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Monica: Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
(Rachel sticks a marshmellow into Monicas nose. Monica takes it out of her nose by closing one nostril, and blowing.)
Rachel: Oh! That would be sooo much fun!
Rachel: Lets do it! Ross?
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Rachel: Um, there was a Geller Cup?
Rachel: Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.
Rachel: (knocking it down instead of catching it) That almost hit me in the face.
Rachel, Chandler, and Joey: What?
Rachel: Monica, Im your best friend.
Rachel: Ross!
(Phoebe kisses Rachel on the cheek, then joins her team.)
Rachel: You dont pick me! Youre stuck with me!
Rachel: (coming over to Ross, who is just getting up) Are you okay?
(Rachel runs a quick slant.)
Rachel: Over here!
Rachel: (proud of her self) I almost caught that one!
Rachel: Wait, what am I gonna do?
Rachel: Wait, how long?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah, I know, go long. Y'know, its like all Im doing is running back and forth from the huddle.
Rachel: Can I see that for second.
(Rachel takes the ball from his hands and bounces it off of Rosss forehead and Chandler catches the rebound.)
Rachel: Now, does it really matter?
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
[Sequence 4: Ross hikes the ball to Chandler, and the camera pans down to show Rachel standing deep in the end zone, playing with her gum. Something hits her on the head and she looks up to see where it came from.]
[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]
Rachel: I went really long.
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.
Ross: Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey youre with me.
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
Rachel: Are you gonna let me play?
Rachel: Yeah!!! Kill um!!!
[Sequence 2: Phoebe throws the ball, and its intercepted by Joey, who starts to run up field. Rachel jumps on his back in order to try and tackle him, but she doesnt slow him down. Monica and Phoebe then both grab her legs in order to stop Joey, who still manages to fight through the tackle and score the touchdown.]
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
Rachel: No! Come on! Dont make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Monica: All right Rachel, you sweep behind, Ill pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break.
Rachel: Thank you! Break!
(Phoebe snaps the ball to Monica, who pitches back to Rachel.)
(They all rush toward Rachel, who panics and runs away. She runs out of the park and up along the fence, she then comes back into the park and runs past Monica, as she gets to Monica, she throws the ball at Monica, and it hits her in the eye.)
Rachel: Im so sorry! Are you okay?
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Monica: All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long.
Rachel: (on the verge of tears) Okay.
(In slow motion, Phoebe snaps the ball, Rachel goes long. Joey and Chandler and all over Phoebe, leaving Rachel wide open. Ross starts to rush Monica, who sees Phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to Rachel. We see flying through the air, and then Rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then Rachel again, then the ball, then Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey staring at it in shock. Then with the grace of Jerry Rice (no offense to Jerry Rice), Rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. Both Phoebe and Monica erupt in celebration.)
Rachel: (in triumph) I got a touchdown! We did it!!
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so youre five feet short, so we win!
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner.]
Rachel: We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe theres a like league we could join or something.
Rachel: Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Chandler: You like Rachel?!
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Rachel: (entering) Hi, sweetie.
Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
Rachel: Yes!
Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe you lied to me.
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
RACHEL: Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.
Rachel: Who is it?
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Woman at door: Hello? Rachel?
Rachel: Really?
(Rachel runs over and answers the phone with the blender in hand.)
Rachel: Yeah, everythings fine!
Rachel: Oh, I gotta go back in there.
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Ross: Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, yknow what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, heres-heres 60 bucks, why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: Hide my rings.
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Rachel: Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.
Rachel: Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!
Joey: (To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.
Rachel: Oh Ross!! (Runs to the bathroom and closes the door.)
Rachel: Whats up?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (Gasps) Are you breaking up with us?
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: But Ross, its you and me!
Rachel: Um... hi.
Rachel: Okay, you gotta give me some of your piece.
Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>
Rachel: Aw.
Rachel: I haven't seen you in like.. a year.
(Rachel exits with coffee)
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
Joey: (notices something in the mail that Rachel brought in) Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.
Phoebe: All right. Oh! Shoot! Oh shoot! Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape!
Rachel: (entering) Hi.
Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who is this?
Rachel: Uh.... its Emma.
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Rachel: Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.
Joey: Rachel stuff.
Rachel: What?! No! Im not gonna move out!
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry! Do you need the phone?
Joey: Yeah-eh-eah! (Rachel glares at him) Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.
Rachel: Why? You saw it? Is it scary?
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award.]
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Rachel: Uh! Its horrible!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
[Scene: Joeys in the front entrance watching for Rachel. The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in.)
Joey: Its Rachel.
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
[Scene: Ross and Rachels. Rachel is standing in front of the TV holding a video.]
Rachel: Yeah. (She goes out to join her in the hall and starts looking for the dropped socks.)
Joey: Its Rachel.
Ross: Rachel?!
Joey: Yes. I like Rachel.
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Ross: Um, you you like Rachel?
Gunther: Rachel?!!
Rachel: Whoa!!
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Wow that was a big one.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Chandler are on the couch.]
Ross: Rachel whos carrying my baby? Rachel?
Rachel: Oh-oh! Okay, shes kicking!
Rachel: Oh, its so sad they never had a chance to meet.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Well, whats he like?!
Rachel: Oh, I was just gonna ask!
Rachel: Oh sure. Older?
Rachel: Of course, of course.
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
CHANDLER and JOEY: Woah, hey, yo. [Rachel and Ross move]
Phoebe: Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!
Rachel: (going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.