words in movies
Joey: Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joeys your pal. Joeys your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, theyre hanging out with Joey."
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Chandler: Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, hell be there. And hell bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that youre really hot.
Monica: Well, youre making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.
Chandler: And now youre giving me the message!
Ross: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!
Ross: Hey, theyre going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Yknow they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playfuldidnt you see Personal Best?
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Chandler: Wow, youre, youre right. I have a horrible, horrible name.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Rachel: But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
Chandler: No, no, youre right, it is a ridiculous name!
Joey: So, youre just Bing?
Ross: So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
(They both run and hug theyre respective partners.)
Monica: Okay, youre fine.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Ross: Yes! Youre the person who checked out my book?!
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Monica: Youre gonna do some feet flirtin!
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Phoebe Sr: Youre Erwins daughter?!
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Joey: I’m saying that… (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you’re fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).
Chandler: Is that what youre thinking about right now?
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Joey: Yeah, youre roommate is a soap opera star.
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Monica: Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me!
Ursula: Yeah, were not thirty, were 31.
Joey: Now that youre a couple, we dont get two presents from you guys?
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Policeman: Youre an Aquarius, huh?
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Cecilia: Youre so welcome.
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Phoebe: Yeah! Youre such a great friend!
Monica: Nice to meet you! My God youre great!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Ben: But youre not anymore!
Ben: Yeah, youre funny.
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, theyre cuddling.]
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Chandler: Well, if were gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Yknow alphabetically or by genre?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Monica: Hey, cheer up! Youre gonna see her again, right?
Phoebe: Because youre marrying him!
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Chandler: Kinda. Theyre really big.
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.
Rachel: (calmly) Okay. Im sorry. Youre right, youre right.
Rachel: Were paying for this yknow.
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Richard: Yeah! Youre saying, you need to be with someone more mature. Maybe someone with, a license to practice medicine. Or a mustache.
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Phoebe: Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and theyre stunned.)
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Chandler: Were the Bings.
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Phoebe: Ross, youre being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.