words in movies
Rachel: (to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with?
Joey: I know why I don't remember her, huh? (he winks at Rachel)
Rachel: Do you think I'm someone else?
Rachel: Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Well, it's a little low... pick up a little... (Ross picks it up) a little bit more... (he picks it up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There you go! (pause) Now throw it away!
Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
(Rachel enters from the main door)
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Oh
Rachel: Hi
Rachel: what?
Rachel: Oh! Oh, no!
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ...
Rachel: Oh no! Not me! Emma!
(Rachel arrives with a lot of clothes)
Rachel: Ah, this place is great!
Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).
Rachel: Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! (she picks up a blue sweater). I mean, this is just beautiful!
Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Rachel: Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you.
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags.]
Rachel: We got some really great stuff!
Rachel: Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?
Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
Rachel: (going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?
Rachel: Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.
RACHEL: Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Ross and Rachel: Ooohhhh!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
Rachel: Ross, I really dont think
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I
Rachel: Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Umm
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Rachel: Yeah, Im doing okay. Im um lets talk.
Rachel: Not in the street!!
(Joey turns and looks at quite possibly one of the ugliest pets that you can possibly buy on the planet. Rachel has bought herself a hairless cat. Yep, a hairless cat! Joey and Ross start to get sick.)
Rachel: (starting to cry) Ohh
Rachel: Ohhh
Rachel: Yeah, its just yknow
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Rachel: Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
Rachel and Monica: Noo!!
Rachel: Oh yeah he's too cute to be straight.
Rachel: (They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee.]
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone.
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!
Rachel: (opens her present from Ross; it's a dark-red scarf) Oohh, I love it!
Rachel: Do I have my own castle?
Rachel: Ooh, I like those sunglasses.
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Rachel: I dont think so.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Rachel: (showing Phoebe her phone) His new girlfriend!
Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
Rachel: How are ya?
Rachel: You stole the phone!
Rachel: Phoebe!
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Rachel: You just said it!
Rachel: Phoebe! You cant do th
Rachel: Oh Phoebe!
Rachel: Ohh! (Exits.)
Rachel: You do know that I will be here when he comes over.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Rachel: I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. (Which is an actual product by the way, Im not sure about the 3000 part.)
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
Rachel: Well why shouldnt I?!
Rachel: Hey! Hey!
Rachel: Hi Danny! (Notices his box of liquor he's carrying.) Wow! Thirsty huh?
Rachel: I dont know!
Rachel: Oh I dont-I dont know.
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Rachel: Ohh
Rachel: I know! (Realizes what Phoebe said.) What?!
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: (screaming) MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!! (Runs to Monicas.)
(She laughs as Rachel enters.)
Joey: That uh, that is my roommate Rachel.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: God. You seem really, really nice.
Rachel: You are so beautiful.
Rachel: No!
Ross: (To Rachel) Do you wanna start telling secrets?
Rachel: Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!
Rachel: Phoebe, come on that's silly.
Luisa: Ah, it's not so much you, you were fat, you had your own problems. (To Rachel) But you? What a bitch!
Monica: Oh my God! A friend hes looking at differently, but its wrong. Its Rachel!
Rachel: No. No.
Rachel: Oh, yeah go ahead.
Rachel: Hi! Hi Ben!
Rachel: Huh umm
Rachel: What-what about Monica?
Rachel: Well thatyknow its just uh, Ive never done that before. Me and him alone.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
Rachel: Yeah I think so.
Ross: (To Rachel) I wasnt talking to you.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Rachel: Water it is.
Rachel: HEY!! Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!
Rachel: Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?
Rachel: No, Im not.
Rachel: Yeah? You like that one?
Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I-Im funny Ben, but Im not stupid. Okay?
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
Phoebe: Bye! (She exits, leaving Rachel and Joey alone.)
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Rachel storms in.]