words in movies
Joey: Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent
Monica: Congratulations! Wow! I cant believe youre nominated for an Emmy!
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.
Rachel: Well of course I do! But yknow, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean youre up against the guy who survived his own cremation.
Monica: Okay, stop it Phoebe, youre getting me all tingly.
Rachel: Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You dont want to win an award this way. Youre very talented. And someday youre gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.
Phoebe: Because youre marrying him!
Phoebe: That is correct! Yes, youre supposed to take all of that stuff and put it in a little box in your mind and then lock it up tight.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Joey: Well, that-that-thats it? Youre gonna, youre gonna put it on your self or anything?
Monica: Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
Chandler: Kinda. Theyre really big.
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Ross: Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.
Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.
Monica: Theyre mine!
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Rachel: Return them?! Shh! Theyre gonna hear you!
Stu: When theyre hookers.
Phoebe: Wow! Theyre beautiful!
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Ross: (finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! Youre an ezel!
Chandler: Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Phoebe: Oh good! Then youre in luck! Bens not my son!
Joey: Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If youre gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Joey: How does it feel knowing youre never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing youre gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.
Monica: That is completely untrue. You think Im high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and were going to go through it point by point!
Ross: The card! I think were there!
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Phoebe: Youre welcome.
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
Joey: Youre Rachel!
Rachel: Youre Joey!
Joey: Youre my friend!
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
Joey: Re! Re! Then I can watch that! Rewind it! Rewind it!
Monica: Well thats a little crazy. Although I am yknow glad to hear that youre branching out on what you look at on the Internet.
Phoebe: Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, were not welcome in the house of no imagination.
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Rachel: Well youre not gonna be able to keep doing this.
Chandler: Okay, so thats it, everybody knows! Its official, were moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?
Monica: Theyre all Chandler.
Monica: Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Phoebe: Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre not mad at us anymore?
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. Joey, theyre my favorite. Thank you.
Ross: Uh, no. No, were not.
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Ross: Youre looking!
Monica: I guess that makes sense. So, you think youre going to talk to him?
The Director: But youre supposed to work on Monday.
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
Chandler: Oh, its so hard to care when youre this relaxed.
Phoebe: Were in the bathroom!
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Chandler: Youre not?
Chandler: Yeah. And what youre doing feels so good.
Eric: Were both teachers.
Chandler: And yet you dont recognize that youre crazy.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that thats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.
Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Monica: Well yknow Joey, youre a pretty charming guy.
Ross: What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyre uh theyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.
Chandler: Well, youre not suggesting that we spend all of the money on the wedding?
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Don: Youre kidding me!
Ross: What?! Youre in love with her.
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Rachel: Oh my God youre amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Gert: Faster! Youre not going fast enough!
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
Chandler: Oh relax man, relax. Youre looking a little flushed.
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Ross: (faking starting to cry) Oh God youre right.
Rachel: Thank you were so excited
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
Monica: (To Chandler) You think were being obvious?
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Joey: I think youre right.
Passenger: If youre planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one.
Monica: Joey! Youre doing great!
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
The Interviewer: Now, off the record, youre not
Monica: (entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna
Chandler: Youre turning into a woman.
Joey: Hey, youre the one that loves the picture.
Joey: But youre still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Ross: Yknow, I dont think were going to settle this.
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Joey: All right Chandler, youre up.
Ross: What?! While shes been going through this hell, youve been making money?! Youre betting on your friend staying in this misery?! (Phoebe lowers her head and shakes it yes.)