words in movies
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Megan: Oh, youre so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass.
Phoebe: Ooh, is that spelled with a C or a K? Oh my God! It doesnt matter; theyre both great!
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
Rachel: Oh theyre pushing! Theyre pushing!!
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Rachel: Youre out of Diet Coke.
Rachel: Youre out of toilet paper!
Joey: You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!
Ross: Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes were gonna have younger looking skin!
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
(They all try and shake hands at once. They end up criss-crossing theyre arms to shake each others hand, and Ross says )
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Chandler: Oh yeah, thats very nice. Plus, yknow they were free and theyre too small.
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Ross: Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Joey: Oh, youre kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? Im an actor; Im kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
Monica: Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!
Chandler: Oh yeah, that�s what she says. But maybe you�re not ovulating at all, maybe it�s just a clever ruse to get me into bed.
Rachel: Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh youre in real estate!
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
The Man: Were waiting for the candy. (Yelling at the door.) Bring out the candy!
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Monica: Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Joey: Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
(Theyre all staring at him, with big, huge smiles on their faces.)
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Ross: Thats the day youre gonna die? Seedarnit, Ive got shuffleboard that day.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Monica: Okay, were gonna need a distraction.
The Casting Director: Well, the director thinks youre really right for the part and wants to meet you tomorrow.
Chandler: Yeah, were gonna have to get you out of those shoes.
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! Theyre mean and theyre stupid and-and I dont want my son learning them!
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Chandler: Yeah well, too bad were gonna have to return them.
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Estelle: Well, youre just going to say no again but...gay porn.
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Ross: Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Alice: Were gonna have a big family, Ive always wanted a big family!
Hillary: You know, youre a really great listener. Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Chandler: Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Youre parents like me, right?
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Rachel: Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monicas and she and Chandler had a big fight and theyre not moving in.
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Janine: Hey! Youre a good dancer!
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Joey: Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I dont have time! Theyre just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Well the vet seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion.
Ross: No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Ross: Pheebs, if you dont tell him, soon hes gonna be married, and then youre gonna hate yourself.
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Phoebe: Okay, it just seems pretty wild and youre soyknow so vanilla.
(Ross and Rachel approach, theyre still yelling at each other.)
Ross: Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)
Mona: Oh good, youre here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.
Joey: Oh well, theyre killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Chandler: Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.
Monica: I cant be fair. Youre my boyfriend.
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Frank: (Theyre less than happy now) Oh.
Ross: Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Phoebe: No! But she gave me the box that it came in. It had a picture of the bike on the front. (Theyre all speechless) So I would sit on it and my step-dad would drag me around the backyard.
Rachel: This is Bonnie? (to Phoebe) This is Bonnie? (to Bonnie) Youre Bonnie?
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
Monica: But you should eat them now because theyre hot from the oven.