words in movies
Joey: Whyre you so tired?
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Ms. McKenna: Then, problem solved. Chandler will be running our office in Tulsa. Youre gonna love Oklahoma.
Joey: (entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing its Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know youre pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
Chandler: Were moving to Tulsa! (Makes a excited expression on his face)
Monica: Are you trying to tell me that were moving to Oklahoma, or that youre gay? All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?
Joey: Your thumb? Thats weird. (Makes a fist.) You sure youre punching right? Make a fist. (Ross just looks at him with his thumb in a cast.) Maybe later. Ross I feel terrible.
Joey: Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, youre gonna get together right?
Ross: You know what, its, its better this way anyway. I mean I dont know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. Its just much easier if were just friends who have a kid.
Joey: And youre Okay with that?
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Chandler: Were moving to Tulsa
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Policeman: Youre an Aquarius, huh?
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Cecilia: Youre so welcome.
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Phoebe: Yeah! Youre such a great friend!
Monica: Nice to meet you! My God youre great!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Ben: But youre not anymore!
Ben: Yeah, youre funny.
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, theyre cuddling.]
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Chandler: Well, if were gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Yknow alphabetically or by genre?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Monica: Hey, cheer up! Youre gonna see her again, right?
Phoebe: Because youre marrying him!
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Chandler: Kinda. Theyre really big.
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.
Rachel: (calmly) Okay. Im sorry. Youre right, youre right.
Rachel: Were paying for this yknow.
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Richard: Yeah! Youre saying, you need to be with someone more mature. Maybe someone with, a license to practice medicine. Or a mustache.
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Phoebe: Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and theyre stunned.)
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Chandler: Were the Bings.
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Phoebe: Ross, youre being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youre youre not freaking out?
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Monica: Well, youre-youre sweating.
Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after youre done.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Rachel: Oh, come on now, dont keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But, I would keep that helmet on because youre in for a rough ride! (He backs into the door.)
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Phoebe: Oh and theyre gonna have a baby.
Ross: Hi! Were visiting!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Thats the creep that youre with at the Statue of Liberty.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
David: Okay, were good.
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a cheater!
Rachel: Well yknow, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time theyre 40, they marry each other.
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Phoebe: Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Chandler: But youre still my friend?
Chandler: So? What? What? Theyre gone! Monicas gonna freak!
[Reset, theyre about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startling Jennifer.]
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!