words in movies
Joey: Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent
Monica: Congratulations! Wow! I cant believe youre nominated for an Emmy!
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.
Rachel: Well of course I do! But yknow, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean youre up against the guy who survived his own cremation.
Monica: Okay, stop it Phoebe, youre getting me all tingly.
Rachel: Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You dont want to win an award this way. Youre very talented. And someday youre gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.
Phoebe: Because youre marrying him!
Phoebe: That is correct! Yes, youre supposed to take all of that stuff and put it in a little box in your mind and then lock it up tight.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Joey: Well, that-that-thats it? Youre gonna, youre gonna put it on your self or anything?
Monica: Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
Chandler: Kinda. Theyre really big.
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Ross: Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.
Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.
Phoebe: Oh, just go. Youre never gonna get it!
Ross: Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?
Rachel: Or Carol! But theyre funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, youre solid. Yeah, youre just no me.
Rachel: Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)
Joey: What are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Ross: (to Rachel) So, were off.
Joey: Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it youre right where you dont want to be! Back together!
Rachel: And Chandler, youre gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel cant be late.
Ross: Yeah, well, m-maybe youre right.
[The next one is from Episode 712: The One Where Theyre Up All Night, Joey and Ross are deciding how to climb down the final part of the fire escape.]
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.
Hold Voice: Please stay on the line. Youre call is very important to us.
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!
Chandler: Youre coming on to the entire room! (He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her, and to get her attention, he throws them back down.) Im Chandler.
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
(They both run and hug theyre respective partners.)
Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Phoebe: No you cant quit college! No! Youre in college? Really?
Phoebe: Ross, I know what youre thinking.
Chandler: Wait a minute, its perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and were in a building thats full of beds!
Chandler: But youre not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.
Ross: Hi! Im so glad youre here, but its gonna be a while. I-I wished youd called first.
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
Monica: Were just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
Chandler: Okay, but after that, were shootin some pool.
The Cooking Teacher: Oh yes! Youre an excellent chef! As a person youre a little
Rachel: Youre just staring into space.
Joey: Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!
Mrs. Green: Sweetheart I know youre gonna be terrific mom, I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, the games not over, were just switching teams.
Ross: Hey, y'know while were on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you dont live here anymore.
Monica: Theyre kissing lets just go around them.
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Joey: Well whats complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance. You go past the Mud Hut through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey; you yank his tail and boom! Youre in Paradise Pond!
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Monica: Okay, Phoebe you know what youre doing right?
Rachel: Okay, youre right. Youre right. You cant help me.
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.
Chandler: You know, once youre inside, you dont have to knock any more.
Ross: He said he liked that!! Oh youre right, youre right. Im sorry.
Joey: Oh good, uh youre here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say.
Janice: Oh yknow what? You have to speak very loudly when youre talking to Sid, because hes almost completely deaf.
Ross: Look, were just friends now! Okay? Why would I do anything stupid?
Joey: Ohh, no, no. Were not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.)
Phoebe: Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Teacher: Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mummys head.
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
Tommy: Oh, you thought, huh? Yeah, well that didnt really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! What are you?! A moron!! Huh?! It says D-13! Okay?! Look youre surrounded by even numbers!! Did that give you some clue?!
Chandler: Look you dont understand, Gandolf is amazing. Yknow youre never know whats gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia!
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Joey: Oh my God, youre back!
Chandler: (pats him on the shoulder) Youre it! Now run and hide!
Joey: Oh wellHey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Yknow? Itll-itll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. Youre so talented.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Monica: Dont worry Phoebe, youre gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And youre welcome to come back anytime.
Ross: I dont know what youre talking about.
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
Joey: Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Chandler: Yeah, its two guys in a ring, and the rules are: Theyre are no rules.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean were gonna have to move around some furniture to make room for my chair. (Kisses her and heads into the living room.)
Rachel: Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.
Ross: Hey! You were a closed book! Okay? Im not a mind reader! Besides, I hate those conversations. Im horrible at them. Really! Maybe-maybe I need kind of a gesture. Yknow, something that says were moving forward without having to talk about it.
Chandler: No, really youre gonna freeze.
Monica: See now-now youre taking them away from their home.
Joey: Youre ready to have a baby? My boys all grown up!
Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while youre trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
Phoebe: It will be in a minute. Listen, Tim youre a really great guy.
Ross: So youre strong enough to face her on your own?
Joey: Yeah, youre great! Okay, lets take it from
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Ross: Youre never gonna believe it uh, Monica and Chandler are moving in again. Thats great news rightI mean for them. Right?
Phoebe: Wow! And hey, its cool if youre a lesbian! (Gives her a thumbs up)
Rachel: Youre bachelor pad?!
Emily: I still cant believe theyre tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building youll ever see. I mean its over (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
Rachel: Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on youre gonna ruin it!
Chandler: Hey, shut up!! Youre not my real Mom!!
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
Ross: What do you mean, theyre not moving in? They-theyre still moving in right?
Phoebe: (gasps) Youre pregnant!
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Joshua: No, theyre-theyre all true.
Chandler: Wow that was my scariest voice! Youre very brave.
Ross: Cookies and porn, youre the best mom ever!!
Chandler: And youre upset because you didnt make your best friend cry?