words in movies
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Joey: Yeah, youre roommate is a soap opera star.
Rachel: Look, yknow I know my lifes going pretty well, but I look around and I just see so many people whove accomplished so many other goals by the time theyre thirty.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Ursula: Yeah, were not thirty, were 31.
Chandler: Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed. (Monica stumbles on the steps.) Okay, (catches her) youre doing great. Youre doing great. Youre doing fine.
Joey: Now that youre a couple, we dont get two presents from you guys?
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Rachel: Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.
Ross: (To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.
Ross: Okay, is everybody clear? Were gonna pick it up and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? Were gonna lift the car and slide it out. Lift and slide!
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Rachel: Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You dont want to win an award this way. Youre very talented. And someday youre gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.
The Saleslady: Were closing.
Joey: Oh, well think of it like this, when youre 90
Monica: Youre on the phone!
Joey: Felicity and I, were watching My Giant, and I was thinking, "Im never gonna be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think Im just wasting my life with this acting thing?
Phoebe: I dont know, I dont know, I dont know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But yknow on the other hand No. No, I cant. Were friends. No, oh, no. I dont want to risk what we have.
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, theyre still playing Cups.]
Rachel: Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)
Rachel: Honey, thats youre name.
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Rachel: Well, Ill be waiting for you, just come up when youre done.
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Doug: No, its a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it. Were gonna go to the East River right now and throw it in there!
Joey: No youre not! Not to me!
Phoebe: I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Monica: Were supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Rachel: Well, wait a minute, youre the boss! Why dont you just yell at them? Or, fire them?
Monica: Youre not supposed to look!
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Phoebe: No! Joey, youre going to be great!
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Chandler: So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?
Phoebe: I see what youre doing!
Phoebe: (reading from her book) Mon (Pause as she restarts) Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks theyre supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks its at seven.
Ross: Youre back.
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Rachel: Oh my God! Youre a 30 year old virgin!
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Ross: Gentlemen, youre pick.
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Paul: Youre next!!
Monica: Youre jealous of Princess Caroline?
The Fan: Wow! Wow, thanks a lot! I just wanna say, I think youre really talented.
Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
The Museum Official: Yes. Were very popular. Theres a two-year waiting list. Sorry! (She kinda storms out with the couple.)
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Director: (To Joey) Okay, youre dancing with that girl over there.
Ross: Thats cause-cause youre moms dog kept-kept looking at me.
Ross: Hey, theyre going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Yknow they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playfuldidnt you see Personal Best?
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Monica: (laughs) Are you sure youre okay?
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Joey: Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because were really good friends.
Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.
Rachel: Were gonna find love!
Ross: Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.
Monica: And so, were hiding in the bathroom.
Chandler: Youre right.
Phoebe: Yeah, and maybe that youre a real (She says something in Italian, and it doesnt matter what she said. Its not important so I dont need everyone who speaks Italian telling me what she said.)
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Rachel: Oh! (Opens the door to reveal a ballerina) Well youre just the prettiest ballerina Ive ever seen.
Rachel: Youre welcome.
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
Rachel: Joey, you are not! Youre 31.
Ross: Look uh, if were gonna do this
Chandler: Its Paris, who knows were here!
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Rachel: Now that youre on youre own, youre free to look as stupid as you like.
Rachel: Oh, youre welcome a million.
Hold Voice: Thank you for your patience, youre the next caller.
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Rachel: Oh theyre pushing! Theyre pushing!!
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Joey: Yes! Yes! You did and youre still yelling at me!
Phoebe: Yeah! Yeah! Convince her that-that youre scared of commitment! Convince her that youre a little coward!
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Phoebe: Youre still gonna go out with her?!
Chandler: Yeah, I dont you should say that even when youre healthy.
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
Chandler: (on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.
Kyle: Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave.)
Phoebe: Oh right, because youre so capable of change.
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Joey: Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?
Chandler: (entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe youre right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Monica: (entering and interrupting the guys escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, were gonna start with
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Rachel: What-what?! Youre gonna leave this person with me?!
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.