel: No! Seriously! Whats wrong with you?!
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Yeah.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee.]
Rachel: This Alan again? How's it goin'?
Rachel: Really?! So this has happened to you?
Rachel: Ah.
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
RACHEL: Yeah you like totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
Rachel: Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?
Rachel: Yes, you are.
Rachel: No. Im very comfortable.
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Rachel: Do you feel it too?
Rachel: Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?
Rachel: Okay, even this is turning me on!
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
Rachel: Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?
Phoebe: Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there
Rachel: Listen, yknow what? I was really freaked out too when I found out
Rachel: Look at that guy by the window, wow!
Rachel: fellas
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Phoebe no!
Rachel: Yeah. (They go into the kitchen.)
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .
[Scene: The hallway, Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him.]
Rachel: has your girlfriend got the butt?
Rachel: Its just the pizza place.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is on the phone.]
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
MONICA: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, Im just having a, having a rough day.
Rachel: No-no, but I support it.
Joey: Youre Rachel!
Rachel: Youre Joey!
Rachel: What-what if I marry RossOr Joey?
Rachel: Right back at ya!
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
Rachel: Okay, good night!
Rachel: No!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Thats the end of this conversation!
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Rachel: Shake that nasty butt...
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Rachel: YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: And that makes you angry because
RACHEL: Oh my God, look there's Roy Gublik.
Rachel: They made you head of the department!
Rachel: So fellas
Rachel: Huh?
Rachel: All right?
Rachel: (interrupting) Okay! Ill go with ya! Ill go! Ill go with ya.
Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! Im gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.
Rachel: Yeah, actually thats my roommates.
Rachel: We cant find Chandler (Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)s vest. We cant find Chandlers vest.
Rachel: All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
Rachel: Hm-mmm.
Rachel: Oh my God. And that works?!
Joey: Please dont kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasnt there fault, it was mine.