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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
Rachel: Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh youre in real estate!
Monica: Okay, I think thats it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding. They all look like theyre having fun dont they?
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Joey: What theyre not invited?! Oh no, thats terrible! Theyre gonna be crushed!
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Rachel: Oh they are nice. We-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when theyre done with them they just send em back.
Phoebe: Okay, it just seems pretty wild and youre soyknow so vanilla.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah yknow, like warm up the crowd. Ask em where theyre from. Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. Im a minis-tainer! (Rapping) There is no one better! There is no one greater!
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Chandler: Shes moving on! Okay, if its not this guy, its gonna be somebody else! And unless youre thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man? Its over.
Monica: Chris says theyre closing down the bar.
Rachel: And now youre watching me walk away.
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya?
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.
Carol: Oh I I think theyre funny.
Rachel: So were okay, were okay, were okay, (starts to exam Ben) arent we? No, were not okay, were not okay, theres a bump, theres a bump.
Ross: You-youre gonna get married?! I mean Were gonna be brothers-in-law! (They hug.)
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats what you really want. Yeah, I dont want to be the reason youre unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really dont want to be the reason Im unhappy.
Marc: No nonsense! Were all in this together.
Joey: Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
The Director: Hey Joey, were ready for ya! (Joey stumbles over) Joey, this is Alex hes going to be playing your son.
Joey: No, no, look. All I’m saying is that you’re my agent, ok? And you’re not getting me into any auditions and I’m tired of it.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, while were hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they dont go, rrroof!
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Phoebe: Oh, just go. Youre never gonna get it!
Ross: Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?
Rachel: Or Carol! But theyre funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, youre solid. Yeah, youre just no me.
Rachel: Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)
Joey: What are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Ross: (to Rachel) So, were off.
Joey: Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it youre right where you dont want to be! Back together!
Rachel: And Chandler, youre gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel cant be late.
Ross: Yeah, well, m-maybe youre right.
[The next one is from Episode 712: The One Where Theyre Up All Night, Joey and Ross are deciding how to climb down the final part of the fire escape.]
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.
Hold Voice: Please stay on the line. Youre call is very important to us.
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!
Chandler: Youre coming on to the entire room! (He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her, and to get her attention, he throws them back down.) Im Chandler.
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
(They both run and hug theyre respective partners.)
Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Phoebe: No you cant quit college! No! Youre in college? Really?
Phoebe: Ross, I know what youre thinking.
Chandler: Wait a minute, its perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and were in a building thats full of beds!
Chandler: But youre not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.
Ross: Hi! Im so glad youre here, but its gonna be a while. I-I wished youd called first.
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
Monica: Were just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
Chandler: Okay, but after that, were shootin some pool.
The Cooking Teacher: Oh yes! Youre an excellent chef! As a person youre a little
Rachel: Youre just staring into space.
Joey: Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!
Mrs. Green: Sweetheart I know youre gonna be terrific mom, I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, the games not over, were just switching teams.
Ross: Hey, y'know while were on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you dont live here anymore.
Monica: Theyre kissing lets just go around them.
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Joey: Well whats complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance. You go past the Mud Hut through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey; you yank his tail and boom! Youre in Paradise Pond!
Rachel: Okay, youre right. Youre right. You cant help me.
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.
Janice: Oh yknow what? You have to speak very loudly when youre talking to Sid, because hes almost completely deaf.
Chandler: You know, once youre inside, you dont have to knock any more.
Monica: Okay, Phoebe you know what youre doing right?
Ross: He said he liked that!! Oh youre right, youre right. Im sorry.
Joey: Oh good, uh youre here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say.
Ross: Look, were just friends now! Okay? Why would I do anything stupid?
Phoebe: Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Teacher: Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mummys head.
Joey: Ohh, no, no. Were not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.)
Tommy: Oh, you thought, huh? Yeah, well that didnt really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! What are you?! A moron!! Huh?! It says D-13! Okay?! Look youre surrounded by even numbers!! Did that give you some clue?!
Chandler: Look you dont understand, Gandolf is amazing. Yknow youre never know whats gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia!
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
Joey: Oh my God, youre back!
Chandler: (pats him on the shoulder) Youre it! Now run and hide!
Joey: Oh wellHey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Yknow? Itll-itll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. Youre so talented.
Monica: Dont worry Phoebe, youre gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And youre welcome to come back anytime.
Ross: I dont know what youre talking about.
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
Joey: Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!
Chandler: Yeah, its two guys in a ring, and the rules are: Theyre are no rules.
Ross: Hey! You were a closed book! Okay? Im not a mind reader! Besides, I hate those conversations. Im horrible at them. Really! Maybe-maybe I need kind of a gesture. Yknow, something that says were moving forward without having to talk about it.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean were gonna have to move around some furniture to make room for my chair. (Kisses her and heads into the living room.)
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Rachel: Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.
Chandler: No, really youre gonna freeze.
Joey: Youre ready to have a baby? My boys all grown up!
Monica: See now-now youre taking them away from their home.
Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while youre trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
Phoebe: It will be in a minute. Listen, Tim youre a really great guy.
Joey: Yeah, youre great! Okay, lets take it from
Rachel: Youre bachelor pad?!
Ross: So youre strong enough to face her on your own?
Ross: Youre never gonna believe it uh, Monica and Chandler are moving in again. Thats great news rightI mean for them. Right?