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Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
(Rachel sticks a marshmellow into Monicas nose. Monica takes it out of her nose by closing one nostril, and blowing.)
Rachel: Oh! That would be sooo much fun!
Rachel: Lets do it! Ross?
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Rachel: Um, there was a Geller Cup?
Rachel: Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.
Rachel: (knocking it down instead of catching it) That almost hit me in the face.
Rachel, Chandler, and Joey: What?
Rachel: Monica, Im your best friend.
Rachel: Ross!
(Phoebe kisses Rachel on the cheek, then joins her team.)
Rachel: You dont pick me! Youre stuck with me!
Rachel: (coming over to Ross, who is just getting up) Are you okay?
(Rachel runs a quick slant.)
Rachel: Over here!
Rachel: (proud of her self) I almost caught that one!
Rachel: Wait, what am I gonna do?
Rachel: Wait, how long?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah, I know, go long. Y'know, its like all Im doing is running back and forth from the huddle.
Rachel: Can I see that for second.
(Rachel takes the ball from his hands and bounces it off of Rosss forehead and Chandler catches the rebound.)
Rachel: Now, does it really matter?
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
[Sequence 4: Ross hikes the ball to Chandler, and the camera pans down to show Rachel standing deep in the end zone, playing with her gum. Something hits her on the head and she looks up to see where it came from.]
[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]
Rachel: I went really long.
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.
Ross: Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey youre with me.
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
Rachel: Are you gonna let me play?
Rachel: Yeah!!! Kill um!!!
[Sequence 2: Phoebe throws the ball, and its intercepted by Joey, who starts to run up field. Rachel jumps on his back in order to try and tackle him, but she doesnt slow him down. Monica and Phoebe then both grab her legs in order to stop Joey, who still manages to fight through the tackle and score the touchdown.]
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
Rachel: No! Come on! Dont make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Monica: All right Rachel, you sweep behind, Ill pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break.
Rachel: Thank you! Break!
(Phoebe snaps the ball to Monica, who pitches back to Rachel.)
(They all rush toward Rachel, who panics and runs away. She runs out of the park and up along the fence, she then comes back into the park and runs past Monica, as she gets to Monica, she throws the ball at Monica, and it hits her in the eye.)
Rachel: Im so sorry! Are you okay?
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Monica: All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long.
Rachel: (on the verge of tears) Okay.
(In slow motion, Phoebe snaps the ball, Rachel goes long. Joey and Chandler and all over Phoebe, leaving Rachel wide open. Ross starts to rush Monica, who sees Phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to Rachel. We see flying through the air, and then Rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then Rachel again, then the ball, then Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey staring at it in shock. Then with the grace of Jerry Rice (no offense to Jerry Rice), Rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. Both Phoebe and Monica erupt in celebration.)
Rachel: (in triumph) I got a touchdown! We did it!!
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner.]
Rachel: We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe theres a like league we could join or something.
Rachel: Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.
Rachel: No, I dont want to tell you.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Rachel: Because its embarrassing.
Will: Uh, except that it was really the I Hate Rachel Club.
Rachel: Well youre not gonna be able to keep doing this.
Rachel: You what?
Rachel: Right. Wow!
Rachel: Well, why didnt you just take a cab?
Rachel: Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.
Rachel: Hey Joey, can I ask you something?
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: Im sorry. Im sorry. Its just Its just so sad!
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Rachel: Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Rachel: Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.
Joey: (thinking) Hey, its your girlfriend, Rachel!
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Rachel: Y'know, it is not like I did this on purpose.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Ive come up with a bunch of ideas!
Rachel: Popular.
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy.
Rachel: Okay fine, what do you have?
Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. Joey, theyre my favorite. Thank you.
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: All right.
Rachel: Im really, really not.
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Rachel: Okay, James.
Rachel: But only if its a girl.
Rachel: Ross, why do you hate our child?
Rachel: Veto.
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Rachel: Right. Right.
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: I didnt!
Rachel: Third one from the left?
Rachel: Oh! (Motions to Joeys co-star.)
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Rachel: No! There is.. there is noone else!
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Rachel: Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: I wouldSequoia?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device.]
Rachel: Fine.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: A what?!
Rachel: Okay. (Pushes play.) Okay, thats him! Thats him! Thats Cujo! Thats Cujo!
Rachel: You said girl!
Rachel: Thats what you just said!
Rachel: Yes, please.
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Chandler: You like Rachel?!
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Rachel: (entering) Hi, sweetie.
Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
Rachel: Yes!
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe you lied to me.
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
RACHEL: Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.
Rachel: Who is it?
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Woman at door: Hello? Rachel?
Rachel: Really?
(Rachel runs over and answers the phone with the blender in hand.)
Rachel: Yeah, everythings fine!
Rachel: Oh, I gotta go back in there.
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Ross: Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, yknow what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, heres-heres 60 bucks, why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: Hide my rings.
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!
Joey: (To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.
Rachel: Oh Ross!! (Runs to the bathroom and closes the door.)
Rachel: Whats up?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: But Ross, its you and me!