words in movies
Joey: Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joeys your pal. Joeys your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, theyre hanging out with Joey."
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Chandler: Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, hell be there. And hell bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that youre really hot.
Monica: Well, youre making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.
Chandler: And now youre giving me the message!
Ross: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!
Ross: Hey, theyre going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Yknow they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playfuldidnt you see Personal Best?
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Chandler: Wow, youre, youre right. I have a horrible, horrible name.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Rachel: But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
Chandler: No, no, youre right, it is a ridiculous name!
Joey: So, youre just Bing?
Ross: So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
(They both run and hug theyre respective partners.)
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
Leslie: Aw, youre right, youre right. Im sorry.
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Chandler: Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but dont say that again.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Phoebe: Theyre at the coffeehouse.
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! Were done!
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Ross: No youre not.
Chandler: Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that were gonna get married.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, youre out of your mind.
Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But youre not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but youre not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Joey: Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I dont think its the kind youre gonna like.
Tommy: I think were here.
Carol: Youre a genius, Ross.
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Monica: Were kidding!
Phoebe: No! Because hes in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, youre just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Yknow, its too late! You missed youre chance! Im sorry, I know this must be really hard, its over.
Rachel: (to Ross) Yeah, right. Look at you, youre practically giddy.
Phoebe: Youre the cook! With out you its just me driving up to peoples houses with empty trays and asking for money!
Rachel: (She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great!
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Chandler: I got it! Scotch tape. (Theyre right.)
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Chandler: Youre our age!
Phoebe: I, but youre so close! No!
Rachel: I know (she touches Emma’s head) but they’re just so beautiful! Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.
Megan: Oh, youre so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass.
Chandler: Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.
Monica: Well, youre not gonna get going are you?
Ross: Pheebs, I think shes great. Okay? Were going out again.
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Joey: That youre actually 50?
Joey: (to Billy) So youre the gynaecologist?
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, theyre finishing up dinner.]
Rachel: And youre still not attracted to him at all?
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Phoebe: Joey, I just think youre getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.
Phoebe Sr.: Yeah, I guess youre right.
Joey: Oh, youre switching apartments?
Monica: Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Ross: (interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)
Ross: (crying) I hope youre a better father than youre a friend!! (Cries again and Joey wakes up in horror.)
Chandler: You are, youre gonna leave me like this?
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Phoebe: Youre Elizabeths father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Phoebe: Theyre not even touching the lasagna!
Joanna: You tell your friend Chandler that were definately broken up this time.
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Doug: Well, say no more. Y'know it takes guts to bring this up. Bing! Youre okay.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
Rachel: Were not actors.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Ross: I dunno, maybe its because youre really sarcastic. Or maybe its cause you uh-
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Joey: Come on man, youre not a potato.
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Rachel: Ross youre not listening to me, I dont have time to stop.
Monica: Youre doing it again.
Chandler: Hey! Babe! Arent you excited were going on our honeymoon?
Monica: Hi, sorry. I almost didnt hear you, because yknow Im just so in love with my new husband. Were on our honeymoon.
Phoebe: Youre the best. Thanks. Oh!
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Rachel: Were the Cobras!
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Joey: Well, youre amazing.
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe youre awful!