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(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)
Rachel: All right! Who's are they? Who's are they?
(Rachel turns and stares at him.)
Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?
Rachel: (waving them in his face) Take 'em! (Joey makes a noise and jumps out of the way.) Joey, you can touch them! They're your underwear.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
Rachel: Hey, Pheebs!
Rachel: What are you reading?
Rachel: Honey that sounds like fun.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh, I read that in high school.
[Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Sorry I'm late, but I left late.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what is the book about?
Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anywayumm, what is this book about?
The Teacher: How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green?
Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I think is-is mirrored in the wildness of Heathcliff's character.
The Teacher: Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here
Phoebe: (To Rachel) You completely stole my answer!
Rachel: Well, honey that was pretty obvious.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class.]
Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!
Cynthia: Oh, candles! (Notices something.) What is that? A blanket? A video camera? Oh my God! (As she storms out, Rachel returns and overhears the conversation.)
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Rachel: Joey, is what she just said ummOh my God. (Looks around the room.) You were actually gonna (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) (Rachel stares in shock.)
Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier. Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica.]
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in, on time this time.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
Rachel: Well, I was gonna, but I accidentally read something else.
Rachel: Vogue! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman.
Rachel: Come on Phoebe! Dont be such a goodie-goodie!
Rachel: A cyborg?! Isn't that like a robot?!
Phoebe: Umm, Rachel and I were just discussing it and she had some very interesting insights.
The Teacher: Well, go ahead Rachel.
Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
Rachel: Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Rachel: That was not funny!
Rachel: Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!
Rachel: Ohh. Oh, so you really wanted to learn. Yeah, y'know, Pheebs I just wanted to have fun. Ohh, you know who you should go with?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail. While doing this, Monica's picture falls out. He bends over to pick it up and gasps. While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture.]
Rachel: (sees the picture) Oh my God! That's Monica!!
Rachel: You get away from me!! You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!!
Rachel: Joey has got a secret peephole!
Rachel: Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!
Rachel: Look! (Shows Ross the picture.)
Rachel: Well, what is the truth?
Rachel: Monica, is this true?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Rachel: And the video camera?
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Rachel: Me too.
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
(Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen)
Rachel: (excited) Are you serious?
Rachel: Yeah, that was an awesome day!
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Rachel: Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula.
Rachel: (interrupting him) Oh Chandler, stop talking!
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! (they hug)
Rachel: (watching a television where the scene is shown, startled) OH!
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
[Scene: The Hospital, Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed. Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on.]
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Rachel: Hi!
<Amy starts spitting on Rachel's hand and Rachel is saying ew and pushes her away>
Rachel: Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!
Rachel: God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!
Rachel: Kiss me.
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Rachel: (pause) Kiss me.
Rachel: No, I'm saying...
Rachel: I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.
Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it happened.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
Rachel: Olivia.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa]
Rachel: Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.
Rachel: So do you think that my dream means anything?
Rachel: You took the same class twice.
Rachel and Monica: Hi.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Rachel: Ok, we're still on that.
Rachel: Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: uh-huh
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in]
Rachel: (looks puzzled) How...how...?
Rachel: Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.
Rachel: What...that scene I saw was so good!
Rachel: So?
Rachel: What...how is it going with Drake?
Rachel: (to herself) Wow...definitely just Drake...
Rachel: It just might be too hard, given the history and all that
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Rachel: (Tapping the clipboard) well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my "In case of emergency" person?
Rachel: Yeah well, Im-Im a slut.
Rachel: So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldnt be awkward!
Rachel: (starting to cry) Im-Im sorry, I just thought that
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah
Rachel: Yeah! Okay, two larges coming right up!
Rachel: No reason.
Rachel: No, one of them...
Chandler: (to Rachel) Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you. (shows her the cuffs)
Rachel: (giggling and whispering) Maybe.
Rachel: I know them from work.
Monica: Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
Rachel: I don't know, what were the names I just said?
Phoebe: I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... (she plays the answering machine)
Rachel: You don't know anything.
Rachel: You do that every year??
Rachel: Well, then so you just invite me...!
Rachel: Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess.]
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Rachel: ... Ok, who is this?
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Rachel: What? Yes, I am!
Rachel: Sure! (Monica takes her apart) Oh...
Rachel: Look Joey, come on shes so perfect for you! I mean shes sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
Rachel: Ok
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Rachel: Nice to meet you.
[Scene: The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it]
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe.]
Rachel: I always loved that!!
Ross: What? (turns around to look at Rachel)
Rachel: Come on! I think this is funny! (Ross leaves)
Rachel: Okay, calm down, here they are. (Gives back the sunglasses.)
Joey: (To Rachel) What have you got there?
Rachel: Because youre not finished yet and I wont have it! Greens do not quit!
Rachel: (drunken voice) I think I am.
Rachel: Joey, you're so sweet.
(Rachel is puzzled)
Rachel: (picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?
Rachel: Who (looks around)?
Rachel: Oh, Very funny... Joey.