words in movies
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Frank: See the thing is umm, were not able to yknow, uh, conceive.
Monica: No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
Joey: Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother?!
Chandler: Youre gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?
Monica: Yeah, like youre gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
Rachel: Why? Just because youre not mature enough to understand something like that?!
Ross: And youre afraid you wont be able to fill his shoes.
Phoebe: Wow! You really go all out when youre expecting company.
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
Chandler: Oh, its so hard to care when youre this relaxed.
Phoebe: Were in the bathroom!
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Chandler: Youre not?
Chandler: Yeah. And what youre doing feels so good.
Eric: Were both teachers.
Chandler: And yet you dont recognize that youre crazy.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that thats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.
Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Monica: Well yknow Joey, youre a pretty charming guy.
Ross: What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyre uh theyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.
Chandler: Well, youre not suggesting that we spend all of the money on the wedding?
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Don: Youre kidding me!
Ross: What?! Youre in love with her.
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Rachel: Oh my God youre amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Gert: Faster! Youre not going fast enough!
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
Chandler: Oh relax man, relax. Youre looking a little flushed.
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Ross: (faking starting to cry) Oh God youre right.
Rachel: Thank you were so excited
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
Monica: (To Chandler) You think were being obvious?
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Joey: I think youre right.
Passenger: If youre planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one.
Monica: Joey! Youre doing great!
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
The Interviewer: Now, off the record, youre not
Monica: (entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna
Chandler: Youre turning into a woman.
Joey: Hey, youre the one that loves the picture.
Joey: But youre still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Ross: Yknow, I dont think were going to settle this.
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Joey: All right Chandler, youre up.
Ross: What?! While shes been going through this hell, youve been making money?! Youre betting on your friend staying in this misery?! (Phoebe lowers her head and shakes it yes.)
Ross: Yknow what? Youre just upset because youre losing.
Mrs. Green: Oh youre gonna do that ten times a day?
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Joey: Yes! Yes, youre back in the lead!
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Ross: Yes! Yes, youre gonna be so missed.
Mrs. Green: Youre gonna be a great father.
Rachel: I hope youre going somewhere with this.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre-youre right.
Ross: What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Phoebe: Sounds like youre a little jealous.
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Phoebe: Youre on!
Phoebe: Fine! Youre on!
Ross: Fine! Fine! Yknow what? Whatever you want. Okay? Youre the mommy.
Ross: Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh, youre nice to her.
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Joey: Which were still keeping under our hats!
Ross: Were having a baby.
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Ross: I really think theyre out of rooms.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
Rachel: Oh Ross youre so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax (She takes her hands off of the wheel.)
Rachel: Okay Joey, were luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Ross: Sweetie youre doing great.
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.