words in movies
Joey: Pheebs! Youre blocking the porn! Look out!
Monica: Hey, cheer up! Youre gonna see her again, right?
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And shes gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
Phoebe: Okay, yeah well, good news, youre going to have three babies.
Alice: Were gonna have a big family, Ive always wanted a big family!
Frank: (Theyre less than happy now) Oh.
Phoebe: No you cant quit college! No! Youre in college? Really?
Frank: No, its okay. Were-were gonna have three kids! And thats-thats a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.
Monica: Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Phoebe: (entering carrying a case) Ooh, good, youre hear! Okay.
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Joey: I think youre right.
Rachel: Now that youre on youre own, youre free to look as stupid as you like.
Rachel: Oh, youre welcome a million.
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Rachel: Oh theyre pushing! Theyre pushing!!
Hold Voice: Thank you for your patience, youre the next caller.
Joey: Yes! Yes! You did and youre still yelling at me!
Phoebe: Yeah! Yeah! Convince her that-that youre scared of commitment! Convince her that youre a little coward!
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Chandler: Yeah, I dont you should say that even when youre healthy.
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
Phoebe: Youre still gonna go out with her?!
Chandler: (on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.
Kyle: Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave.)
Phoebe: Oh right, because youre so capable of change.
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Chandler: (entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe youre right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Monica: (entering and interrupting the guys escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, were gonna start with
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Rachel: What-what?! Youre gonna leave this person with me?!
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Joey: Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?
Joey: Uh, theyre like my best friends. Are you saying we cant hang out with them? Cause that would kinda be a problem.
Joey: Yes I do! And were gonna go out, were gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Monica: Youre Lewis Posin.
Joey: Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Phoebe: No, were gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.
Ross: (stunned at the complement) Youre welcome.
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
Rachel: Youre out of toilet paper!
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Monica: Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Chandler: Youre welcome. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Monica: Okay, youre-youre really freaking me out.
Joey: You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!
Ross: Come on, come on, were-were-were lighting the candles!
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Chandler: Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Monica: Okay, youre fine.
Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. He's my little bother. He's a bit retarded.)
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Ross: Yes! Youre the person who checked out my book?!
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Monica: Youre gonna do some feet flirtin!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Joey: I’m saying that… (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you’re fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Phoebe Sr: Youre Erwins daughter?!
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Chandler: Is that what youre thinking about right now?
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Joey: Yeah, youre roommate is a soap opera star.
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Ursula: Yeah, were not thirty, were 31.
Monica: Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me!
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Joey: Now that youre a couple, we dont get two presents from you guys?
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!
Policeman: Youre an Aquarius, huh?
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Phoebe: Yeah! Youre such a great friend!
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Cecilia: Youre so welcome.
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Monica: Nice to meet you! My God youre great!
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Ben: Yeah, youre funny.